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I like Google+ more than Facebook because all the people I didn't like in high school haven't found me yet.

August 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

News Headlines via Twitter: Michele Bachmann wins straw poll, Tibetan monk sets himself on fire.

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In other IG news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. #google #Motorola

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stuck in plane on tarmac at Beijing Airport in a thunderstorm, passengers yell at cabin crew in Mandarin and Hindi.

August 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Standard & Poor makes math error, downgrades US credit rating, changes name to Poor Standards.

August 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least two but you need a really big light bulb.

August 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why would anyone trust an anti-trust law?

August 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do Angry Birds grow up to be Grumpy Birds?

August 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cognitive Dissonance: Kubota Senju sake, sashimi, edamame, unagi, saba shioyaki w/@doramimy at Shenzhen JW Marriottなう

August 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

IG News: The Biggest Boobs in the World! http://bit.ly/nilC0g

July 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing like a cold shower to make you ponder the biological logic of locating testicles outside the body.

July 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In the digital age, why are so many people zeroes?

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

IG News: China on cause of high-speed rail crash, "Not our fault, we just copied what was licensed from Japan."

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Follow Friday? I already do," said Saturday.

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wonder how Google+ figured out "Invisible Gaijin" wasn't my real name? Account suspended!

July 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know you're in Beijing when it's pouring rain and the air quality index is still "hazardous"

July 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @tamegoeswild: Painting my nails in prep for NHK interview at home tomorrow morning. <-- remember to paint your hammer too.

July 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Technology gives us apps that warn of impending earthquakes, why not premature ejaculation? "IKUx2!"

July 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

59 Ways to Tell if You're New to Beijing - adapted into Spanish! http://bit.ly/ozn4Lh Original: http://bit.ly/nDywaV

July 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Save energy, recycle jokes (from 2009): "It's so hot, chickens are laying onsen tamago" http://www.invisiblegaijin.com/2009...

July 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

IG News -- Zombie Party of China Elects New Leader http://www.invisiblegaijin.com/2011...

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

IG News: Pool-Peeing Season Starts in Japan http://www.invisiblegaijin.com/2011...

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You've been in Beijing too long when you freak out because the sky is blue! @Crumbsey

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What's white thing in the sky?! In Beijing, seldom can you see the moon at twilight!

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated with Chinese characteristics." -- Jiang Zemin

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In Which IG Meets a Mysterious Maid who "Tastes Like Fresh Milk" http://invisiblegaijin.posterous.com/in-whic...

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In Which IG Meets a Mysterious Maid who "Tastes Like Fresh Milk" - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

July 6 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

The Glamor of Business Travel - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

July 4 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

The Glamor of Business Travel http://invisiblegaijin.posterous.com/the-gla...

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The largest croissant in the world in Hanoi, Vietnam. http://yfrog.com/h2fh7kij

July 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share