“Guide dog FAIL: http://snurl.com/295gv”

“headcold now retreating :)”

“off to the great escape (brighton) again soon, anyone going?”

“Aa bondy is staggeringly wonderful. . .”

“About to see aa bondy, can't wait!”

“At great escape festival in brighton. . .”

“struggling with a truly horrendous headcold :(”

“bill o'reilly loses it, completely (video) http://snurl.com/28n72”

“@megp hahahahaha "this is the WORST briefing i've ever heard" "Well, it's not THAT bad"”

“@ZenithBlue don't worry, at first with Twitter you think "what can I say i'm doing?" once you're here with more followers, it'll be easy :))”

“@ColinWalker a pleasure!”

“@megp God bless Bills, they do fabulous breakfasts too, and a chocolate chilli tart, which is AMAZING *puts on half a stone*”

“Twitter and the Chinese Earthquake http://is.gd/feF”

“BBC gives props to Twitter for earthquake coverage: http://is.gd/fen”

“@Scobleizer alaska quake? is that an aftershock? or another quake?”

“hmm, looks like i've been increasing my twitter usage : http://www.tweetstats.com/grap...”

“What is it about hot weather that makes me crave even hotter food?”

“anyone having trouble accesing friendfeed? seems to be b0rked :(”

“all members of Jesus Jones now on board for two gigs, supporting The Wonderstuff, late Oct. All problems ironed out, now for rehearsals!”

“ok, i appear to be alive! EPIC WIN”

“rare Sisters Of Mercy tune from 1982 http://youtube.com/watch?v=nPz...”

“@influxx yeah, it's in about 5 hours...that tweet was a bit of an "early warning" i'll tip one right back, later tonight”

“On a train, passing gatwick airport, killing joke on the ipod”

“@anniemole can't read story, seems to be a photo over the text :( central line is my line as well...”

“@anniemole ah, bollox! truly one of the worlds GREATEST swear words! http://snurl.com/280n4”

“anyone in Camden tonight, i'll be DJing here: http://snurl.com/280jo get in touch for guest list action :)”

“@craig_fots w00t!”

“@rawedge isn't it? Time since i recieved the link:44 mins. Amount of work done.....*shuffles feet*”