Cory Hendrickson

If anyone has seen the handle to the men's room door, could you please bring it to maintenance.

12 Hours until arrival. Look out Milwaukee. It's on.

Great. Now Dana is spamming me on Facebook. If Mark Z. really wanted to send a message to all Facebook users, he would not be using you as a tool. You're doing that to yourself.

2 days till Milwaukee. For realz this time. I think.

Cory is lonely today. Where's the rest of the team?

It appears to be true. I have to schedule and receive approval for time off to attend the birth of my child. Where are the feminists when you need them?

3 days until Milwaukee. Maybe.

Screw the undead. I'm for team Cory.

If John Mayer and Jason Mraz had a child ...

I am not a PIM!

Heard that the Fishers are splitting up. So sad. But I wouldn't follow anyone to Iowa.

Congratulations to Jim Martyka for a successful run of "Manscaping in the Den of Aint's." A role 30+ years in the making.

"Assasination or non profit - you know - praise Jesus." My favorite interview quote in quite a while.

Cory back in class for day number 4. This madness will end soon.

The standards I wrote are missing a piece. This may be trouble. Oh-to be a teacher and not held accountable for my work. *sigh*.

35 minutes from the office with only 25 minutes till the meeting. I made it. It was pushed back an hour. At least I know I can make it next time.

Watching the Yankees cheer themselves is like watching Wall Street celebrate the bonuses the clearly deserved. I !heart NY.

I'm not shoveling the driveway tonight. I don't care what you think.

Take that St. Paul. Minneapolis is the safest big city in the country.

Cory someone is knocking on my xml dom.

Cory half assed raking job + half assed mowing job = one big mess for spring.

Loving the snow.

Actually heard a local expert insist that properly formatted HTML code can not contain comments.

Who wants a new job in User Experience? Qualifications: Must be able to tell developers why they are wrong/out of line.

Looks like Florida is going to be gifted another shot at the championship. Or else, Boise State is already getting run.

The Twins loss is finally behind me. Though watching the Yankees tonight will probably bring back a flood of discontent.

English Inn (2/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...

Hanging out in Door County - at John Henry's. Two drunks five feet behind me just started belting out opera at each other while the Badger game was blaring loudly. The whole room was filled with a smoky haze. I expect Hunter Thompson had visions like these.

Telling myself this is just setting up a more spectacular Twins finish. What else can it be? Hollywood has taught me that the good guys always win. But then again, the Yankees are the favorite of Wall Street.

Why am I not so bright? Because I handed over money up front expecting that a stove could be loaded on a truck and delivered on a mutually agreed upon date. Dear Lowe's - blow me.