I was in the library the other day -- I saw the weirdest thing. This guy comes up to the circulation desk, and he's all, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries please!" And so the librarian says, "Sir! This is a library!" The guy turns pale. "Sorry! Sorry!" *whispers* "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries please."
someone i follow on twitter (but don't really know well) posted a pic of their last minute nacho spread, and i had to restrain myself from replying "where the fuck is the cheese?!?!" because seriously, there was everything on the table but that and COME ON.
Something I love about taking the bus: even though there are numerous signs and recorded announcements informing you to leave through the rear door, everyone leaves through the front, so they can say thank you to the bus driver #civilized
Two of John Tyler's Grandsons Are Still Alive [snopes]: "[...] though Tyler was born in the 18th century and died in the middle of the 19th century, two of his grandsons are alive today, more than a decade into the 21st century." - http://www.snopes.com/history...
So had made Honda service appointment for 11:30 today. Just oil change, got out in no time. Just got a phone call from Honda. "Shall we cancel or reschedule your appointment?" *thought bubble: WHAT?* I said something to buy time ... looked at phone ... 604 area code. I had booked the appointment in British Columbia!