Grant Shellen

Some of my favorite moments on @ifcportlandia are @kumailn's bits as an incorrigible clerk/server/loan officer. I'll have the Beef Dingers.

This is way more fun than all that computer bullshit I usually do, guys. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

We are living in the golden age (and I in the perfect area) of being able to procure food for pain-in-the-ass dietary choices.

.@shellen just pointed out Maggie Smith of "Downton Abbey" was in "Sister Act." Then I remembered the famous line, "What IS a Whoopi?"

Excited about the @SXSW panel @u_m and I are doing: "Wheel of Synergy: A Drill-Down Into Business Speak." http://schedule.sxsw.com/2013...

Playing along with Wilco's "Heavy Metal Drummer." http://vine.co/v/b6nTqqbdKeQ

Oh, Muno. http://vine.co/v/b6AaFqlpZPM

Anyone need a SXSW Gold (Interactive + Film) badge? I have an extra I'll sell below walkup price.

Spring training. http://vine.co/v/brTAWqmPnn1

"You did a good job with the 'Toy Story' guys, Daddy." - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

"Keep Watching, Internet Bozos." - http://vimeo.com/59328579

Gut and Psychology Syndrome: Natural Treatment for Autism, ADD/ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia, Depression, Schizophrenia - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

Questioning. That's a funny word. Questioning. Questioning. Hm.

Broccoli! http://instagram.com/p...

Broccoli! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

I just hope this means that Catholics get a hip, young "rock 'n' roll" Pope with a leather jacket and a penchant for shaking things up.

Color footage of the 1939 Golden Gate International Exposition in San Francisco - http://gshellen.tumblr.com/post...

If you have a choice of giving someone good news, bad news, or no news, no news ranks last. They’d rather have bad news than no news. - http://gshellen.tumblr.com/post...

teenarcher: Never forget.  The Mars Volta Shreds (by allergonoise) This one literally had me for at least 30 seconds. - http://gshellen.tumblr.com/post...

Vintage dice wall - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

Hm twitter link shortening hates me.

Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse. RT @BrokeAssStuart FREE @jello pudding right now at market and Sutter in SF http://SFpic.twitter.com/o3GjTHD...

(Of course.)

Doing @750words this month. Four down. I'm a nonfiction guy, but I just wrote a 1,359-word story about a guy tormented by an aquatic frog.

“Taken by sailor off the USS California in 1938. A nice shot of cars coming traveling the Bay Bridge.” (via Shorpy Historical Photo Archive :: A Drive Across the Oakland Bay Bridge) - http://gshellen.tumblr.com/post...

“Looking east on Market Street in San Francisco from the Old Federal Office Building. Note the electric buses. This is quite a bustling scene, but I wonder if the poor pedestrians caught in the center island ever made it all the way across the street. 35mm Anscochrome.” (via Shorpy Historical Photo Archive :: Market Street: 1957) - http://gshellen.tumblr.com/post...

Little Nemo. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

This is why @joshacagan and I are friends. http://instagram.com/p...