Ian Samuel

I'm very picky about "that" versus "which," WHICH is probably why I have so many friends.

What's most amazing about unicorns is that they only make kinda average glue.

An old guy on the metro is wearing a bowler hat and reading a book on Linux. Am I in the middle of his montage? Is that what this music is?

I just ousted Bryn B. as the mayor of Redrocks Firebrick Pizza on @foursquare! http://foursquare.com/venue...

@starkness a perfect metaphor for the possibilities of the city right now.

Don't these Iranian protesters know that Twitter has moved on to Tiger Woods yuks and mourning the death of Favrd?

The Ugandan foreign exchange student on Glee isn't going to have any friends.

@mattharms It's more efficient to give something the recipient wants more than you do---say, something you stole from them.

‘A supine round bracket’ - http://snarkmarket.com/2009...

Document-Swiping Deputy Drama Continues - http://www.theagitator.com/2009...

#26834 - The Evolution of the Hipster 2000-2009 - spread... - http://www.notcot.org/post...

Lady GaGa Christmas music? It's a holiday miracle! https://twitter.com/fros1y...

@Itreuille made me lunch for the first time. Let history record it was scrambled eggs, & they were good.

@insunlight How about "Gary Catspawrov?"

It's naïve to compare a theoretically pure carbon tax to the actual cap-and-trade bill. _Theoretically,_ they're economically identical!

Like @cmello, am on a bus. Unlike @cmello, am taking it to the city rather than otherwise.

As usual, ten seconds on Google told me what two hours on Lexis could not.

"Tea time ... IS OVER." #worldcuptaunts

I need a Field Notes notebook to keep track of my other Field Notes notebooks.

"fb.me": the URL shortener for people who want to make sure you have your Facebook password memorized

Tweetie 2.1 wins me back with native retweet support and some other stuff. When will this battle for my heart end?!

The New Pornographers – The Bones of an Idol - http://www.last.fm/music...

Lady GaGa – Poker Face - http://www.last.fm/music...

Times Skimmer - http://www.nytimes.com/timessk...

8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight - http://paranoia.dubfire.net/2009...

Now we know which Democrats to defeat. #IHeartNYEquality

Get it together, New York.

Hamster Rides The 4 Train - http://www.pheedcontent.com/click...

The fact that there is no Kindle edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide is the kind of absurdity that populates the books.

seriously tempted to put out a whole line of these novels: "CLASSICS OF WESTERN LITERATURE: THE ODYSSEY, NOW TOLD AS IF IT WAS THIS REALLY LONG COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTING A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON, AND AT THE END, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE - http://www.qwantz.com/index...