Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Ah yes, but when you're playing with a madman there are no rules or control. You might as well accept defeat, Gray. It is inevitable. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Haggis, I can poke you while you sleep. I don't sleep. You lose. - Louis Gray

*giggles... and gets pop corn* - Yolanda

Meh. You poke like a child. - Louis Gray

I just poked Louis. Does that mean I'm playing a man's game now? Oooh. Say yes! - pea

Last person I poked I was sued for sexual harassment. Thats the last time I try to play with the elderly on the bus. - CW™

Poke me while I sleep? Isn't that considered rape? - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

This is clearly consensual. And I need a Twitter client that supports pokes. - Louis Gray

/yawns - Louis Gray

*installs "Superpoke" application* - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Ha. You would need a Superpoke app. Already getting reinforcements, you white belted ninja trainee? I don't need any Superpoke claptrap. - Louis Gray

Ninja never work alone. COME FORTH MY ARMY OF AWESOMENESS. COME FORTH AND DESTROY.. ER.. POKE - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

You have no army of awesomeness. - Louis Gray

I do.. they're just not on Facebook. :( - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

I have never been in such a slow poke battle. You are 1/8th of a Worthington. - Louis Gray

Argh, I'm trying to work! After 6pm it's on like DONKEY KONG. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Sucker. One should not start a poke battle on work hours and announce it to his enemies. You are a weak ninja. Your clandestine operations are a complete fail and you are an embarrassment to ninjadom. - Louis Gray

Oh SNAP. Jason Castillo with the sneak attack! - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

And Pea enters as a new challenger! YOU ALL WILL GO DOWN IN A FLURRY OF POKES - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Haggis, you're going to be so poked full of holes by day's end that you will bleed out. - Louis Gray

..... Giggity. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

You may refer to me as "Swiss Haggis" - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

And I've been poked by a Penguin! I thought it was supposed to be the other way.. :) - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

I don't do pokes. - Steven Perez

That's because bunnies don't have fingers. Silly rabbit. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

If you knew ANYTHING about bunnehs, you'd know we don't need fingers to do poking. - Steven Perez from IM

Sometimes bunnehs need a little help with their poking: http://friendfeed.com/science... - joshua "magic" neff

@MarcoNunezJr hehe, I hadn't logged in to Goodreads in a while. :D

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I want to read: Under the Dome by Stephen King - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

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Me too. I'll be getting if for Christmas and reading it then - Alan Simpson

Finished with Dune by Frank Herbert http://www.goodreads.com/user_st...

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On page 85 of Dune Messiah. We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go again... http://www.goodreads.com/user_st...

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I'm #reading Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

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Under the Dome: A Novel - http://www.goodreads.com/review...

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Just bought my tickets to Metric for the Dec 1 show in Austin. *SQUEEEEE!!*

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I'M COMING FOR YOU EMILY HAINES. - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

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I gave my sister tickets to that show! - RAPatton

Follow their twitter; they've been giving away meet and greets and acoustic performance seats for every show on this leg of the tour so far - RAPatton

Already follow them, but good to know! I'm so excited! :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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I'm at Rebar w/ @simply_x. http://foursquare.com/venue...

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I just ousted @cgiralt as the mayor of Rebar on @foursquare! http://foursquare.com/venue...

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Melrose Place is awesome. Don't judge me.

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Only if you don't judge me for loving One Tree Hill. :D - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK

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Deal. XD - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Since Joe isn't around, I'll Approve this message in his absence. ;-) - pea

I kind of like the new Melrose. Looking forward to seeing the return of Heather Locklear that aired tonight - Alan Simpson

Okay. There's a new one? - Sarah June

Yup! Its just as horrible and awesome at the same time as the old one. Plus yeah, Heather Locklear is back now in all her botox orange skin glory. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

*judges you all with stern disdain* - Mo Kargas

*wants to hang out with Haggis and watch Melrose Place in my pajamas* - Sarah June

That sounds awesome! PJ Melrose party at my place! - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

*gag* - Mo Kargas

But Mo, the party will have cute girls in pajamas. ;-) - Sarah June

*blank stare* I'm sooo not into Haggis - Mo Kargas

ell oh ell - Sarah June

Can I come but bring a book or something? Cuz I want to party in my PJs but not necessarily watch MP. - pea

Let's play Twister too. - Sarah June

What pea said! Will there be alcohol? I don't care for Melrose, but booze will get me anywhere. - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK from fftogo

Alcohol is required, as is watching the show. The best part about it is you can make fun of it and the shitty acting relentlessly and it only makes the show better. :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Wasn't Heather Locklear brought in to save a dying show? I mean, how bad was it the first season? - Helen Sventitsky

*judges Haggis, finds him to be wanting* - Steven Perez

She was, and it was. It only got better after she came in, but they managed to make it pretty enjoyable so far without her. They've already brought back Michael, Jane, and Jo, plus they killed Sydney in the first episode. Okay I just realized I know far too much about this show. - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Just a wee bit. - Steven Perez from IM

I don't even know you. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF) from iPod

"I'm not sick, my nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out." - Penguin

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LOL I totally stole that from Barney, though. :( - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK

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Secondhand awesome? - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Wait, that was very un-American of me. I TAKE FULL CREDIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK. I SAID IT FIRST. BARNEY WHO? YOU CAN'T PROVE I'M WRONG. - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK

http://ff.im/8dD98 - Josh Haley

Heheh, that was the second picture for a Google Image Search of "awesome" - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

You owe Josh Haley 10bn FF royalty dollars - Mo Kargas

I will accept 8bn in these hard economic times. I'm not heartless. - Josh Haley

Hey Monday: Don't be cruel. Cuz I would never be that cruel to you. Oh oh, oh ohhhHHhh oh.

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Ralph Tresvant had an awesome solo career, didn't he? - Bren, Photophobe

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I was quoting Bobby Brown, not BBD! - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Ralph wasn't in BBD. :D - pea

Ugh, New Edition. They might as well have been all in the same group. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

I know Sean... sorry, this was a very oblique joke at Pea's expense... but Ralph was the original lead in New Edition, along with Bobby Brown - Bren, Photophobe

Bren, I got it. But I thought it was funnier that you were poking at me in someone else's thread. :D - pea

Sean: BBD were in New Edition, along with Bobby and Ralph :) - Bren, Photophobe

hey, I use whatever tools are available, Pea ;) - Bren, Photophobe

SO I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL. Damn you Pea for making me correct myself! :) - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

But Ralph was not in BBD, Sean. so you were still wrong. But that's okay, because knowing this much about the genealogy of New Edition/BBD/Boyz II Men/ABC is just wrong. - Bren, Photophobe

No, you still weren't right because Ralph wasn't in BBD. - pea

Poor Sean. A mini-FF mob is ganging up on him because of his lack of New Edition knowledge. hee. - pea

For the record, Brendan started it all. Is innocent -------------------> - pea

LOL. Let's see how long this song stays in my head today. - Victor Ganata

Ricky Bell, Mike Bivens, and Ronnie Devoe... I wonder if Sean will delete his account because of this? - Bren, Photophobe

Ugh, cut me some slack, I was like 8 years old! :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

This stuff is important. Do your homework son. - Rodfather

Excuses Excuses. Just ask Holden if age is an excuse for anything... ;) - Bren, Photophobe

Bah, to hell with you all. *Goes off to listen to KRS-ONE* - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Solo? Or when he was in Public Enemy? Bwahahahahaha - Bren, Photophobe

Sean, and now I LOVES you even more. The crush that was started by some duct tape and sports socks was just magnified by your mention of KRS. BDP, baby! - pea

Also remember Bobby went solo since he was replaced by Johnny Gill. - Rodfather

Duct tape and sports socks? This sounds interesting! - Sarah June

LOL Sarah. Actually it was Electrical tape! :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

:( crush just dimished a bit. Duct tape > electrical tape ;-) - pea

The Duct tape I had was brown! I needed black. - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

still has a sad ------------> - pea

*Stops reading this thread, jams to A Tribe Called Quest instead* :P - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Ohh I'm about to watch a Ralph T. video on YouTube later... - Anna Lynn M.

Sean could've stopped this whole thread by just saying, "it's my prerogative" - chrisofspades

Too easy, too easy. :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from IM

Socks for Penguin #penguinsocksmeme

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I don't have stripey socks, but I do have black electrical tape! - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from email

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*SCHWING* - Derrick

hahaha, awesome! - Nicholas Kreidberg

*cackle* you rock, man - Michael W. May

Oooh sexy......Wait A Minute!!! - Rahsheen ™, Coach of FF

Hahaha - Mo Kargas

cyber - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Goo. Ber. - Anika

lol you stoopid - DO ANYBODY NO MONIQUE

dude.. hahaha - Rodfather

*peeling electrical tape off socks* - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Ummm Nice calves....btw... - Bill Heslin

lol! - vijay

Valiant effort, but MINE ARE BETTER. - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK from fftogo

Yeah they are! You have much nicer legs too. Slightly less hairy. :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

And this shall forever be known as the moment that I fell in serious like with you. <3 - pea

LOL Pea! Yay people like me! - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

oh sweet jesus no - Zach Landes

Sean, you crack me up! Awesome!!! :-D - Ladybug Heather

Oh me Gawd. - Brent - Long Live Rock

Creative! - Caroline from iPhone

That's soooo EXTREME! - Adrian

*gets Sean drunk* - Derrick

Bump for hilarity - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

I just made french toast. It was delicious.

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AND BACON - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

I had French Toast yesterday. :D I almost made waffles today, but I'm lazy. - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK

IF THIS IS CAPS LOCK NIGHT, I NEED SOME POWERTHIRST - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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BEAR BLASTING! - Haggis (Sean Loyless) from Bookmarklet

Why yes, I am watching 500 Days of Summer again. It will not be the last time. :)

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I’m Batman. - http://www.dailyhaggis.com/2009...

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Am I? Yes. I'm Batman. - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

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Wherever there are masks. Wherever there's tomfoolery and joy. I'm there. But sometimes I am not cause I'm out in the night. - PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK

if your batman, shouldnt your hand say "POW" or something? - chaz2b

it has to be true I can see the name on you - VAL D.