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Train's packed. If a database blows up, I think Cass is onto something.

Tuesday from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

If it weren't for BART, I'd never get to sit next to sweaty fat guys who smell like used beer and cough like they've got TB.

July 2 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

My attempt to try something new and exciting: Epic fail.

June 25 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

One of the problems with being competent is that people start assuming everything is easy.

June 24 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oops. Obviously hosed *that* cron job.

June 23 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Woke up with Thunder Road in my head... Got in the car and what was on the radio? Spooky.

June 15 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I hate waking up hung over in @fng's clothes.

June 5 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Does this look like a shot to you?

June 4 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Nice. Ask if I can jump start the filthy Jeep right after I get out of the shower.

June 4 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Two days of nothing but Harry Potter and Golden Girls. Please shoot me. Or the TV.

June 1 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone got a safety pin? My zipper just left work early.

May 28 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Doing 25 on a one-lane road with a 50 MPH limit should be a capital offense.

May 28 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

One more bar graph and so help me I'm going into a coma.

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oh no! Charts and financials. I need a stunt double for this meeting.

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oh no! Charts... Financials. I need a stunt double for this mee

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Dilemma: Have to pee, but I know @fng is in there taking a crap. Where's Miss Manners when you really need her?

May 22 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Second warning: Your car's warantee is about to expire.

May 20 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

You may have a problem if the Chinese are calling you a spammer.

May 20 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

The little kamikaze

May 17 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Now all I need is the world's smallest cheese.

May 17 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I've waited years for these.

May 16 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Yay! The auditors are here!

May 14 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Call me an otaku, but the theme music to Genshiken rocks.

May 13 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

It's less embarrassing belting Janis Joplin on the train platform in the rain when nobody's nearby.

May 5 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

It's less embarrassing belting Janis Joplin on the train platform in the r

May 5 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Starbucks Lady: When in the last 5 years have I ever ordered a latte? That's right: Never.

April 29 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Note to self: Two and a half Chinese shots before boarding the train? Bad.

April 29 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

@brien_kenai if they gave you donuts and gave my a conference call, I'm filing a complaint.