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After returning from the Beijing Olympics, Mariotti realizes that the future of his business "sadly is not in newspapers." - Hooeyspewer
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Flickr Photo Download: Jaremiah, Analist, Forester
Tuesday at 11:24 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
I'm simply amazed that she spelled "Jeremiah" wrong, and "Owyang" correctly. That takes talent. The talent of a qualified "Analist". - Nathaniel Payne
FAIL. - Hao Chen
Hey, at least she didn't spell your first name "Jeroboam." - Sue Radd
lol :) - AJ Batac
jeremiah don't feel bad - one of the bigtime vc's called me "alan" yesterday - so i feel your pain - of course i've never heard of an "analist" either - you are so talented you make up new job titles! - Allen Stern
Nathaniel++ - Nicholas Kreidberg
ouch! double ouch! - Jared Evans
southern spelling, with drawl - Josh Haley
that's why i love my name. you can't spell it wrong... oh, maybe teamoe? ;) - Timo Heuer
you could spell it Timoh or Temo or TeaMoh or Teemo, o. - Allen Stern
analist annihilate interesting - dougpollei via twhirl
Triple ouch: Forrester is wrong too! - Rodrigo Jaroszewski
Wow. I saw the name spelled wrong and Forester spelled wrong. Had no idea Jeremiah was an analist though.... 8-O - Vincent Ferrari
at least they spelled welcome right - Rajiv Doshi
Double FAIL! Fail wall. - Akshay Dodeja
i don't get it, looks fine to me? - ishak via twhirl
Triple fail! She misspelled three things - Jeremiah Owyang
first name, title, company name - FTW! - Todd Defren
Quadruple fail if you count the name capitalization fail. - Hao Chen
I like the NDA. : ) - Chris Brogan
I'm reminded of that "Arrested Development" character who was the first analyst/therapist, and billed himself an "analrapist". - Rick Wolff
pathetic... how sad - Susan Beebe
I guess that means the NDA doesn't apply to Jeremiah Owyang - Jeremy Brooks
aren't all successful analysts anal? Tee hee, that gave me a giggle, thanks Jeremiah - Robin Seidner via twhirl
anal! this should make it on Engrish soon :) - Dave Q
This was a result of outsourcing the spell checker to overseas :P - imabonehead
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August 12 at 8:45 am - Link
Haha that's amazing? India? Where else. Need someone to find the Sikh geezer stood on his motorbike bombing down the road - Toby Graham
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Jeremiah Owyang published a photo on Flickr
At Gilroy's Garlic Festival
July 28 at 2:47 pm - Link
Where I come from it is a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog or a sausage. Mustard, kraut, OK, ketchup, no way. - Michael Tefft
The south-bound traffic for this was insane yesterday - Dave Hodson
Michael, I guess I'm just a bit avante garde :) - Jeremiah Owyang
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Smooshing Eric's Head
July 22 at 8:24 am - Link
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Perks angus beef burger mmm
July 21 at 2:09 pm - Link
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Baby Burrito found in Mt. View
July 12 at 12:34 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
By burrito they mean a wrapped blanket - Bjorn Tipling
lawl :D - Brandon
who does that?! mistake a burrito for a baby?? seriously!! - Mona N.
Uh, did you see my comment? - Bjorn Tipling
how do YOU know?? california IS known for their tex-mex. especially in the bay area! ;) - Mona N.
I was wondering where I left it... - l0ckergn0me
Bjorn: I prefer to believe that there were beans involved. - Roger Benningfield
hahahahahaha!!!!!! oh. i realise (by bjorn's comment) it wasn't an *actual* burrito, but it could have been written better. - carlotta fancypants
please let me be delusional! - Mona N.
Awww...poor little burrito. Hope they find it a nice home. Mt. View can be such a mean place... :p - Helen Is SOOO Not Of Troy
Yeah...my daughter loved to be swaddled in a warm tortilla! - Stephen Terlizzi
I'm more of a chimichanga guy myself but not in Walmart parking lot. South Tucson by the Greyhound track far better. - Mark Forman
hot, mark - Eric Rice
supposedly said burrito weighed in at a healthy 7lbs 8oz. - Cee Bee
Whoever reported this must have been on drugs. Maybe the police should investigate whoever reported the burrito. - Benjamin "Zeus" Heide
I just assumed it was a Chipotle burrito. Some of those things are monsters. - Harvey Simmons
mmmmmmm...Chipotle - Anna Haro
Chipotle is blasphemous. They put parsley in the rice. PARSLEY - Mona N.
@Mona --you say Pork, I say Parsley...let's call the whole thing off - Anna Haro
It's cilantro, Mona. Parsley would be heresy AND blasphemy. - Harvey Simmons
Harvey-one of the names for cilantro is "Chinese parsley" and the Brits call it coriander. - Mark Forman
Mark: I did not know about Chinese parsley. Coriander I knew about. In fact, I think it's the leaves of the coriander plant. - Harvey Simmons
In nyc i saw a kung pao burrito =( and it's parsley. it doesn't have cilantro scent! - Mona N.
A kung pao burrito? That's like, um... That's like a... I got nothin' - Harvey Simmons
Mona-did it go well with Calpis? 私のメキシコ食糧売春の手引きをしたいと思うか。 - Mark Forman
Mark dude, your translations. Seriously KILL me, I'm DEAD reading them haha - Mona N.
Here is shot of my japanese translation http://uploads.screenshot-prog... - Mark Forman
Mark, that is even funnier than I imagined! - Harvey Simmons
FF needs Mark and Anna, i post for their comments ;) - Mona N.
Mona- I'd bow before you but as Shogun of Taiwan I'd have to cut your head off and throw it to my Akitas when I'm done. - Mark Forman
wax on, wax off, bitch! bring it! ;) - Mona N.
Where's Bruce Leroy when you need him? - Michael W. May (Joffi) via twhirl
Who's the master?! - Roger Benningfield
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More Iranian Missile Photoshopery
July 11 at 10:13 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
LOL @ the x-wing fighters. - Cee Bee
i love the internet - Jason Kaneshiro
this just made today so much better. hilarious. - Matt Harwood
LMAO awesome - Shey
The AT&T one made me laugh - Kreg Steppe
Godzilla would be more effective than most of Iran's weapons. - Michael Tefft
I want to laugh, but... - l0ckergn0me
don't know.. it's too close to me.. funny yet.. (...went to prepare my protected room :)) - Naor
Godzilla ftw - xero
hilarious - andy brudtkuhl
wow. i did laugh. too crazy. - Andrea Baker
liked more bars, more places - Laurie Stoker
FAF = funny as feck - LOL - Graham Steel
Only thing that's put a smile on my face today with all this iPhone nonsense is the Godzilla one! Seriously funny... - John Samuelson
"Like Saddam, we're total bad-asses. We have missiles! Godzilla! Our soldiers are all armed with flaming holy scimitars! You will drown in rivers of your own blood! Stay away." - Chris Baskind
Can't stop laughing. =D - David Cook
Godzilla looks like Big Bird's face with a baseball cap. - Patricia(Trish not Patty)
Fricking hilarious! - Geoff Peterson
why godzilla didn't try to fly with those missiles ?! :D it should be fun... - Milad Poulaki
:) - kheyzaran
Good PS,nice fancy. - Chris Qie
omg, this is awesome! 8^D - Chieze Okoye
I like Godzilla. Too Cool - Steve
One thought: So they PS'ed one more missile. Wouldn't 3 hitting your town still be a big deal? - Louis Gray
One would ruin my day, Louis. - Jack Carlson
What next! - Nicholas Kreidberg
The idea that they only have a 75% success rate on something they deem as "an awesome display" is definitely something to be ashamed of. This is the best they can do, and it was barely a passing grade.' - Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
Louis, whilst I am amoungst those that value your opinion, that hypothetical, improbable does not lick the boots of the reality of shameful journalistic integrity, misrepresenting a nation (of people, remember), and spreading that lie as far as the eye can see. When we turn the emphasis away from the facts of what happened, we make it matter less. - Michael W. May (Joffi)
the neo cons control Godzilla. Watch out it is a Zionist threat - Noah David Simon
Louis: Three hitting your town would be a big deal, but none of these have enough range to reach your town... or any town in Israel, which is the larger concern. None of these are Shahabs http://tinyurl.com/6ch6pg. - Steve Lynch
always remember that close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear weapons. - Nathan Eckenrode
Drudge adds some "insight": http://www.drudgereport.com/fl... - Louis Gray
ببین تو رو خدا چه جوری آبروی ادمو می برن!حالا اینام گیر دادن دیگه ول نمی کنن - shandiz
this made my day! - imabonehead
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uhhh ... Nice? LOL. - Hooeyspewer
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zommmmmbiiiiies! - Annie Boccio via Bookmarklet
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Mark Forman published photos on Flickr
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Awesome rice covered by greens and pork
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These ladies busy preparing food goodness
Awesome morning sky
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July 7 at 6:16 pm - Link
What's the yellow glob atop the pork salad? - James
That is sweet mayo-shredded cabbage,potato salad and hibachi coal bbq'ed pork - Mark Forman
Is this "home?" - Anna Haro
Anna-Taiwan is home and has been for last 20 years. - Mark Forman
that's pretty cool. - Cee Bee
Really, wow...did you go for work initially, and then decided to stay? what's the 411? - Anna Haro
Mark stayed in Taiwan because he is a communist tool, I mean a great person! - Dread Pirate PJ via NoiseRiver
@DP PJ-- I didn't want to say anything, but those are the rumors... - Anna Haro
PJ-That's community tool.!Actually Taiwan tools rock. Good quality sockets and wrenches here. Stanley has a factory here as does other major tool makers. Anna-Came here with idea to work on my Mandarin and look for work opportunities. Found work,wife and established own biz. Taiwan experience has been great for me. Really is my 2nd home. My son is going to visit 1st one today in US :D - Mark Forman
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July 8 at 5:36 am - Link
Hi Goddess! :) - Hooeyspewer
Always loved Greyhounds - Nick Dominguez
Goddess thoroughly approves of this gorgeous portrait. - Yvette
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07/07/2008
July 7 at 1:51 pm - Link
This is a dollar bill taped to the floor of FriendFeed's headquarters. It's a bit of social engineering. They figured out it kept people from tripping on the cord cover because people noticed the money on the floor. - Robert Scoble
Hahaha, now that is brilliant stuff. Awesome. - James Mowery via twhirl
This is a fantastic idea. - Jeremy Botter
Wouldn't last long in my office. - Ralph Whitbeck
Amazing.. think I could use this idea in a few places. - Roberto Bonini
Clever! i love it. - Federico Fasce via twhirl
Simple, clever, great idea. That FriendFeed crew is a bunch of smart fellers! - Brandon Wood
My employer is too frugal to do that. - Jonathon
now all we need is a color copier and some stock in scotch tape. - Les
Inexpensive risk management. - Dave Pelland
Ha! Very clever. - Brent Newhall
brilliant - Michael J Cohen
Wow! I'm speechless. - directeur via NoiseRiver
nice - Mike Collett
The dollar bill trick doesn’t work with strippers though ;) - Earl E Morningwood
@Earl: Consider it a stripper-filter, then. You know someone's a stripper if they trip over it. - April Buchheit
for some reason i expect a "stripper filter" to be something coded using regular expressions. sad, i know. - Karim
The message here is that Web 2.0 companies are so ignorant of money and revenue that they even step over a dollar on the floor - Jason Carreira via twhirl
Genius!!! - Joe Dawson
Interesting. The photo has been viewed more than 500 times, but has only earned 62 likes and 19 comments. So, for every 1 thing we can see here there's another 9 people hanging out lurking in the shadows. - Robert Scoble
@Scoble the old 90-9-1 rule :) (well almost) - Naor
You could always just superglue some road kill to those things. Nothing gets people's attention more than a dead opossum. - Andrew Leyden
wow, that's funny smart! - Susan Beebe
I stubbed my toe on that dollar. - Michael Muller
Heath And Safety in the UK would not approve....but I do! - Toby Graham
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July 7 at 9:49 am - Link
"Yahoo is being burnt to the ground by its current management." Sad, but feels kind of true. - Hutch Carpenter
Good perspective. I'm hard pressed to feel sorry for a company with that much potential that doesn't even know who they are or what they do. I think that, before they do ANYTHING, they have to establish once again what Yahoo is. Right now, they're sounding like Microsoft when they were first trying to define what .Net was. - Bradley McSpinn
Agreed. They squandered an opportunity to take their team(s) to a new level. Should've seen Microhoo as a challenge, not an obituary. - Sprague D
Microhoo or Yasoft? - Bradley McSpinn
What's Yahoo? - Trevor
btw did microsoft ever define .Net? - Craig Ritchie via twhirl
I do feel sorry a little bit, even if they didn't manage to do one thing right in the last few years, maybe because I followed them since almost day 1 and because once the MS bid was announced it was obvious that it's The End. - Naor
@Craig - I really don't think so. I mean, we all understand its implementation, but as for a definition? Not so much. The same is true for Yahoo. I know it's there, I know what it does...but it doesn't mean that I see any real value in it. - Bradley McSpinn
glass is half full - nice :) - mike "glemak" dunn
Can someone please put me in charge there? I would clean house and get them focused on some kind of core business. - Shawn Farner
Agreed, Robert. I've got some friends working on very cool stuff whether it's startups, VC, or bigger roles at smaller companies. The Yahoos I worked with are smart, creative, talented professionals. We're going to see some great innovation coming from Yahoo alumni soon. P.S. Glad you like our idea ;) - Ryan Kuder
of course if Icahn gets control of the board Microsoft will be lookin to pay low low low to a guaranteed seller, seems a bit daft - Ivan Pope via twhirl
Microsoft is a terrible business - we need a little sympathy for Yahoo. Slow extinction or being taken over by MS are hardly rich options. And it's hard to trigger the sense of crisis to fire your board. - Henry Winckelmann
I could never understand why Yahoo had any value from the beginning. It suprises me little that they in a downward spiral. - Brian Sullivan
Whether Microsoft gets Yahoo! or Yahoo! merges with someone else (read Time Warner or MySpace) it will be good for search in general and hopefully create an entity that can challenge Google in a meaningful way - gregory
I don't understand *why* Microsoft wants to buy Yahoo. Yahoo can't even figure out what they are. E-mail? Search engine? Social service? Not to mention the only thing that is lucrative is the search engine. The only way I can see someone benefit from buying Yahoo is if they completely re-vamp what Yahoo does, focus on one category and, market it! - Candace Holly
yahoo jumped the shark when it started being proud of releasing of the YUI libraries. companies that start treating 'helper tools' as if they were new functionality are on the downward side of the curve. - MikeAmundsen
@Mike, as a developer, the YUI libraries and developer tools are where the value of YHOO resides for me. I don't personally use any of their consumer products. - Sprague D
@Sprague D, question - does YUI increase your use of YHOO content/data? or do you use it primarily for your own content/data? my question is aimed at the monetary benefits accrued to YHOO from YUI. I see solid benefits from YHOO's work on Squid, but not YUI. - MikeAmundsen
Mike, I use their tools in projects that don't leverage their data or content. Point taken. - Sprague D
YUI libraries are the only thing worthwhile coming from that wretched place. - Patrick Sweeney
What kills me most about Yahoo is that they had so many of the most interesting and exciting places to go on the internet but then never fully realized that potential. I still can't believe that they paid Terry Semel more money than any CEO in the US in 2006 for such a miserable failure of a job. Pure stupidity. The board that oversaw that needs to go. - Thomas Hawk
But can you imagine a Microsoft owned Flickr..? - Sheila Thomson
I'm constantly amazed at how many CEO's get paid for bad jobs. And how often the board will cut employee salaries but not their own. Just look at the disaster at AT&T during the 90s: http://moourl.com/odp4g - Jason Shultz via twhirl
Yahoo! isn't over yet. - edythe
I'm just happy I don't own stock anymore, though maybe when it bottoms out, I'll buy in. - clarke thomas
Where's that price history graph post... - Michael W. May (Joffi) via twhirl
@Sheila, a Flickr with integrated support for PhotoSynth, Expression Media asset management and Live Mesh sharing/collaboration? Sounds good to me. - Sprague D
Hey look at the bright side for Yahoo though, their stock was up over 10% today. Helluva day! - Thomas Hawk
please no MSFT in Yahoo! please no masses of arses!!! - silpol