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Tatooine Luke in a B-Wing is not canonical. Now go watch those movies again until you get it right! #kidsthesedays http://twitter.com/jackbre...

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @cnstoker: Hey Twitter, would anyone be interested in contributing regularly to a feminist Doctor Who blog? (RT please!)

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Facebook: Hey family, look at my kid. Twitter: Hey strangers, look at my kid. Path: We have your kid's address, phone number, and birthdate.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mattyglesias: Newfound GOP enthusiasm for religious exemptions from generally applicable laws seems dangerously close to sharia.

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I almost said I'd do that run, until I realized there is one in Seattle. I only make empty promises when it comes to running.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

For Sweety: RT @KuraFire Brilliant: a 5K Obstacle Course Zombie Race - Run For Your Lives http://runforyourlives.com/ #fb

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

w007! And Dad earns a beer. RT @pgor Achievement Unlocked: Daughter read me "Green Eggs and Ham" before bed.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @danielpunkass: Celebrities dying is not exactly your prime opportunity to crack jokes on Twitter. There's so much other material. Mitt Romney. Maine. Go!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JayFerris: My stepson tried to hit me with a yo mama joke, at which point I told him I've nailed his Mom thousands of times. #checkmate

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @BradEllis: I miss the PeopleMover :(

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey, @twitter: any account that mentions my cheap jobs in the bio is spam.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @hotdogsladies: ME: I'll just use my backpack. SAFEWAY: Thank you for saving a tree! M: Well thank YOU for mailing a 6-page ad each week! S: Hm? M: Thanks.

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RT @krmarkel: You're not a proper Seattle parent if you don't have one of these. (at Once Upon a time) [pic] — https://path.com/p/2LAMIb

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WHY IS THIS NOT ALREADY IN POSTER FORMAT AND HANGING IN MY OFFICE?! RT @dlpasco: Millenium Falcon http://dribbble.com/shots...

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RT @Momfia: Remember ladies: when a guy says "I'm listening" what he means is "I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable".

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You want cold tap water? Go to the mountain. Criminy: nearly got frostbite while washing hands after using the bathroom.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Common problem for all of my Twittererrianites RT @randypeterman: http://dilbert.com/strips... so funny!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @flyosity: I wonder if this thing can even make it to 88mph... http://i.imgur.com/QMvcu.jpg

RT @flyosity: I wonder if this thing can even make it to 88mph... http://t.co/jpOSdjiZ

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RT @JeriLRyan: THIS. Republican Chokes Up At Gay Marriage Debate In Washington: http://www.youtube.com/watch... via @youtube

RT @JeriLRyan: THIS. Republican Chokes Up At Gay Marriage Debate In Washington: http://t.co/jlbrQCra via @youtube

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So Google is evil and you should drop your Google Apps account immediately. What do you switch to for Exchange-like functionality?

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Also, really slow DSL, so going back offline to hang with - what do you call them - oh yeah, family!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Spending the day at Mt Rainier. Snowball fights, sledding, multiple fox sightings, hot tub, breakfast for dinner. #winning #fb

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RT @whilethis: Saw this on fb and had to share: http://twitter.com/whileth...

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RT @j3: I want to write a github crawler bot that removes the words "just" and "simply" from your READMEs.

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RT @brentsimmons: Last reminder: Seattle Xcoders social-only Cyclops 7 pm tonight.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone doing Xcoders this week?

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Remember when I told you to do that thing to fix that problem? You still have to do that thing. Really. I wouldn't lie. #helldesk

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

iOS auto completed Cthulhu, thereby getting back into my good graces after the midichlorian incident.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fuck that. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure: RT @dssstrkl: I would have just shot it. http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post...

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Achievement unlocked: get hired by a kick-ass iOS and Mac dev team. I'm starting @blackpixel at the end of the month!

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