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"> Convince the Japanese that they were flying the Enola Gay. FTFY" - Haydur

"Well, if you're in the US and you've called your credit card or computer company, you've already heard some weird, funny, and sometimes almost convincing fake American accents." - Haydur

"Well, if you're in the US and you've called your credit card or computer company, you've already heard some weird, funny, and sometimes almost convincing fake American accents." - Haydur

"*Please explain in ten words or less:* **Why the hate for Nickelback?**" - Haydur

"> This store was playing MTV when I was in there last, I was glad my daughter was in the dressing room because the video that was on was porn. That was at an American Eagle store. But what does that have to do with Christmas?" - Haydur

"Consulting. Yes, nmap is used every time we do a pen, it's the most obvious choice. There's a ton of other tools for both network and apps; although all you need most of the time of apps is just a browser and a proxy. I would say build your own lab and get experience on the tools. If you can't do multiple machines, just use virtual machines and scan way... Check out OWASP, Pauldotcom, EthicalHacker, SANS, SecurityFocus etc. etc." - Haydur

"Both. Prefer app pens though." - Haydur

"Pen tester." - Haydur

"MediaMonkey can also embed album art in to Mp3s. http://lifehacker.com/231476..." - Haydur

"I sympathize with you. However, I fail to comprehend the fact that the US can possibly have more people with diseases that make them fat than the rest of the world. Just like I fail to understand how we have so many people with allergies to things like peanuts, wheat and milk... it's NOT the same outside the US." - Haydur

"I would say that 90% of the time Steve Jobs was quoted in this story, he really came out as a dick. But what's more fascinating to note is that the author persistently kept praising Apple and SJ. That's a true Mac fan." - Haydur

"Upvoted for not using the "DAE" acronym in the title." - Haydur

"Yeah, but at what [cost](http://oddee.com/_media...)?" - Haydur

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: knock knock Stranger: who's there? You: disco Stranger: yeah this is getting old we need to find some new stuff to post You: yeah man, wtf You: most chinese asses don't even get it Stranger: yeah Stranger: so, who are you? You: just your average redditor You: and I'm not imguring this, just FYI Stranger: there's nothing special here Stranger: just two redditors talking You: exactly... no narwhals or bacon Stranger: i've actually never posted on reddit You: you just read it mostly, like me? Stranger: yeah You: yeah, it's so much better than digg, I just go for the comments really You: sometimes, I don't even go to the actual link!" - Haydur

"No. Thisster isster myster hamster sleepingster. Herster namester isster Baconster andster shester isster kindster ofster largester." - Haydur

"That's good. I mean if you're getting raped by AT&T every month, at least you shouldn't have to worry about arbitrary code execution." - Haydur

"Actually, you would have made a good "cavity-search" subject for that one horny TSA officer who just got his GED last week..." - Haydur

"I'd pay 7, no wait... 8 Stanley nickels for two." - Haydur

"Stop posting all your fake positive responses, 4chan. I am not falling for this! EDIT: Holy shit, it worked!" - Haydur

"How about creating your own South Park character and then using it as an avatar on all your "hack day tool" sites? http://images.southparkstudios.com/games..." - Haydur

"What about a "Carbon fiber, 28 caliber, made in China."?" - Haydur

"Filipino on Rails?" - Haydur

"Well, I know a lot of married guys who don't wanna hang out with their significant others much." - Haydur

"You mean something like [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...)?" - Haydur

"Can I finish? Please, can I finish? OK I'm finished." - Haydur

"Sometimes. But I am OK with that while paying $30 for 500 minutes and unlimited 3G and text messaging." - Haydur

A Mission burrito? - Haydur

Immortality is not fantasy. - Haydur

No comments. Seriously, none from me. - Haydur

No comments. Seriously, none from me. - Haydur

A very good exercise in client communications. - Haydur