standardized-velvet-assembly-report a set of scripts and a Sweave report used to iterate through parameters and generate a report on Velvet-generated sequence assemblies - http://code.google.com/p...
Nice post, also applies to wet science- must contact all those collaborators and tell them what happened to th samples they sent...
- Richard Badge
from Nambu
@Chris it's one of those meme-ish pics that are everywhere. Don't know the source.
- Iddo Friedberg
from Android
Hilarious - perfect for hitting the trenches on a Monday morning. I'm always trying to instill in wet lab scientists that bioinformatics approaches are experiments just like any other and should be documented as such. Actually, I think bioinformaticists are often just as cavalier rarely taking good notes of their workflow.
- Todd Harris
You should also claim that you will cure cancer within five years and extend the average human lifespan to 150. Side-effects should include dramatically lowered risk of heart disease and increased sexual pleasure.
- Bill Hooker
I have always found the following useful: "Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you *******. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, [Iddo]." - http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki...
- Andrew Lang
is "novel" likewise overused? myself, i'm partial to "boom" a la steve jobs ^_^
- Wladimir Labeikovsky
Non-traditional? Creative? Imaginative? Innovative? But why do I even try when Bill already has the best answer? :-)
- Björn Brembs
Thanks. I accepted all your suggestions. My grant proposal now reads like a Penthouse Forum letter written by a slightly retarded version of Richard Morgan. I hope the reviewers like it.
- Iddo Friedberg
This will be a turning point for your career Iddo, mark my words.
- Bill Hooker
Hopefully you used "bench to bedside" as well
- Deepak Singh
from iPhone
@Deepak, since we're on the Penthouse theme, that does sound like an adult film title now that you mention it..
- Shirley Wu
from twhirl
Automatic negative karma if you use the word "collaboratory". Or cyber. Automatic rejection if you combine the two as cyber-collaboratory.
- Dan Gezelter
from iPhone
Cyber-collaboratory also sounds Penthouse appropriate
- Deepak Singh
from iPhone
Iddo: one approach is to focus on describing the manner in which it is "revolutionary" while using the term itself one time or less
- Mike Chelen
The magic words to use are whatever your evaluation criteria are...
- Donnie Berkholz
Groundbreaking, Breakthrough, Cutting edge... try to avoid words like "bullshit"
- Alexey
You could try starting out the Background and Significance section as follows: "Before I go any further, let me first describe myself and my [collaborator]...We are both in our mid-20s, and are extremely muscular and athletic, with tanned, sculpted bodies, luscious locks of blonde hair, and tight, shapely buns." http://www.theonion.com/content...
- Steve Koch
Continuing along the lines suggested by Steve be sure to include a phrase beginning with "needless to say"
- Maureen
A Text Message-Based Intervention for Weight Loss: Randomized Controlled Trial | Patrick | Journal of Medical Internet Research - http://www.jmir.org/2009...
Published by someone from my old stomping ground, Calit2. In other news, there is a Journal of Medical Internet Research.
- Iddo Friedberg
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Sounds very similar to something I was going to try using Twitter to help someone stop smoking. Also reminds me of an initiative in the US where highschoolers were SMSed by friends/relatives encouraging them to finish & not drop out (can't remember what that was called now).
- Andrew Perry
Patent 6,638,908: Crystals of the large ribosomal subunit. Granted October 28, 2003. full text from USPTO. Patent 7,504,486 : Determination and uses of the atomic structures of the large ribosomal subunit and ribosomal subunits and their ligand complexes. Granted March 17, 2009. full text from USPTO.
- Iddo Friedberg
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