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Reading/re-reading Vonnegut.

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Frank Zappa vs. The Tooth Fairy - http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki...

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From CREEM, 1974 - El Hackney

My Hook-Up List - http://www.buzzfeed.com/mask824...

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Revenge via Facebook - El Hackney

'Look at the Birdie - Unpublished Short Fiction,' By Kurt Vonnegut - http://www.nytimes.com/2009...

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Review in the New York Times by Dave Eggers. - El Hackney

Listen, Kid, the Biggest Thing You've Got Going for You Is Your Rack - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005...

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By Ellie Kemper from The Office - El Hackney

RT @fireland: Of course I love you! But I also love sex, and cheap Xanax. See where I'm going with this? Tijuana. Tell the kids I'll see them on Facebook.

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I might have to get into writing Gilmore Girls fan fiction, you guys. http://www.gilmore-fiction.net

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Less popular: "She Deafened Me with Mathematics."

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Less popular: "She Deafened Me withMathematics."

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@chrisjlee A nail in the coffin!

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@chrisjlee He's on fire!

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NBA JAM!

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Back-to-back dreams of being married to two girls from my past. Is God telling me something or just giving me the business?

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@davewoolfing Unfortunately they don't give invites to people with accounts, as far as I can tell.

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RT @juliaallison: "He had me at 'What up, slut!'"

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Woody Allen - "Radio Days"

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Planning on reading the Good Book in its entirety in 2010... and a few bad ones, too.

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Which is the funny one, "Prince of Thieves" or "Men in Tights?" Trick question, they both are.

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Which is the funny one, "Prince of Thieves" or "Men in Tights?" Trick question, they're both funny/

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I have been listening to far too much Frank Zappa lately for my own good.

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http://twitpic.com/vn7eq - Super Mario Wii, you guys!

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Twitter / @HATProject - http://twitter.com/HATProj...

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Home Alone re-created on Twitter. - El Hackney

Approximate number if times I saw "A Christmas Story" today:

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Approximate number of times I watched "A Christmas Story" today: 3.6.

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"Oi" to the world!

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Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window...

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That's the best sex I've had since I did it with that one-legged girl in the linen closet 45 minutes ago.

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"Holiday in Holland" is either a movie on ABC Family or my life.

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It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens. Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens.

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♥ Christmas In Hollis by Run-D.M.C. #lastfm: http://www.last.fm/music... amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Christm...

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