... Needs more postage... - Johnny Worthington

"Sir, your priority mail has arrived. That'll be one catnip, please" - imabonehead

No, dude, this dent was here *before* I got on the box! - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)

"I can 0wnz ur Mail" - imabonehead

dog^H^H^HPackage ready to go - Imabug

Well, I have everything packed what about you? - Jennifer

"Actually, I'm just big boned" - Josh Haley

"Please take this to post office any ignore any muffled barks you may hear. kthxbye." - Timothy Griffin

Priority Furball Mail - imabonehead

Please don't ship me. I promise ... last time I do you-know-what on the carpet! - Charlie Anzman

Don't ship me, bro! - Akiva Moskovitz

I am the rule of all I survey - anna sauce

Kitty is atop priority. - Barbara