“@joec0914 That shirt was a gift from http://store.xkcd.com/ -- it has a cute drawing on the back.”

“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. -- Jamie Zawinski”

“@PatJD Congratulations! Now... relax!”

“@texburgher Thanks! No, post-SXSW life is more awesome... I have new projects, more fun. How about you?”

“@thematthewshow But -- soylent green is people! For us, multicultural cupcakes are just vanilla and chocolate swirled. Photos soon.”

“@kicktotheshins Hey, thanks for following! Have we met in RL yet?”

“I'm done with classes and cupcakes, and now I'm packing up my office. I have WAY too many books.”

“@wwward Yep. It's not pretty. I do really like Friend Feed's imaginary friend feature, but I haven't played with it enough yet.”

“@wwward I have a nice filter that collects all of my social networking messages in one place. And Twitter rocks, of course.”

“@wwward I don't care for Facebook. It's slow boring. My "home" would have to be e-mail.”

“@joec0914 Turn on the Daily Show. It's on Comedy Central right now. :)”

“@MediaCrisis I'm making two batches - we should have at least 40 cupcakes. Some vanilla, some devil's food, and some 'multicultural'.”

“@joec0914 On Richmond St, south of 195. And it's open until 2am most days!”

“@mattgillooly I went to Stanley's today for lunch... great diner burgers and milkshakes. Thanks for the recommendation.”

“I like this visualization of the relations between notable people and organizations: http://mapper.nndb.com/start/”

“@fleep Happy Birthday! Enjoy it -- I don't want to see any wiki edits from you today. :)”

“Dear lazyweb, do any of you have a favorite python hresume parser? One that's efficient and elegant?”

“Writing some questions for the web programming final exam I'm giving on Tuesday. I'm trying to calibrate it to be challenging, but short.”

“@mabernathy Is Reno for business or pleasure? My family lives there. :)”

“@adarowski I agree with that one. We could grab Twitter RSS and filter it, but that's too much work.”

“Just watched The Last Crusade on the Tivo. I love it. Indiana Jones would not get tenure: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006... LOL”

“@mattgillooly I knew I could count on you to even out the world's beer karma!”

“I spent all morning at the allergist, and I'm officially allergic to crab and barley. No more beer! (I don't care for it anyway.)”

“@shashib It works for me.”

“@bjepson #1) Amtrak, #2) ?, #3) Driving... I'm still searching for a good #2.”

“@bjepson What's your preferred alternate mode of transportation?”

“@techpickles Have you tried noise-canceling headphones? I have the Bose QuietComfort 2 and they rule.”

“OMG Stupid: "Second Life could sexually exploit children via the Internet..." http://urltea.com/363n”

“@techpickles There is some research showing that programmers are more productive when they have private offices. *hug*”

“@desrosj45 I wouldn't miss it! Are you bringing your family?”

“@wainbrave The "Outstanding Service" award -- probably for being a pain-in-the-ass, but also for doing cool stuff. :)”

“Back from the JWU end of year lunch. I won an award! And had some tearful goodbyes.”