RT @JohnAnealio: Just replaced our bassist w/ a teenager. Now, our 3rd lead singer is getting on my nerves. I hate VanHalentine's Day. via @ScottFriedstein
RT @AskDrRuth: Everyone who's alone this Val Day (& wants to) masturbate at 11 PM EST. That way instead of feeling alone, u'll be part of a group project.
RT @Disalmanac: Today in 270 AD, St. Valentine died. We mark this sad day by lighting candles and then drunkenly Doing It while wearing edible underwear.