Tracey White - FriendFeed

â�¼ If you have a kick ass son put this as your status â�¼

September 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" - Dr. Seuss

August 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wants to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in in it.

August 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Past is experience, Present is experiment and Future is expectation. Use your experience in your experiments to achieve your expectations.

August 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

____________________/\__________\ o/____ Swim little man swim. don't let the shark catch you!!

July 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

went to throw you a bar of chocolate but it hit the computer screen instead, never mind I'll eat it so it won't go to waste. :)

July 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

useless fact no.13: your finger nails (yeah the ones you chew on) have the same ingredients as fly poo

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving"

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

halo, horns or helmet...which one shall i wear today?

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A good woman knows her limits, a great woman knows there are no limits!

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hate liars .. take my bathroom scales for example !!

June 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success, If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Buddha

June 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

you don't have to agree with me but its quicker

June 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!

June 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

if life gives u lemons don't make lemonade put em in Ur bra and make Ur boobs look bigger

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Gently placing your finger on someones lips and saying "shhh, not another word" is romantic.. but cops don't seem to think so.

June 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There's 3 Choices in life, You either Give up, give in, or give it all you've got.

June 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

...they say everyone has a gift...I think a fair few people didn't bother opening their package!

June 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

hey guess what... I don't give a sh!t anymore

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've got kids and a sense of humour whats your super power?

June 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing of real worth can be bought... love.. friendship.. honour.. valour.. respect.. all these things have to be earned

May 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

my children are one step away from becoming eBay specials today!

May 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

B.I.T.C.H, best individual the company hired

May 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

See this hug--> \ (^_^) / It's for you.

May 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

says that if I had a star for every time my son's smile at me & make me laugh, I would have the whole universe in the palm of my hand xxx

May 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm so tired even the voices in my head are yawning!!

May 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In the immortal words of Garth Brooks, "I'm much too young to feel this damn old"

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

tried POKING people in real life. Surprisingly, doesn't go down that well

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Beauty tip #37 - When you have run out of make-up, just wear a see through top and no bra...no-one will notice the make-up

April 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Being a parent means you sacrifice your needs for your child's. No matter what it is.

April 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share