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RT @Jason: Tiger Woods crash not alcohol say police. Best guess is:ambien, illegal drugs, cat, stuck accelerator, sleepy, other = ATIVAN+cat

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RT @shelisrael: .@mclgreenville If you click on the spammer, the click on "block & report," you get the ugly spam out of your stream.

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OH woman in Barnes&Nobel having LOUD conversation on mobile (using speaker!) in bathroom.

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Roman Polanski pays 4.5 mil to get out of jail...because the man living as a fugitive for 20+ yrs is not a flight risk.

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To woman speaking (in Spanish) on cell about her looser man, We're in Calif; lots of us can understand you!

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Why do people eat chocolate covered pretzels? Yuk.

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@sacca LOL...did you change your kb setting to Spanish? Oh..and the Airplane Hijack vid..that was San Jose CR airport, right?

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Heading to get my car back from body shop after quick stop at crispy creme.

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Word RT @johncmayer Remember, there's nothing the heart feels that can't be expressed with some elbow macaroni and a little time.

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@jonathaneunice I don't know what blackbox is but by that description, yes, invite please! :)

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If you don't get that job, it's because there's something greater waiting 4 you. I believe that.

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Driving up to the Sunset tomorrow with Randy for thanksgiving with the boys. Yea!

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Today's thanks: Dan Olds, Clay, Joe LaValley (especially!), Jonathan Eunice & IdaRose. Y'all helped more than u know w ideas, feedback, etc

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Nah RT @monkchips thinking last week was a bit of a high water mark in angering people, myself included, on twitter. dial things down a bit?

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Nope In USA Text was @ IBM when I was RT @monkchips since when did IBM sign up with Text 100? That's new isn't it?

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Looking for a new gig? Follow @monkjobs. Gr8 folks w lots of connections.

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I now have 2 twitter accounts. Any bets on how long it takes me to make embarrassing post from wrong acct.? Fortunately, I have no shame.

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@secretsushi -nope. I never shop on black friday. Not worth the crowds and nasty moods.

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Worked on photo gallery today, looks great on Mobile Safari. Tomorrow will link it to DB. Follow @snarksoftware for more updates.

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RT @chrispirillo: 10 best celebrity computer ads of the 1980s: http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak... [I remember some of these!]

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Doubt it. It can be user-policed. Someone spams: unfollow. RT @MarkRaganCEO: Will this be the end of Twitter? http://www.prdaily.com/ME2...

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Happiness is: having a great hairdresser who will fit you in on less than 24 hr notice for a cut and color. Thanks Amy!!

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Today's Thanks -I'm thankful to Facebook for making it possible for me to get back in touch w my 3 best childhood galpals!

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Ah, once again my mind went right to the gutter. :) RT @frostola I had Shel Israel's book (with @scobelizer) "Naked Conversation" in mind

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Totally agree! RT @chrisbrogan: Twitter has a serious spam problem starting. @ reply spam now. Not good.

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Don't mind sites w ads, but bright blinking ads give me a killer headache. Advertisers: if ads were not blinding we might not need adblock.

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Sip Café (5/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...

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"Very friendly staff and nice atmosphere. Prices are good and with every latte drink you get a free (tasty!) bagel with cream cheese. They're also honest. My husband left his iPhone there and they…" - helzerman

Not even asking why you googled that RT @frostola @shelisrael -Ok I just googled "shel israel naked" and there's a Flickr result there.

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Sip Café on #Yelp: Very friendly staff and nice atmosphere. Prices are good and with every latte drink you get a fr... http://www.yelp.com/biz...

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No such place :( RT @hardlynormal: I need to get away for few days b4 winter shelter starts. know anyplace w/ no visible homeless

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