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Ryan Souders

Ryan Souders

Multi-platform software developer, gamer, and a grumpy old man before my time. If you're easily offended, turn away now. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
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loved Jury Duty on Boxee http://www.imdb.com/title...
I wish @Cadbury would sell creme eggs by the bag. Buying them individually is such a waste. :-(
Apparently, you can distract an Eyepet with a laser pointer. Cool.
RT @SquishieKong: Best birthday present, got to hear Elizabeth's voice! I love you Elizabeth!
It's officially @SquishieKong's 32nd birthday! I'd tease her about getting old, but I'm turning 30 in a month. Happy Birthday, Squishie!
I want to thank @Charmin for bringing peace to the bear-rabbit communities by making toilet paper that cleans poop from bear fur.
RT @SquishieKong: http://twitpic.com/8i5351 oh chocolate malt-o-meal, how did I live 32 years without you!
RT @SquishieKong: http://t.co/pxqI4WQ9 oh chocolate malt-o-meal, how did I live 32 years without you!
RT @SquishieKong: http://twitpic.com/8gwgii Jack Jack is ready to play!
RT @SquishieKong: http://t.co/mMyfHkU7 Jack Jack is ready to play!
Looks like @SquishieKong is getting sucked into Ocarina of Time. Yay! http://picplz.com/user...
Seriously considering having my recliner converted into a toilet right now...
Every time I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking! - Hank Hill
First attempt at homemade pizza rolls. Yum! http://picplz.com/user...
I love Sonic. They put chili in everything but our drinks. Hey, that might actually be pretty good...
Do not use popcorn button? Fuck you, ConAgra. It's my popcorn now. Don't put salmonella in your peanut butter. Oops, too late.
I checked in at Smokemasters Barbecue (103 W Franklin St) on #Yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz...
Got the popcorn ready, now it's time to watch The Human Centipede with @SquishieKong. I know I'm 2 years too late. Shut up.
If you disagree, you're part of what's wrong with this country. http://picplz.com/user...
I unlocked 4 Steam achievements on Cave Story+! http://t.co/doSNWAtE
RT @kirbykrackle Our 2011 Holiday Single, "Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is here for free download at http://t.co/H7Jjyr4s! Go grab yours!
When you don't smoke pot, forcing yourself to eat is like torture. I hate my diabetes. :-(
Really, Spike? Eleven commercials in a row? The skip button on my DVR is getting tired.
Great. I've ruined the day for everyone and I wasn't even trying. I don't even know what I did.
Wasting my life playing Rock Band 3. http://t.co/doSNWAtE
Wasting my life playing Rock Band 3. http://t.co/doSNWAtE
I unlocked 3 Steam achievements on Shank! http://t.co/doSNWAtE
I unlocked the Tune Up achievement on Rock Band 3! http://t.co/doSNWAtE
Wasting my life playing Rock Band 3. http://t.co/doSNWAtE
Watching Ivy plow through Kirby's Adventure on the NES makes me glad she's not one of those spoiled kids who can't appreciate classic games.
Overheard while @Squishiekong watches Twilight: "Vampires don't sparkle, they die in the sunlight!" - My daughter is awesome.
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