oh cute! but not on my ginormous hooves.
- tiffany
T - Fluevog goes up to a size 12 in most shoes, but they're a weird size 12. I can comfortably wear a 12 in most other shoes, but not Fluevogs.
- cecily
my friends swear by Fluevogs. You definitely pay for comfort and style. It's kind of worth it if they last a long time. I want Fluevogs!
- Anna Lynn M.
FriendFeed should be faster again. We were had some network issues which caused a lot of slowness this past week, but I think it's fixed now. Let me know if you are still encountering any extreme slowness.
Mainly just had problems with email posting and the bookmarklet. The rest seemed fairly okay.
- Jason Huebel
I've been told that I'm extremely slow much of the time, but I don't think that's what you meant. Thanks for taking care of the issue, Paul.
- Jim Addz No Value
Meanwhile, Dad's kids with his new wife get what kind of toys?
- Matthew DeVries
Matthew, FriendFeed users have no reason to complain about our toys. And even if we did, bitterness doesn't help.
- Bruce Lewis
FriendFeed is dying for me. In fact. it's just about gone. I use it as a control room and discussion space for my Twitter feed, and a searchable archive. Discussion threads are down about 80 percent. "Likes" are off about 90 percent. There's no real time feed in from Twitter any more. Sad.
- Jay Rosen
Agreed, Jay. My personal life is in a bit of an upheaval right now, which hasn't helped, but the FB acquisition took the wind out of the sails for me. It feels like there's no future, or worse, a future wired up to the "friending" criteria of my Facebook account. I use the services COMPLETELY differently, however. Inbound updates continue, since they're automatic, but this is the first comment I've posted in weeks. Sad, indeed.
- Ken Kennedy
I am using Twitter and FB more and more lately. On the plus side, it's strengthening some real world connections. I'm missing out on the cool new stuff but I think I had gone overboard on that front.
- Daniel J. Pritchett
I like FriendFeed, but I happen to find myself using Twitter and IRC more as of late. I guess I've probably just burnt myself and others out, given that I don't seem to have much in the way of compelling content and commentary these days, and that I just don't feel as motivated as I'd like to. :(
- Tyson Key
Thanks for throwing some love over to FF :)
- Susan Beebe
Is there currently an issue with posting from FF to update Facebook -or is Facebook broken after the re-design ? i dont get anything posted to FB anymore which worked fine before yd
- Del_
Hi Paul, I know it has been a while since this post. But over the last 48 hours my Twitter updates have quit showing up in FF. I tried manually refreshing. Then I removed the account so I could just add it back in. When trying to do that I get the following message: "We could not find the given account" I haven't changed anything. Any thoughts on why this is happening? I haven't had any trouble until now. Thanks.
- Mary-Lynn
My Twitter feed is coming into FF much faster now - thanks! *Edit - Blog feed, too!
- Kurt Starnes
Atmos Trio 3-Day Holiday Music Special GO GET THESE TRACKS and support your fellow FFer, Rob! This guy is the Pat Metheny of FriendFeed, I tell ya. And much nicer, too. ;) - http://atmosmusic.posterous.com/atmos-t...
"We so appreciate the support that we've received all year that we're offering a special gift for you. Next week, starting December 7th through the 9th, both of our albums "Atmos Trio" and "Atmos Plays Waters" are available to you for a "Pay What You Want (even nothing)" price."
- Josh Haley
from Bookmarklet
It's true they're not all equally fast. Some take weeks. But when Rah posted something I got an alert 5 min later. Unbelievable. Luckily you're already on FF so vanity searching here should be easy for you. Well...when FF's search decides to work.
- Spidra Webster
I made it! Most influential British Twitter users revealed - Telegraph (UPDATE: wow - thanks so so much guys. Can't believe the love i have on here.) - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technol...
well done, Zee! Glad you're ahead of Peter Andre....:)
- WorldofHiglet
Hi, Zee ! je vais de ce pas jeter un coup d'oeil chez les Britons ;-)
- Desirade
zee - gifted followers = default list/suggested user list - when a media outlet reports on "x account has y followers" it's almost like there needs to be a notation that they were given the followers as a freebie.
- Allen Stern
Strange enough, the link to the PM's wife's Twitter page isn't direct; it's <http://go.telegraph.co.uk/...>...is this done to possibly track the number of clicks or something? All the other Twitter accounts listed are direct links
- Itachi
i thought that everyone has agreed to used "listed" as the new 'count that matters' -- there's more of a meaning to listing someone and there never was a suggested list... however... the more followers you have the more chances to be listed there are ( i guess )
- Chris Heath
Heh, nvm, seems it was a bug on my end. The link does take you to her Twitter page, but while I was mousing over the links I saw the go.telegraph.co.uk link and was a little perplexed why they had that there. It's gone now after a refresh
- Itachi
wow - thanks so so much guys. Can't believe the love i have on here.
- Zee.
Mazel tov, Zee! You're one of my tech favorites on here.
- Akiva Moskovitz
Big Congrats Zee ,, all your HArdwork is paying off
- johnpiercy
Now don't let it go to your head and start thinking that services need to bend the way they function to your will and don't start ripping services when they can't perform to insane, unrealistic, and just plane silly standards. "WTF GReader's interface starts breaking down and failing when ever I try to display 1 million individual RSS feeds on 15 inch screen at one time, this is entirely unusable!"
- Matthew DeVries
ffsms: (now, released for USA) Send Your FriendFeed Posts via SMS! Sign up, get your PIN and post to FF from your mobile phone. It is FREE! #ffsms Try it now: - http://ffsms.com/
Users from the USA can use our new project "ffsms": ffsms is the first FriendFeed service brings you ability of posting to FriendFeed via SMS. After its pre-release in Turkey, it is available for you! You'll just pay for a standart SMS. Try it now! (Feedback: http://friendfeed.com/ffsms)
- Alp
from Bookmarklet
Nicholas, I'm not sure about it. Most probably in a few weeks, it seems nobody wants to use this in the US, so maybe we will never launch for UK. Even Turkish people are using it a lot but American friends haven't liked it. We included launching for Iran in our plans.
- Alp
I read that as FFS MS rather than FF SMS - I liked mine more ;-)
- Graeme Spice
That's great! Now I'll just wait till they have it in the Netherlands as well - or move to the states, whichever comes first ;)
- James Kuypers
@James I've no idea about how many of FriendFeed users are from Netherlands or other European countries. I think Russia and UK are the at the 1st and 2nd place about FriendFeed usage. Do you have any idea?
- Alp
REPOST!! URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your family!
Glen, I'm totally reposting this on my FB. I have several friends who freak out over the slightest change in the site. :D
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
Wow. Sure glad I don't have any pets.
- Louis Gray
Things change. Some things change more than others. I've never found Facebook to be very intuitive in any case, and I don't use it enough to bother learning my way around all of the corners. If it changes again so be it. There's more important things to worry about!
- Ian May
Good thing I saw this. That would be an awful lot of Christmas presents I would have to return.
- Martha
Just posted this on facebook because people need to know
- Christian Burns
:D YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!! Thanks, Kamilah!
- Josh Haley
Great likeness Kamilah... *stage whispers*... the lady is really pretty... the man is kinda scary lookin' in a Dexter sorta way....
- MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS
I know... that's just the expression he had on his face, though. I tried to de-scary-fy him a bit. I think I'd need more paper space to get it right. This drawing is just so small. You're welcome, Josh
- Kamilah Gill
Hi Kamilah! He can be scary, yes. :) The thing about Bill Murray... I don't find him attractive at all. Jim Belushi is a better comparison and he gave us the movie line, "Grace, I got it. Grace." Which we use a LOT. This picture was taken on a very hot day. We are melting. I love that you got the plant in the background. :) Thanks!
- Trish Haley
Glad you like it, Trish. That's a very nice, well-composed photo
- Kamilah Gill
dried fruit (esp raisins), alcohol and a bit of suet as a pie filling. I've never had it but I really like raisin pie so I think I'd probably like mince pies.
- Spidra Webster
I used to think meat and fruit couldn't mix but there used to be a Peruvian restaurant in town and they totally changed my mind on that with a sort of Peruvian tamale they made with raisins in it.
- Spidra Webster
There's no nuts in it?!?! WTF did they feed me? I refuse to believe those crunchy bits were actual meat.
- Admiral Anika
One of my great-aunts made mincemeat pies every Thanksgiving. I never tried it.
- Katy S
"minced meat" is a common term in the UK for what we in the US call "hamburger." Mincemeat (or "mince," as it's often called) is a pie filling dating back to the middle ages that consists of small pieces of fruits, nuts, and suet, usually soaked in wine or other spirits. It used to be considered a great delicacy and has since fallen somewhat out of favor.
- Mistletoe Glen
The preparation was also a good way to preserve meat way back when. It also adds filler (the fruits and such), extending the amount of meat that a person had to use. In that context, it makes sense, but I've never felt compelled to try a mincemeat pie. The aroma of the ones I've been near have not been enticing.
- Katy S
My grandmother used to make Mincemeat pie and made her own mixture, which yes, did include suet......however, there is no meaty taste....just sweet. Now you can buy mincemeat in jars to make pies, but there is no longer any suet added to it. She used to put "hard" sauce over the pie...that's just butter, confectioner's sugar, and booze.....like brandy, rum or whiskey....it was the best part!
- Bonnie Foster
I like mincemeat pies from time to time. I've never had one that tasted like meat, though, and if meat was part of the mix it was barely recognizable.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
modern meaning of minced meat is identical to that of ground meat. IOW, minced beef = ground beef.
- Joe Silence
My grandmother used to make it when I was a kid. It was like an extra spicy raisin pie. I ate it and didn't hate it, but then, no one ever told me it actually had MEAT in it! I thought it was "mincemeat" in the same way that the edible part of a nut is "nutmeat." Once I had eaten it, it's probably best that I didn't find out what it really was.
- Mark "DerBingle" J
the mincemeat pies you get in the US are generally meatless.
- Joe Silence
No, but what you can buy the filling (and mostly) what's made has changed from the original recipe. Still, its quite good if you like a very sweet pie. I recommend Nonsuch and Crosse and Blackwells. I would not recommend that you get the reconstituted (in the box) on your first go at it even though it is cheaper. It's rather nasty and will definitely put you off mincemeat forever. :)
- Melanie Reed
And don't forget to add the Brandy! Most important! :)
- Melanie Reed
+++ Bonnie. Agree it is the best part. :)
- Melanie Reed
This is the cookbook I have which has a good mincemeat recipe: "Great British Cooking: A Well Kept Secret" by Jane Garmey It has a great forward by Calvin Trillan p.254
- Melanie Reed
I'll bet that's an interesting book... The British aren't renowned for good cooking!
- Fa La La La Lindsay
Lindsay, yeah. Ive enjoyed and tried several of the recipes. Colcannon, Poor Knights of Windsor, Toad in the Hole, Bubble and Squeak are a few of my favorites!
- Melanie Reed
Mince meat is actually chopped dried fruit, as in mince pies
- Ian May
Lindsay asked about minced meat, tho. not mince meat.
- Joe Silence
I've never had mincemeat with meat in, only dried fruit. Tradition may have stipulated meat many years ago.
- Ian May
@Joe, I didn't know there was a difference... I was asking about the dish that seems to be served around this time of year. :)
- Fa La La La Lindsay
Minced in England is what is ground in the US
- Ian May
but mincemeat (usually one word) is dried chopped fruit.
- Ian May
If one goes into an English butchers shop and wanted some ground beef, one would ask for mince, or minced beef.
- Ian May
@Melanie --What? Mincemeat involves Brandy? Well that explains a lot! @Joe --I shall cling to the hope that my grandmother's version did not, in fact, contain meat.
- Mark "DerBingle" J
Mincemeat can and does vary a bit between commercial brands, and home made (which some do lace with alcohol)
- Ian May
mincemeat pie is okay, but i'll go with apple or razzleberry or even cherry if i have to.
- Joe Silence
@Mark I hope it explains good things. :) btw- a side note. If any of you have seen the remake of "State Fair" (with Pat Boone) putting brandy in her mincemeat is what wins the Texas State Fair competition for the mother. lol
- Melanie Reed
putting booze in ANYTHING wins at the Texas State Fair.
- Joe Silence
*lives in Texas and attends that fair every year*
- Joe Silence
There is a lot of crap sometimes between US and UK about food and drink. Americans are led to believe English food is bland and the beer is warm; Britons are lead to believe that Americans eat nothing but donuts and McDog, and all look like those 'people from walmart' pics...
- Ian May
*Joe, Was Texas Transplant and lived in North Corridor of Dallas for 2 years. Loved it. Still consider them a "second home" ;)*
- Melanie Reed
@Ian: we do eat WAY too many corn-related products, that much is true.
- Joe Silence
Melanie. I quite often make Bubble and Squeak, and I made Toad In The Hole recently too
- Ian May
According to my copy of The Oxford Companion To Food, while mincemeat "rarely contains meat nowadays," it often did in the past. Some recipes today still contain suet. "The beef was sometimes partly or wholly replaced by suet from the mid-17th century onwards, and meat had effectively disappeared from 'mincemeat' on both sides of the Atlantic in the 19th century."
- Katy S
And yes, I own an 850+ page reference book about food.
- Katy S
Is there anything that there's not an Oxford Companion for? :D
- Fa La La La Lindsay
Similar to what I remember being told about the origins of mincemeat, and why it was called such.
- Ian May
"The Compleat Oxford Companion To Shaving Your Pubic Region, 5E"
- Joe Silence
fruit only...it says Mincemeat on the can
- Shevonne
Joe, I read that the average US diet contains 4 main ingredients. Corn, Soy, Wheat, Rice.
- Ian May
you forgot beef, fat, sugar, chicken, corn, fat, fat, fat, MSG and fat.
- Joe Silence
Shevonne, I'll bet its a wonderful moist fruit cake. :)
- Melanie Reed
Joe, still mostly corn though, after Nixon set up those huge subsidies for it back in the 70's. There wasn't HFCS before that.
- Ian May
HFCS is a particularly American thing too. You don't find it in European products for example.
- Ian May
i never found it in any food in SE Asia, either.
- Joe Silence
American meat is largely banned in the UK, due to the use of growth hormones. UK beef was banned here for a good while due to mad cow, It's a crazy world.
- Ian May
HFCS fucks me, I'm unpleasantly allergic to corn
- mjc
from iPhone
I largely avoid HFCS myself. I'm not allergic to it though
- Ian May
HFCS is really bad for everyone in many ways. avoid it as much as you can.
- Joe Silence
We mostly eat fresh meat and produce here
- Ian May
Not fanatical about it, I just prefer it, The palate doesnt have to have a high fat high salt high sugar diet.
- Ian May
Hey! I like mince pies- with mincemeat. Weird yes, nice also. But then, I like Marmite.
- Pete
I consider this conversation both entertaining and educational ;) My grandmother rocked the mincemeat (in both pie and cookie form) every year around this time - and suet, suet, suet was the magic ingredient as it is with all the old recipes in our family. I don't even know how I would go about buying suet if I needed to.
- Holly Rae
Pete thanks for that. I will look into trying some.
- Melanie Reed
Holly - If you ask most butchers, they can get suet for you. I've seen it in one of the grocery stores here every now and then, but a butcher is your best bet.
- Katy S
"insatiable ....k, I'm done." There is something wrong with that sentence.
- s t e v e
You didn't, Morgan, but you brought up a Spanish variant in another thread.
- Derrick
yeah, and if you noticed, it was a joke that had nothing to do with you. so if you take things in other threads personally, especially when they are not offensive to anyone else in context, then I guess I need to apologize for everything I've ever posted because either I'm a fucking insensitive prick, or you are a bit too defensive about shit that was never directed at you in any way, shape or form. either way, if you were hurt by something i did or said, i sincerely apologize for that result.
- Morgan Haley
It's a real word. It was a movement set up in England that campaigned against the disestablishment of the Church of England. In other words, they campaigned to keep the Church of England as the official state church
- Ian May
Here's to hoping "egotistical fatso", as in "Scoble is an egotistical fatso" soon leads Googlers here--and they give to the food bank, too.
- Pierce Presley
Alright man, you asked for it, you got it... Scoble is an egotistical fatso (not that I necessarily believe that... #justsayin)
- Aaron Strout
He finally got on my nerves. Had to hide his latest Friendfeed bashing so I could get on with my life. I have this issue with sticking with arguments no matter what and Robert always seems to push a button of mine.
- Mathew™ one of a kind
certainly a very opinionated and knowledgable brother Alex .. must be some interesting discussions when the brothers meet ...
- johnpiercy
I have a funny feeling that you love arguing whether it's your brother or not
- Davis Freeberg
Alex certainly does, but at least his arguing is productive or fun.
- Mathew™ one of a kind
What is your brother wrong about *now*, Alex?
- cecily
I totally understand! I feel the same way when my sister and my brother are wrong. More so with my sister, because she's older and seems to think that fact makes her right more often. It doesn't.
- Katy S
So as soon as Twitter is down Robert returns to FriendFeed. ;-)
- Kol Tregaskes
He is always wrong Alex.. you are are always right ;o)
- Rob Sellen :o)
it does not have to be vinyl, but I will always appreciate vinyl.
- Mary Carmen
What'll you do in the future -- check out his iPod?
- John Dupuis
Actually I do check out his ipod, his blip and last streams. I ask about what he is loving at the moment. I would break up with someone if they had little to no passion about music, more than what they are listening to. I have pretty broad and eclectic tastes. More than anything, I want them to be passionate about it.
- Mary Carmen
What type of bands would be a deal breaker for you? Is this more genre specific or are they're certain acts that turn you off?
- Davis Freeberg
I think for me, popular country would be a deal breaker.
- Mary Carmen
I have to say that I used to say this, but had to forgive my wife for her love of John Denver. Sometimes upbringing leaves lifetime scars.
- Jeremy (on vacation)
Mary, I'm right there with you. Oh, and I need some vinyl. Like 10+? Not much, but enough.
- Kendra <3 Three Lions
Please dont break up with me because of my shitty music collection!
- Archangel ωαřмaiden
lol...Colleen is there something you should tell me? Are you a dude? Is our homance totally fake?
- Mary Carmen
Oh, as long as music doesnt enter into the homance, that's okay. I keep my country tunes far from you :)
- Archangel ωαřмaiden
except when im in your car.....lol. no worries, i still love you.
- Mary Carmen
don't hate me for my lack of affection for country music.
- Morgan Haley
*hopes Creed and Nickelback would be deal breakers*
- Joe Silence
I am not really as concerned with bad taste, as I am with no taste at all. For many reasons, music is incredibly important to me. I grew up literally surrounded by it, it has always helped me through my treatments and illness, and almost every fun time I have had has centered around it in some way. I must have someone who enjoys it as much as I do.
- Mary Carmen
I went for the worst of the worst.... The Cure has at least grown on me.
- Jenthemum
So I'm guessing my chipmunks christmas album prolly...
- WarLord
I like the Chipmunks Christmas album.....in December.
- Mary Carmen
one of the reasons i got with my SO was that he collected CRASS records (and OpIvy) as obsessively as i collect stupid punk bands. mutual appreciation, baby.
- Kendra <3 Three Lions
nope, tho i do rate Johnny Marr as a guitarist. but i don't think they've collaborated in ages.
- Joe Silence
I'm a music freak and used to feel the same way about dating men with bad/no taste in music, but I got over it. When R and I started dating, he wasn't really into music much, but some of my taste rubbed off on him and he actually got into some bands and started bringing cool music to me. Win.
- Kaijsa Calkins
I'm a firm believer in prerequisite questions about music before you ever date someone, there are somethings you just need to know.
- Holly Rae
I like music, but it's not a *passion* I haven't bought music in ages, nor downloaded. And as for films...
- Pete
Way to step it up, there CW! Thanks! Thanks, joey. I really like this pic, too. :)
- Josh Haley
btw, Trish is still asleep. She and I (mostly she) were up almost all night with sick baby Zoe, who wouldn't stop crying. Trish is the best. THE BEST, I TELL YA!
- Josh Haley
Happy 15th Josh and Trish. You guys are the best couple I know (other than Mom and Dad....and Tom and Katie....and Ren and Stimpy). Congrats to you both! Good job raising 4 great kids too!
- Morgan Haley
well, 3rd best actually, when you count dad and the groom....well, maybe 5th best when you throw in some of the other guys....but i was skinny and had long hair, which was nich.
- Morgan Haley
or nice, if you are a stickler for spelling....
- Morgan Haley
and isn't it quicker to type '2' thank <3'?
- Morgan Haley
I'm awake! Laughs and good times, indeed... Zoe seems fine this morning with none of the tearful monster in sight. Thanks for all the congrats. Josh is still cute after 15 years and will be in 15 more. I love you, Honey!
- Trish Haley
from iPhone
Josh - what's that stuff on your head? :-)
- Morgan Haley
Caption this photo time! Josh: Dude, take the picture....Trish: I need to make toffee brittle and send some to Morgan! Happy 15th you kids!
- Morgan Haley
Dude, you were kind of a badass back in the day with your Hawaiian print and Jurassic Park cup. What happened? ;-)
- Jason Huebel
Still got the Hawaiian print and the movie-themed cups.
- Josh Haley
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! We're only a couple of years behind you (our 13th was last month). We'll catch up eventually, though. ;-)
- Jason Huebel
You two are such an amazing couple -- and who in the world is that smokin' hot dude on the left! ;)
- Mona Nomura
Ha! That's the dude I had to fight and kill to win over Trish. ;) Thanks, Mona
- Josh Haley
You and Trish give me hope that there is such a thing as happily ever afters :) All you need is a sense of humor and tons of love. Thanks for sharing your lives with us and happy anniversary!
- Mona Nomura
what's amazing is that they really are happy. like clams. like really happy clams. and it's pure joy silly happiness. this couple, along with their wonderful 4 kids, are proof that this world isn't doomed yet. i am lucky to be linked to these clowns. keep it up josh and trish. show the world that it really will be ok in the end. much love. and tell the kids that uncle morgan says 'shut up!'.
- Morgan Haley
Everyone has hope. And Lennon was right: All You Need is Love! (And persistence and a minivan and ear-plugs and a huge grocery budget...etc.)
- Josh Haley
By Josh's response........... I feel like I have been lead astray by this translation site...
- Johnny Worthington
No, it's all good. You said "Bottoms up" which I will admit, I don't hear very often even in English. But `okole is an automatic laugh word for me, since it means BUTT, BOTTOM, REAR, ASS. *giggle*
- Josh Haley
To Josh-n-Trish, Happy Anniversary, you crazy kids! <3
- Micah Wittman
We are having Sonic blasts now. It's cold enough that the perishables in the back will last. FYI Morgan, the ingredients for toffee butter crunch are in the back, too. You deserve a million bucks, but you'll have to settle for yummy candy. Thanks all!
- Trish Haley
from iPhone
OH GUYS GUESS WHAT fall grades have finally been posted and I got an A in Illustration!!!! I can admit I was very worried about it especially when I realized like 3 days before the last class that I never completed my 2 point perspective project, oops. So I ended with 3 As and 1 B (in English Comp)
I am though for real annoyed about the B but it was really the best I could do, it was based on how many final essays you wrote, and I just couldn't get that A one done. I guess I am happy enough to have passed it though.
- Andrizzle Gizzle
Just had to 'yell' at Audrey for the first time: she was trying to grab my mother's yahrzeit candle off of the credenza. I sharply told her 'no' once; she looked back at me and, of course, defiantly went for it again. I raised my voice at her she started crying like mad then ran to Rochelle for comforting.
It's tough being the daddy. You often end up being the "enforcer" with mommy being the "comforter". But she'll love you for it when she grows up.
- Jason Huebel
What breaks your heart is when you yell at her and then she turns right to you for comforting. But it shows she knows you still love her.
- m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
Don't you know you're not suppose to say 'no' to a child. It breaks their spirit. #montessori
- Cristo
(Sidenote: I found "#montessori - Cristo" amusing. I know that's not how it's spelled, but I laughed nonetheless.)
- Jason Huebel
So is that how Montessori works? Because I personally feel like most "modern" education methods coddle the child too much. Children need to know and overcome failures. If they never fail, they'll never really know how to succeed.
- Jason Huebel
Cristo, what do you think I'm TRYING to do over here?
- Akiva Moskovitz
I'm okay with telling a child "stop", but let's be honest... Some kids need to hear "no". Some kids have to learn the hard way.
- Jason Huebel
I try to avoid saying "no," just because of the mental implications I've read about. I'll usually just say Hey or Stop or his name. No doesn't really work on my kids because they often need explanation as to why they must Stop or they feel compelled to ignore me.
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
I like "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" :)
- Cristo
LOL @ Cristo. @Rah, I think "no" and an explanation are just as good. "No" sets a definite boundary, which I think it part of my job. But that works with my kids. Might not for others.
- Jason Huebel
I can't wait until I have kids, so that when they turn about four or five, I can fuck with their heads. "HOLY SHIT KIDS, YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S COVERED IN BLOOD! YOU MURDERED HER!!!"
- Mike Nayyar
Mike Nayyar -- The Sociopath-Maker ;-)
- Jason Huebel
Or, the favorite: 'Hey, kids! You know how you're having fun right now and laughing? Well, you're not. Actually, you're screaming and being taken to the hospital. This is all a hallucination! BWAHRHARHARHARHARHARH.'
- Akiva Moskovitz
You guys are weird. Can't you just stick with the tried-and-true "We found you under a bridge. We're not sure who your real parents are."
- Cristo
LOL, I love the sick turn this thread has taken. :-D
- Jason Huebel
Woah, I just realized that this is MY thread! I'm the best.
- Akiva Moskovitz
"I'm sorry sweetie, but you were switched at birth. We're trying to find our /real/ daughter so we can give you back."
- Jason Huebel
I try that stuff on Kam, but he just laughs and continues trying to rip my nose off and steal my cell phone.
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
Has she snuggled to you yet Akiva? Or is she still startled? *heart breaking* (for Akiva, not for Audrey)
- Matthew DeVries
Matthew, oh, she is definitely a daddy's girl. I come downstairs from my home office to get some water or something and she comes flying across the floor, saying, 'Da-da-DUH', and then grabbing at me to pick her up. And then? Big hugs and lots of happy squealing. It's an unparalleled feeling.
- Akiva Moskovitz
The thread drifted before I could tell my dolphin anecdote but I will anyway because I can. Researchers were researching dolphins' ability to follow instructions - correct answers got fish, wrong answers got told 'no' (which dolphins understood from previous experiments). Only the researchers had to stop telling the dolphins 'no' because when they did, the dolphins got seriously agitated (and agitated dolphins aren't any more fun to be around than horny dolphins, but that's another anecdote).
- Deborah Fitchett
When Audrey was especially tiny, maybe just a month old or so, I liked to hold her up and say to her in the sweetest voice possible, 'Just look at you! You're a fucking baby! Awww!'
- Akiva Moskovitz
I got booted from Montessori school. Does that count as a no?
- Oldengrey (Jay)
from fftogo
Pretty much what happens when I have to yell at my gf.
- Will Higgins™
About 15 years ago I was a Montessori teacher. When you are responsible for 30 2-3 year olds, and it's playground time, and your "bad" kids are threatening to jump off the tall part of the slide just to get your attention, and in the process making hard to pay attention to anyone else, the strong urge to say NO! is nearly overwhelming. "redirection" just doesn't cut it sometimes. Also, they pay Montessori teachers little more than crap, it's a step above day care.
- Jason Wehmhoener
We should have Montessori military bootcamp too.
- Cristo
The Men Who Stare at Goats would have liked that.
- Jason Wehmhoener
And the "limit testing" phase begins... don't worry, it'll only last for another 20 years or so.
- Mark "DerBingle" J