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@denakats You chose wisely. #unrealistchaintweets

2 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT this or your computer will turn back into a pumpkin at midnight! #unrealisticchaintweets (Yes, your computer once was a pumpkin)

2 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@slag_mag My intention was to syndicate, not medicate. However, my tweets may cause irritation and/or drowsiness. Consult your physician.

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If I syndicated @slag_mag @28PancakesLater @meetingboy & @RexHuppke I'd be synificantly funnier than I am now. #followfriday

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Timecrimes - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...

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Wanted - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...

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You should all check out @crackpotjack 's rant about Twitter http://www.nudia.tv/2009... He's funny, despite what @lukevenk says.

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Prepare for today's anticlimatic gag in 5...4...3...2...

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Ever have a dream that you were at work and wake up angry that you didn't get paid?

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@timjahn In the land of HDTVs, "full screen" is an ironic format.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Valtool I haven't seen any of the Harry Potter flicks, but I read three of the books. Just to see what the fuss was about.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@DevSatellite333 Thats as bad as tweting withoyt profreeding for speling erors.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Everybody keeps saying Harry Potter is coming out next week. So much for Hogwarts' "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. (via @RexHuppke)

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Modeling career update: denied the "body by milk" contract, but I am featured in this month's "body by high fructose corn syrup" ad.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The reviews for Transformers 2 are much more entertaining and well written than the movie itself.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Not sure what this says about me, but I keep thinking of names for nautically themed gay bars: "Inflatable Dinghy" & "Bait and Tackle"

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gainesvillejt Well at least you're reading on a Kindle, right?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New post on how to deal yourself a winner every time the quick and unfair way. http://hellscoldday.com/ Thanks to @shwood from Scam School!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Win Everytime with the “Poison Card” Trick - http://hellscoldday.com/2009...

Tuesday from HellsColdDay.com - Comment - Like - Share

@lynnedemeter What makes them so great?

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tweet me your favorite Twitterer to be featured on http://www.finerflings.com/ (No self-nominating)

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@pokervixen I like things spelled out. Drug that included death as a possible side effect should also include rigimortis & decomposition

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd like to see emotional side effects included in the surgeon general warnings: side effects include migraines, diarrhea, regret...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Had a "fun" filled night of 4th of July photo opting. I wasn't given a chance to opt out. Fireworks may or may not have occurred behind me.

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lionjuly It helps to think in the voice of Hal from 2001 to purge emotion for the perfect poker face.

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ScottBrick I just thought "Holy crap, Scott Brick tweeted me!" in ur voice. Listened to Omnivore's Dilema-u made hours on corn interesting

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

10k over. I wish evangelists had a sense of humor. If you're going to flash a "The End Is Nigh" sign, at least do it near the finish line

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Spam bashing tweets are themselves spam to someone. You can't please everybody. I tweet, therefore I spam.

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

At the Peachtree Runners Expo. It's just like ComicCon only thinner people and...actually, it's nothing like ComicCon.

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#followfriday @hotdogsladies @bluelanugo & @kevin_nealon are all on my s list. S for swell. http://www.finerflings.com/ Tells you why!

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