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RT @Weegee If you love Kate Middleton but only talk about her clothes or when she'll get pregnant, that's called sexism, plain and simple.

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Snark doesn't age well.

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Celebrate Valentine's Day - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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"But we're just kids! Mama! Why do you make us work like this?" "Uh." - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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No one can stop you from loving them. (My favorite kind of spite.)

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I mean, it's Bad Animal Puns! http://badanimalpuns.com/

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We're singing the "Pinkeye and Croup" song. It's pretty terrible.

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Sock gloves are this season's IT accessory. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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You'll know my house as the one with the Viking hat in the bushes and the front porch pinecone collection.

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Did you need to hear a Dottie giggle today? http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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Valentine's day pancake breakfasts are way easier than romantic humpy dinners. Here's my recipe: http://helenjane.com/2012...

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Violent love. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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Hey! I like this list. RT @lmayes: This Just In: First Round of Mom 2.012 Speakers Announced http://www.mom2summit.com/this-ju...

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Eeeeeeeeeee. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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“SORRY I DON’T HAVE ANY REGULAR FINGERS.” http://helenjane.com/2012...

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RT @ismat I register domains like a fat kid eats cake.

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http://helenjane.com/2012... Some more details about the meal planning. Roger, Roger.

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I love that on the home page of my local paper's web site they ask, "Why NOT make Limoncello?" (Why not indeed.)

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RT @mathowie: Hearing my daughter down the hall, I wonder at what age did we all stop singing while using the toilet.

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RT @Aubs: Her: "Can I use 'nutsack' as a synonym for 'wackadoo'? Me: I applaud this. Her: "AND I DON'T MEAN A BAG OF CASHEWS." This is why I love her.

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We are driving in a car and these are our seatbelt.

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Dr. Papa, splinter remover - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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That new X Files movie is 14 years old. Huh.

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Halloween 2012. Remind me, Internet. (And @screenburn.)

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...Nora Lea claimed Dee Snyder and @screenburn claimed James Brolin AS Pee Wee.

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I think the whole family will be going as characters from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I claim large Marge. Dottie claimed Dottie.

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