Gregg Scott

"A truly extraordinary nut snack" is simply a horrible postioning statement for a food product.

"A truly extraordinary nut snack" is simply a horrible postioning statement for a food product.

ST. NICK ASSASSINATED IN SANTA CLAUS PARADE BY DISGRUNTLED EX-ROGERS RADIO EMPLOYEE. #fakeheadlines.

It's so cold I'm wearing a toque indoors.

If you name your child Brittany you're pretty much paving the way for a career as a stripper and/or hooker.

If you name your child Brittany you're pretty much paving the way for a career as a stripper and/or hooker.

Online dating is about as gratifying as failing Air Care.

What should I pick up from the grocery store first--the chicken or the eggs?

What should I pick up from the grocery store first--the chicken or the eggs?

A Craig's List Employee Review of The Lazy Gourmet. - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Lyle The Intern's Posse - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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At year's end upon reflection, what am I grateful for? Celine Dion, duct tape...only if they're used together of course.

At year's end upon reflection, what am I grateful for? Celine Dion, duct tape...only if they're used together of course.

Maybe it's the economy or the women I'm meeting but the last 3 girls I went on a first date with asked me to bring a recent tax return.

Maybe it's the economy or the women I'm meeting but the last 3 girls I went on a first date with asked me to bring a recent tax return.

I ♥ Art's Automotiive on Clark near Venables. Art was having a shit day. I mean really shit. To top it off I had to return after failing Air Care yesterday. Amidst his busy shitty day he tweaked my car to pass--which it did--and refused remuneration. On the way home I stopped at the neighborhood Domino's where I know they always order and bought...

The unfortunate word of the day is Gluteoplasty. From The Huffington Post. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009...

Latest score in the POTUS League: Military Industrial Complex: 30,000- Barak Obama: 0

President Obama wants to end Afghan war by sending 30,000 troops. This is the same math that bailed out investment firms and auto makers.

AirCare really is horse shit.

Just caught myslf laying back wearing slippers and watching the weather channel. If I reach for a Werther's it's all over...

Just caught myslf laying back wearing slippers and watching the weather channel. If I reach for a Werther's it's all over...

Thank God infectious diseases can't be spread by retweeting--yet. #red

The man who killed 4 Seattle police officers had been convicted of murder and was paroled in 2002 by Mike Huckabee. #justicesysytemfail

@robtrick Is Irwin hosting a radio show or podcast?

My Twitter friend @matwilcox has a story to tell that demanded more than 140 characters. From Canada's Globe&Mail http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-...

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I expected a car repair bill of a couple of hundred not 3 times a couple of hundred. Oh well. I ain't takin' the bus.

This is the best tech accessory I've seen in a good long while. http://www.powermat.com/pm_ca... (I accept PayPal!)