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Punxsutawney Phil has been wrong 61% of the time since 1877. That makes him our country's oldest troll.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Good news, nerds! Now it's fun to eat your feelings: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012...

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Everyone should resolve to be more passionate this year. Except for 15-year-olds. The world has enough squee-ing and Edward Cullen tattoos.

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Economists will forever refer to the Harry Potter film era as The Great Ginger Employment Boom.

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The Phantom Menace 3D is metaphorical evidence that George Lucas loves the smell of his own poop.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Transformers: The Complete Animated Series on sale for only $59.99 (40% off)! http://www.amazon.com/gp...

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Farscape: The Complete Series is on sale for $49.99 (67% off) http://www.amazon.com/gp...

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C'mon, Internet. You couldn't have gotten ahead of this with a Tumblr or something? Now there's a book, & I blame you. http://yfrog.com/h7pc4osj

C'mon, Internet. You couldn't have gotten ahead of this with a Tumblr or something? Now there's a book, & I blame you. http://t.co/ODySsnx

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Geek Deal: Pre-order 'Star Wars: The Complete Saga' on Blu-ray for $89.99 (36% off) http://www.amazon.com/gp...

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20 mins on the con floor and I have nerd burnout. NEW RECORD.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Aside from a stage production done by Klingons, what I'm witnessing at this moment is perhaps the nerdiest thing I've ever seen.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh, sweaty crowds of lumbering nerds. Remember how I wasn't happy to see you last time? CONSIDER IT DOUBLED.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

At WonderCon, and I have but one reaction: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDS.

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Crap, that's Admiral Ackbar. Which is arguably even worse. NOT SEXY.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

‎"Sexy" Jar Jar and Tauntaun costumes. "Oh, the humanity!" comes to mind... http://www.flickr.com/photos...

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Sexy" Jar Jar and TaunTaun http://m.flickr.com/#...

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To those of you asking: yes, it was Crispin Glover sitting next to us last night. Not some sad BttF sequel replacement.

March 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Marty McFly's dad is sitting next to me at this restaurant. A homeless guy mooned him thru the window. Ah, to be a celeb in San Francisco.

March 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, discussing the Internet.

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The Top Six Terrible Spider-Man Tattoos http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2011...

March 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

These six Spider-Man tattoos are pretty terrible. http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2011...

March 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Top Six Terrible Spider-Man Tattoos - http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2011...

March 22 from Great White Snark - Comment - Like - Share

"Were you there for the accident during the Spider-Man musical?" Correct response: "WHICH TIME?" (Yep, another one.) http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culture...

March 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @amazondeals: Deal of the Day: $39.99 (33% off) - Dragon Age 2 for Xbox 360, PS3, PC and PC Download http://www.amazon.com/gp...

March 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think this kid likes Spider-Man. http://www.flickr.com/photos... http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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And why is she wearing plastic pants? Is she incontinent?

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This just in: Wonder Woman wears plastic pants in a shade of blue that only looks good in comic books.

March 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I like Adrianne Palicki, and I like the Wonder Woman costume, but apparently I don't like them put together. http://io9.com/#!57834...