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Hey @jteeter Happy Birthday. I got you a picture of a cat in a birthday hat. http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static...

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Locked the car at the grocery store so no one would steal my coffee. Then felt sad I didn't take it inside.

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RT @foxmwoods: Saying you work in porn is thhhheee fastest way I've ever found to find who's uncool

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If you want to watch random League of Legends play with commentary from @SmiteClub there is a game starting right now: http://www.own3d.tv/live...

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RT @extraface: If you haven't turned off your "my week on twitter" auto-tweets about stats, I have to assume you still own a VCR and it still says 12:00.

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @aedison: Roses are red, So's Satan as well. Being with you, Is absolute hell.

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RT @ewagoner: RT @AlsBoy: Apologies if you've already seen a fox queuing to use a cash machine today. http://twitpic.com/8jiuiq

RT @ewagoner: RT @AlsBoy: Apologies if you've already seen a fox queuing to use a cash machine today. http://t.co/qSxTRxwW

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RT @FakeAPStylebook: Despite widespread confusion, the proper spelling is "Valentimes Day."

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Valentine's status: http://mlkshk.com/r/CLPR.jpg

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They should make styptic pencils in paste form so I could just cover my face in it for bad shaving days like today.

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RT @sucittaM: Single people: Don't be sad that you're alone on Valentine's Day; Celebrate that no one yells at you for using your chainsaw in the house.

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RT @georgiatech: We don't even wear red today. Happy Valentine's Day, Jackets.

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current status: http://mlkshk.com/r/CJNI.jpg

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Oklahoma Democrats want to ban Onanism http://rt.com/usa... /via @erintothemax

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RT @inthefade: Sorry, didn't watch the Grammys last night and I'm just catching up so here's my Chris Brown outrage tweet.

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RT @amaditalks: Last Chris Brown related tweet: if you feel unsafe, contact the Domestic Violence Hotline, http://www.thehotline.org/ or 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

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RT @Maestro: Send your roses while people can still smell them and enjoy their beauty.

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RT @Maestro: There's no reason why the day someone's life ends should be the day they receive the most praise.

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RT @amomentwithtim: I don't know why I still take @Mike_FTW's tweets at face-value. I just told a barista Whitney Houston was stung to death by wasps.

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RT @bailey: I wonder how much cat hair I've consumed.

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I love when I see a tweet and know right away it was a @Mike_FTW retweet.

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Wasps. What a way to go.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @gknauss: If Louis CK or Double Fine can make a million bucks in a few days, _anybody_ can! Just spend 20 years becoming the best in the world first.

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Even though I was a film major for half of college, I haven't seen much Woody Allen. Watched Annie Hall last month, what should be next?

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RT @extraface: "The excitement around Pinterest has exceeded what a rational reading of the situation can bear." -Mark Twain

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OH "it will always be fruit basket to me"

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RT @LuigiMontanez: Idea: The Super PACT. A super PAC that behaves so erratically and irresponsibly that it forces candidates to adopt anti-super PAC pacts.

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Banks get really willing to negotiate when you're closing an account.

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Atlanta artists: Ignite from @c4atlanta is a 6 week series to help your arts business. Wednesdays, 3/7–4/11. http://vimeo.com/33510261

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current status: http://mlkshk.com/r/CHF4.jpg

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