c.a.j.

"Star Trek fans are doctors, lawyers, politicians, coders, engineers, artists, and athletes. They are everywhere, and they are legion. Recognizing each other by their clothes, jewelry, bags, and bumper stickers, they greet each other with a lift of an eyebrow, and a traditional Vulcan salute, answering "Peace and Long Life" with the venerated "Live Long, and Prosper." Once shunted into the back-alleys of fandom, Star Trek fans are now coming out of the woodwork, wearing their pride openly and declaring to the world, "I'm a Trekkie. You'll have to deal with it." And you don't have to pilot a starship to be a Star Trek fan! You can trade in your warp nacelles for two wheels, and hit the dusty streets and trails of planet Earth. Our new bicycle Jersey is made of space-age ultra-dry micro fiber, which wicks away moisture and repels odor." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

"If you're the type of geek who isn't allergic to sunshine, read on! What do you like to do at the beach? We're always up for some swimming if the water is warm enough, followed by a long walk, maybe collecting some shells, throwing frisbees for the dogs... but this product is going to revolutionize our beach trips. The Giant Inflatable Beach Ball takes a lot of hot air to fill, so we recommend using an electronic air pump lest you hyperventilate and pass out. It weighs a whopping fourteen pounds and has a ten-foot diameter when fully inflated. Roll it down the shore and mow down those annoying kids (their parents aren't watching anyway!), play the most epic game of beach ball volleyball ever, or throw it in the ocean and watch it float away into the sunset." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

Tricky! "Dimensions: 12' (uninflated), 10' diameter (inflated)" - c.a.j.

the same is the monitor flicker/ghosting. They're pretty old Dell S2209Ws so it might just be time for it to go. I've updated the video driver (AMD HD 6770) as well. I even ran the Dell Diagnostics for video performance which ran fine, no problems detected in the video hardware. - c.a.j.

Complete removal of all AMD drivers has fixed the issue. (Well, not counting the drivers in Win 7.) Please go about your normal Sunday morning/afternoon/evening activities. - c.a.j.

"Mario and Fafa talk about a very serious problem. If you like our puppet web series, you should be friends with us on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/glovean..." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

I was about to ask what the bastard did now. Then I remembered what today is. - Jimminy IS Everybody

"It's a computer strapped to a user's face at all times while called revolutionary and technologically savvy by its creators. But in the rest of the world, Google Glass is being compared to the pocket protector, the Bluetooth and even the Segway - in other words the epitomes of dorkiness." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

caj, not that I ever saw Mr. Scoble nekkid in the shower. #clarification - Janet:#TeamMonique

"Tuesday May 7 @ 1PM PT / 4 PM ET -- watch at YouTube.com/EndersGameMovie and Google.com/+EndersGame." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

I do that all the time. it's fun - Sir Shuping is just sir

"Sometimes it's not easy to know what to wear on your run. Our handy tool takes the guesswork out of it. Simply enter a few details, and we'll make sure you're all set for your run" - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

It suggests I wear sunglasses at dusk. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone

Huh, that's...okay, that's just weird. I don't recall having many glare issues at dusk. :) - c.a.j.

you just hateful - MoTO #TeamMonique

No worries. I got a little West Side Story there for some reason. - c.a.j.

The "Renewables & Environment" Industry, no less. - c.a.j.

"We offer a delicious caffeinated candy powder called Nixie Tubes. This kit does not contain anything edible. Seriously, don't eat any of this stuff, it will probably kill you. Real nixie tubes are the "LEDs" of yesteryear. They proudly displayed their digits on scientific equipment, voltmeters, counters, and control panels. While they're no longer in production, we've managed to scrounge up some limited edition DIY sets that let you build your own Nixie Tube Thermometer. You'll need a few skillz to put it together, but if you can wield a soldering iron and read a schematic, you're in business. You could also use the parts to hack together something completely different. If you do, be sure to send us an email about it and a photo of what monstrosity of awesomesauce you created. We'd love to see it." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

warm lamp-ish contrast :) - A. T.

Think of kittens today, it works for me :) - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!

*kicks Monday in the nuts* - Headless Gnad Kicker

Kittens probably shouldn't be in my Anger Sphere this morning. - c.a.j.

Actually, I think it's that imbalance that's the center of the problem. - c.a.j.

No, I wouldn't say that. But I'd much rather sit around and watch TV than work on this essay, ironically about procrastination. - c.a.j.

"LEM Products 606 5 Pound Stainless Steel Vertical Sausage Stuffer has a stainless steel base and cylinder and all metal gears. Clamp the stuffer to a table or counter top and crank out perfect sausage every time. Comes with 3 stuffing tubes: 1/2", 3/4", and 1". Cylinder removes for easy filling and cleaning. Air valve release pushes air out of the top instead of into the casing." - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

Sometimes you don't wanna know how stuff is made. :) - c.a.j.

This phenomena isn't just for these essays. It's a wider spread behavioral pattern. - c.a.j.

adf, as long as the papers aren't essays! :) - c.a.j.

w00t! - Steven Perez from Android

Slightly inappropriate with the 'morning', but I'll allow it. Good morning, CAJ :) - Eivind

Which goes to prove time is relative after all. :) - c.a.j.

Yeah. I was up around 6:45 this morning; I have no idea why. I don't even wake up that early most weekdays. - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE

Had to rewatch to doublecheck a quote on another post/thread/thingee. - c.a.j.

I don't know what's so "photobomb" about this picture but that expression is priceless. - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

That's terror. - Eivind

"The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read" - c.a.j. from Bookmarklet

She's cut out for a politician if you ask me. - Juan Pablo González