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I think that dead guy from the B-52's was driving the train tonight.

October 15 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

When the name that comes to mind is Groucho Gallagher Garfunkel, you, sir, do not have a good look.

September 23 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

As one man takes offense at being prejudged by a stereotype, another will reinforce it by claiming it as his identity.

September 4 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Someone on this train's been in a fight with a skunk.

August 31 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Must... Have... Coffee...

July 28 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I must be back home. It's freakin' cold.

July 27 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I'm returning to San Francisco today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

July 27 - Comment - Like - Share

See more in my Dopplr profile. - Patrick Morris

"I got water drunk/I don't know how that's possible." The lyrical genius of 11-year-old prodigy Cameron Morris.

July 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I'm starting a trip to Long Beach today. - http://www.dopplr.com/travell...

July 24 - Comment - Like - Share

I'll be there from July 23rd until July 26th. See more in my Dopplr profile. - Patrick Morris

Spike! No means no.

July 23 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

2 broken signals + 1 slow bus + 1 roadful of dumbases = 1 hour to Orinda

July 21 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

C'mere, little mocha. I won't hurt you.

July 15 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

They give us free stuff when @fng doesn't come.

July 10 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Train's packed. If a database blows up, I think Cass is onto something.

July 7 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

If it weren't for BART, I'd never get to sit next to sweaty fat guys who smell like used beer and cough like they've got TB.

July 2 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

My attempt to try something new and exciting: Epic fail.

June 25 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

One of the problems with being competent is that people start assuming everything is easy.

June 24 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oops. Obviously hosed *that* cron job.

June 23 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Woke up with Thunder Road in my head... Got in the car and what was on the radio? Spooky.

June 15 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I hate waking up hung over in @fng's clothes.

June 5 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Does this look like a shot to you?

June 4 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Nice. Ask if I can jump start the filthy Jeep right after I get out of the shower.

June 4 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Two days of nothing but Harry Potter and Golden Girls. Please shoot me. Or the TV.

June 1 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone got a safety pin? My zipper just left work early.

May 28 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Doing 25 on a one-lane road with a 50 MPH limit should be a capital offense.

May 28 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

One more bar graph and so help me I'm going into a coma.

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oh no! Charts and financials. I need a stunt double for this meeting.

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Oh no! Charts... Financials. I need a stunt double for this mee

May 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Dilemma: Have to pee, but I know @fng is in there taking a crap. Where's Miss Manners when you really need her?

May 22 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Second warning: Your car's warantee is about to expire.

May 20 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share