I groan about the defensive driving course my company makes me take every year, but last night when a FJ Cruiser going the wrong way on the highway smacked the dodge neon head on and started flipping towards us at 70 mph...it was my following distance that allowed us to live last night. #grateful.
Wee man's 2nd bday is in 9 days and I'm trying to learn to make balloon animals. So far I made a 6 legged dog with one ear and a paraplegic bear. Might need to change the theme from Blues Clues to genetic experimentation lab!
OH: (Sung in Disco style) "Boogie, boogie maaaaaan, dance, dance, dance! Boogie boogie ma-an!" Me: "it's boogie wonderland. You are desecrating Earth,Wind and Fire." Them: "I'm not into astrology." WTF?
You ever have that time where you go to pick up a small child who is crying at 2 AM, you scoop them up in your arms to comfort them and you are hit with a stream of vomit in the face? You are fighting your own gag reflex and remembering its not good to drop the mini Linda Blair while acidic muck is now beneath your feet. Yeah, that.