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@theblakesterr You mean Orthodox have no Zien? That is news to me! ;-)
Going to the beach! Need to relax after Yom Kippur!
@theblakesterr Maybe you cut off your Zien? Use it before you lose! LOL
@mosherabeynu I am going to the Mikva latter, but you are not invited because you are a Bad Jew!
@mosherabeynu Are you into the Jaket business now? Try one out for size and see if it fits! Jew the Tailor!
@CriticalAnalyst Will wait now. Too expensive in Israel. Need to go East of Eden, West Bank! /have snake there! Me stay Israel.
@mosherabeynu Listen stupid Jew! Get a Life! Go pray to God! Keep Shabbas, get Laid! Stop Jerking off! Embarrassment for the Jews!
@mosherabeynu Listen dick head! Stop masturbating and try to be a real Jew!
Finished my Yom Kioppur in Israel Ready to eat a Dog!
@mosherabeynu Assholes have opinions, so you might as well listen to mine! Hatima Tova!
@CriticalAnalyst Good for you! Try to do as best you can. It will help your life.
@mosherabeynu Why so much interest in me, if my /tweets are meaningless? I see you not even trying to observe Yom Kippur!
@CriticalAnalyst Had an argument with Peacenik Jews on Yom Kipur! They called me a Jew Fascist!
I need to learn how to read Hebrew so I can read the Torah to keep the Shabbas!
@CriticalAnalyst Have not eaten yet! Will try to abstain from food till sun set!
Keeping Yom Kippur is beautiful. I will try my best to improve myself. I will use the Shabbas to prepare for Yom Kippur!
Hatima Tova to all my fellow Jews! Please try to keep all the Yom Kippur commandments!
Hey Twitter thanks for all new followers! Please learn more about the Jewish Fast - Yom Kipur!
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