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Andrizzle Gizzle
We went to Outback for the first time in over a year yesterday. I ate my body weight in cheese fries and ranch. I was almost immediately violently ill (in my butthole region). Outback is like an abusive boyfriend I keep going back to even though I know it will punish me.
November 15
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Phil G, Sumotuwe, VAL D. Zone and 4 other people liked this
Are you perhaps somewhat lactose intolerant?
- Christian (Simply X)
perhaps but I haven't been tested, I generally try to avoid most dairy though. It's just so delicious :(
- Andrizzle Gizzle
That region is known for its own unique microclimate and a dizzying array of colorful flora and fauna. Go in the spring before the summer tourists flood the countryside.
- Christopher Harley
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That sounds like good ol' lactose intolerance. For special occasions, you might want to break out the Lactaid - it can really help. I have to have that when I eat lots of pizza, 'cause I'm not giving up the pizza I just don't want to die of awful afterwards.
- Jennifer Dittrich
Well it's weird because I can eat some things, like I never really have a problem with pizza, but if I eat alfredo I will get sick.
- Andrizzle Gizzle
mozzarella has less fat than some cheeses, so it might not bother you as much. I can eat pizza (if I don't over-indulge), but ice cream can be a problem for me.
- Katy S
Anything fatty does the butthole illness to me. Which is why i have not eaten brunch in a restaurant in like 5 years.
- Sumotuwe
Phil was sick too so you know, I think it's just outback. And humans are not meant to consume that much ranch dressing.
- Andrizzle Gizzle