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I Am Twelve
Accidentally (or deliberately) misinterpreted something and it made you snicker like an easily amused pre-teen? BE BRAVE AND POST ABOUT IT HERE!
mystery pickles
Jennifer Dittrich liked this
Spicy mystery pickles.
- Jennifer Dittrich
*clutches pearls*
- Hieronymous Boosh
"It's whipped, easy to spread, and tastes great" --some commercial
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Scoble, Alex Scoble, Hieronymous Boosh and 6 other people liked this
that's hot. #ScottThompson
- Hieronymous Boosh
i'm updating my Wii.
Sounds painful.
- Steven Perez
from Android
Doesn't aged wii turn to ammonia?
- Spidra Webster
it's much harder getting the date back out of it. helps if it was a pitted date.
- Hieronymous Boosh
You ought to do that in private.
- Die Leberwurst
that's what my wife keeps telling me.
- Hieronymous Boosh
"Embrace the edible dimension!"
LB: #TeamMonique and Scoble, Alex Scoble liked this
Channeling your inner Homer Simpson?
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
actually, that was from Rick Steves' "EUROPE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR". *snicker* #Iam12
- Hieronymous Boosh
"EXTRACTING PACKAGE" #SoftwareUpdate #YeahRight
Heather, Jennifer Dittrich, SteVe C and John (bird whisperer) liked this
and, to top it off, damned client 15 N40 B0RK3D! GRRR.
- Hieronymous Boosh
gotta re-download about 3GB of files to clean up this mess. a new circle of Hell is under construction for whoever let this update out.
- Hieronymous Boosh
this could take all night. in the meantime: PIZZA.
- Hieronymous Boosh
after an hour it's only 9% down. 0_o
- Hieronymous Boosh
after 4 hours call a doctor!
- SteVe C
"take your current unit to the music store and compare the shafts on prospective beaters to assure proper fit"
Stephan Planken, John (bird whisperer) and LB: #TeamMonique liked this
:P
- Hieronymous Boosh
slot head
Eric - seven eleven, Greg GuitarBuster, Stephan Planken and Headless Gnad Kicker liked this
so it's just me?
- Hieronymous Boosh
You should go to Vegas, I hear there are lots of slots there.
- Headless Gnad Kicker
Missed this yesterday. What does the rest look like.
- Greg GuitarBuster
OOO, i think. back and sides Brazilian rosewood from before it was a protected species. i forget what the top was.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Ohhh, very nice.
- Greg GuitarBuster
Rodfather, Jennifer Dittrich, Victor Ganata and 8 other people liked this
No thanks, I already have a "versatile waterproof storage sack".
- c.a.j.
mine leaks when stepped on.
- Hieronymous Boosh
BWAHAHAHAHA.
- Headless Gnad Kicker
i can't get enough of the word "micturating". truly.
Headless Gnad Kicker, Kevin Johnson, Jennifer Dittrich and Janet:#TeamMonique liked this
We like to use this at work as well as masticating.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
i didn't read that as "tentacles" the first time.
Headless Gnad Kicker, LB: #TeamMonique, John (bird whisperer) and Jennifer Dittrich liked this
*gives Cthulhu a swift kick in the tentacles*
- Hieronymous Boosh
Unbreakable Tip
Headless Gnad Kicker, SteVe C, Jennifer Dittrich and 2 other people liked this
her: "Honey, please reheat the leftover pizza for the girls."
Headless Gnad Kicker, LB: #TeamMonique, SteVe C and 5 other people liked this
me: "How long shall I put it in for?"
- Hieronymous Boosh
her: *slow grin and snicker*
- Hieronymous Boosh
Jack In The Box
Headless Gnad Kicker and Jennifer Dittrich liked this
so it's just me?
- Hieronymous Boosh
there was a bit in The Consultants (radio 4) where they are trying to rebrand tea and are finding it difficult...
- Pete #TeamMonique
"why don't we just jack in the tea?"
- Pete #TeamMonique
"no, that won't help anyone"
- Pete #TeamMonique
I never thought of that term as dirty, until now
- Eric - seven eleven
and now you always will! *evil laugh*
- Hieronymous Boosh
OFF-TOPIC
Headless Gnad Kicker, SteVe C, Jennifer Dittrich and 2 other people liked this
that's my hand on the wenis, btw. it's a brand of canister type air freshener in Malaysia.
- Hieronymous Boosh
They spelled it wrong. It's WENUS: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems.
- Kristin
no, the name is right but they got the shape wrong.
- Hieronymous Boosh
"mouth-feel"
this is what happens when i start cooking. *facepalm*
- Hieronymous Boosh
i just had to go outside and "tighten the swingset".
Heather, John (bird whisperer), Jennifer Dittrich and LB: #TeamMonique liked this
no, really!
- Hieronymous Boosh
From an email about having breakfast with our basketball coach: "The breakfast will climax with door prizes and end around 8:15 AM."
Hieronymous Boosh, Elena, Eric - seven eleven and 5 other people liked this
Those must be some door prizes!
- Headless Gnad Kicker
LOL!
- LB: #TeamMonique
damn. can i get an invite? :D
- Hieronymous Boosh
You are welcome to attend, Joe. I think the cost is a mere $6. :)
- LB: #TeamMonique
plus airfare. :(
- Hieronymous Boosh
Or mileage.
- LB: #TeamMonique
Pinus rigida.
Hieronymous Boosh, Headless Gnad Kicker, Starmama and Steven Perez liked this
some dictionaries abbreviate "pronunciation" as "pron". #Iam12
Headless Gnad Kicker, Jennifer Dittrich and John (bird whisperer) liked this
Sentence fails to start with conjunction - Boing Boing - http://boingboing.net/2012...
Headless Gnad Kicker, Heleninstitches, Sir Shuping is just sir and 3 other people liked this
"I'm waiting for the cookies to get hard."
Jennifer Dittrich, Die Leberwurst, esther and 4 other people liked this
I prefer them soft.
- Headless Gnad Kicker
just so long as they remain a bit melty inside.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Fwd: RT @AJonesFoxSports: The spread offense isn't built to grind. (via http://friendfeed.com/accfoot...)
Hieronymous Boosh, Die Leberwurst and Headless Gnad Kicker liked this
"cook hard with the lid off"
Halil and Jennifer Dittrich liked this
*sizzle*
- John (bird whisperer)
I read it as "cock", I am eleven
- SteVe C
^ yep.
- Jennifer Dittrich
*MAKES REDUCTION SAUCE*
- Hieronymous Boosh
^try cold water
- SteVe C
Pulled pork.
Headless Gnad Kicker, c.a.j., MoTO #TeamMonique and Hieronymous Boosh liked this
Fwd: inspect manholes... heyyyyyy http://instagr.am/p... (via http://friendfeed.com/jmorton...) I'm married, so I only inspect Dick's. And you can blame his parents for whatever you're thinking right about now. ;-)
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Hieronymous Boosh, Janet:#TeamMonique, Die Leberwurst and John (bird whisperer) liked this
"Beef straw."
Hieronymous Boosh, Mary B: #TeamMonique, John (bird whisperer) and Headless Gnad Kicker liked this
O.O
- Headless Gnad Kicker
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