I'm an Internet Marketing Guru. - Akiva Moskovitz

Me too. I'm an Internet Marketing Guru. - Dave Winer

I am Spartacus. Oh wait, wrong thread. - Derek Coward

I am also an internet marketing guru and SEO expert. - John (a.k.a. dendroica)

I am Malcolm X - Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah

I am the Internet. - sofarsoShawn

I invented internet marketing. - imabonehead

Get your Moo cards here: http://tinyurl.com/mfnvqs - Josh Haley from iPhone

I sell my expert internet marketing services via daily inspirational affirmations applied through an SEO affiliated marketing program. - Kurt Kringle

I'm just waiting for the one from @hotdogladies - Alan Chamberlain

er, @hotdogsladies - Alan Chamberlain

What's your position on consultants? :P - Justin Whitaker

We need some more descriptors - especially for female guru-types. Just about everyone is a Queen, Goddess, Diva or Maven. But I think yer right, there, (please excuse faked down-home, upper-midwest accent) about that purported internet-marketing guru-dom, from either sex (I still think gender is something that has to do with grammar in foreign languages.) For one thing, in 2009, what's the diff between internet marketing and plain old marketing? - MaryB, BrandingBroadOfFF

i'm the Bela Lugosi of parenting. - Joe Silence is not dead

are you denying that internet marketing gurus exist? - Vincent van Wylick

I just got 10 more followers on Twitter after I liked this entry and it went to my Twitter feed. :D - Tarmo Aidantausta

lol same. I think Francine Hardaway is an internet marketing guru. :) - Vincent van Wylick

I'm Anne Hathaway. and an Internet Marketing slut. - Glen Mistletoe

I'm an ignorant slut or so somebody told me. - Brian Sullivan

I'm an ignorant slut expert - Rodfather

Brian, yes, you've been told that... :( - directeur

Oh! And I'm your father y'all, Luke, Rodfather, everyone! I'm your father - directeur

I'm an internet marketing gnu. - grace

Aspiring internet marketing guru, SEO expert, social media maven, web startup entrepreneur, venture capitalist, Robert Scoble clone and Nobel Peace Prize - Michael Slattery

I am not a number! - Lindsay

I am the Walrus. Koo koo kee choo. - Lindsay

Self-proclaimed gurus, mentors, egg spurts--Lame!! - Rob Michael (Atmos Trio)

Lindsay-Lindsay-Bo-binsay must be a Brit. Prisoner and Beatles quotes after another - only Monty Python quote missing... - Tarmo Aidantausta

Yes, I forgot: programmer rock star - Michael Slattery

Just occurred to me that if the word 'author' appears in your bio without it referring to a specific multimedia-development or software process, you probably aren't really a writer. - MaryB, BrandingBroadOfFF

@Tarmo - LOL - not a Brit... just married to a guy who has exposed me to a lot of British TV. :) Just to make you happy though: "I am Arthur, King of the Britons!" - Lindsay

King of the who? - Michael Slattery

If the word "Arthur" appears in your bio without it referring to a specific who, you probably aren't really a king - Michael Slattery