Imabug

There is a secret code amongst all men that consists of three B's. Each of these B's symbolizes one facet of what men consider manly: Bacon, Beards, and Boyz II Men. Some say the last B is Backstreet Boys, but we say that makes 4 B's and ruins everything. The three B's of Manliness require daily completion so that an individual may leave his home at his peak manliness. This can be easily completed with breakfast, a shave, and "On Bended Knee." But, if you don't have the time for three things, may we suggest consolidating the first two with Bacon Shaving Cream. Just like the ladies sneaking in blue Chucks on their wedding day for something blue, Bacon Shaving Cream removes the necessity for breakfast and frees up more time to beat rush hour traffic. Or, it lets you listen to a second track from the hit album "II". Every man needs the three B's and some days there just isn't enough time. So, consolidate like a man. - Imabug from Bookmarklet

Shaved bacon probably does taste better, huh? - Greg GuitarBuster

So many things (usually jokes) make sense in my head! - c.a.j.

"While drifting through the cosmos, a magnificent interstellar dust cloud became sculpted by stellar winds and radiation to assume a recognizable shape. Fittingly named the Horsehead Nebula, it is embedded in the vast and complex Orion Nebula (M42). A potentially rewarding but difficult object to view personally with a small telescope, the above gorgeously detailed image was recently taken in infrared light by the orbiting Hubble Space Telescope in honor of the 23rd anniversary of Hubble's launch. The dark molecular cloud, roughly 1,500 light years distant, is cataloged as Barnard 33 and is seen above primarily because it is backlit by the nearby massive star Sigma Orionis. The Horsehead Nebula will slowly shift its apparent shape over the next few million years and will eventually be destroyed by the high energy starlight." - Imabug from Bookmarklet

Alt Text: "Before you say anything, no, I know not to leave my computer sitting out logged in to all my accounts. I have it set up so after a few minutes of inactivity it automatically switches to my brother's." lol - c.a.j.

If only. <sigh> - c.a.j.

"What if you somehow managed to make a stereo travel at twice the speed of sound, would it sound backwards to someone who was just casually sitting somewhere as it flies by?" - Imabug from Bookmarklet

"A detailed analysis of data compiled during 50 years of exploration shows the White Continent to contain about 26-and-a-half-million cubic km. It is a colossal volume, and to put that in some sort of context: if this ice was all converted to liquid water, it would be sufficient to raise the height of the world's oceans by 58m." - Imabug from Bookmarklet

"We've decided many things here at TG HQ with a simple game, such as a coin toss or rock, paper, scissors. But we always make it a bit more complicated than just the ordinary way to play. Tackle Coin Toss; Rock, Paper, Scissors with Real Rock, Paper, Scissors; stuff like that. It's sort of like updating an old classic into a new classic. That's why we love Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock. And why should you ever use fingers if you can use dice? Exactly! Combining our love with RPSLP and rolling dice, we present the Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Dice Set." - Imabug from Bookmarklet