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"We work hard, so we gotta thank God..." -Q-Tip
RT @markfrush "We've got to stand by our North Korean allies." -Sarah Palin on today's Glenn Beck.
RT @SklarBrothers Will the two Koreas just hook up and get it over with? God!
Soy sauce is optional. (@ Noodles & Company w/ @andreakerbuski) http://foursquare.com/venue...
"Hang the blessed deejay, because the music they constantly play says nothing to me about my life..."
Can you still smoke in Opium Dens?
My Top Weekly Artist #lastfm artist: Girl Talk (12) http://www.tweekly.fm/twitter...
"Give me a second- I'm sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of God's plan." http://www.theonion.com/article...
Dog Names: Stringer, Barksdale, Bodie, Cutty, Sobotka, Slim Charles, Brother Mouzone.
Took my shirt and tie off Pete Campbell-style. It says just as much about me as it did him.
RT @azizansari Whenever I see a baby flying first class, I like to imagine it's traveling by itself and is just a real baller baby.
RT @ azizansari Whenever I see a baby flying first class, I like to imagine it's traveling by itself and is just a real baller baby.
RT @azizansari: Whenever I see a baby flying first class, I like to imagine it's traveling by itself and is just a real baller baby.
Time to Febreze the dog again.
Trying to figure out my web presence. It's mad difficult.
"We didn't donate money to Wikipedia so we could sit around guessing how old Bun E. Carlos is."
Room for rent above above Charlie Kang's. Who wants to start a detective agency?
Eric thinks we should dress up like Forrest Gump during different time periods in his life. I'm gonna be "Running Gump," obviously.
Who wants to get drunk as Hell this weekend and dress up like Griff Tannen and his crew from Back to the Future Part II?
Oh, "Whoomp! (There It Is)," what would 1993 have been like without you?
Dear @itunes, make a Beatles iPod with their discography loaded and a green apple on the back, sell millions. You're welcome.
Just wrote a great song about this can of oranges, you guys.
"Stop reading. I hate adjectives." - @andreakerbuski
David Sedaris (@ Schuler Books & Music) http://foursquare.com/venue...
New, once again free, Girl Talk album: http://www.illegal-art.net/allday...
There's a snake in my boot.
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