Andrew Chapman - FriendFeed

@addedentry one of our neighbours is head of OLIS - maybe I shd nag him for you!

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Blue. Arsed. Fly.

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Trying to explain the difference between web and print resolutions, I feel like Galileo: "But it looks OK on screen"="But the sun is moving"

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But still the earth turns.

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Glad to see I've brought out the good cheer in everyone. #loadsshotgun

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RT @bluedevi: @hatmandu Yes. You should add "...broken up by bursts of intense pain, to keep things interesting".

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RT @_3_: Write "Marriage: What joy. What happiness. What bliss." & instruct them to change the full stops to question marks as appropriate.

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@miche *drum roll* #cymbals Taxi for @miche!

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It would make my day off more special if you lot got on with some work.

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You've been a lovely audience. I'm just glad you're not watching the ironing.

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@LordGU thanks!

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@Rose_Darling they're bloody small acres!

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Right, just a splash of baby vomit, and I'm done.

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@rejecter hm, I fear you're right

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Is it wrong to write "Wishing you many long, grinding years of happiness" on a wedding card?

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@rejecter does life get any better? (Yes.)

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Maybe I should floss my teeth while I'm at it. Actually, maybe I should iron my teeth.

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.@_3_ you're a scholar and a gent as ever #ff

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I use an iron around once a year. Today is that day.

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@megatonlove damn, rumbled!

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Hm. Ironing board is covered in cat hair. I don't *remember* ironing the cat.

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@_3_ woah - cool. Thanks!

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@JustTooBusy :)

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@grwatson Damn, I thought no one was watching.

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@LordGU wedding!

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RT @DarienGS: @hatmandu #phrasesyouneverwanttohearonmasterchef

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Oh, the irony.

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@spiderling uncanny - I was thinking of exactly that too!

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