This is how a dentist does Halloween. I'm convinced that this is why we haven't had any Trick or Treaters the 3 years we've been married. The toothbrush + toothpaste combo acted as a kid repellent. I had to make her include a piece of candy but even that wasn't enough to make the kids come. Now it appears our reputation has followed us to Missouri.
earlier, I posted a very general statement of affection for my friendfeeding friends. In the comments on this post I shall endeavor to be more specific about the things I really love about you fine people.