"(An elderly lady walks into a clothes store. She is wearing an exceedingly bright hat with a large, floppy flower on it. She obviously likes the hat very much because she looks at herself in every mirror she walks by.)" - Ladybug Heather from Bookmarklet

"Employee: “You sure look spiffy today, ma’am!” // Elderly lady: “Young man, I look spiffy EVERY day!” " - Ladybug Heather

I need her spirit. :-) - Ladybug Heather