RT @FatboyRoberts: There should be a flaky pastry called "plee", so when I bring a pan of it to a potluck, I can say there's a panoply of pans of plee #hurr
RT @yorkhugo: Apparently, my tweets are annoying the civilians & blowing up their newsfeed. Heres an idea: get more than 30 friends you trolls. (Michelle)
RT @Seth_Fried: If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.