Jacob Martinez

"Then I Said..." The Jacob Martinez Story

I'm so tired and I haven't even been awake for 12 hours yet.

Woah, my group got extra credit on something! Amazing.

If an evil person pretends to be good, is he still evil? If a good person pretends to be evil, is he still good?

Fox is really invested in this Avatar movie.

If we want to understand death, we must first understand what it means to be alive.

I worked with dogs all day today and monday. In each of their eyes I saw the pain of not being human and not being able to watch New Moon.

Work is killing me today.

I guess no one noticed that I was wearing black shoes with a brown belt the other day.

Oh, no! I got Beatles Rockband and the Hofner guitar sucks! The buttons are all stiff and hard to press.

Jacob belongs to me now.

Ahck! Working 4am-2pm tomorrow. It better not be busy.

Amazon is really rocking out the shipping for the holidays I guess, two things I've ordered with the lowest shipping shipped within a day.

Who's the patron saint of test curves?

Jacob has no son.

I'll be rocking that 2.0 GPA this semester.

My only regret is that I was not born an Irishman.

Her tense body, thin flanks, and protruding ribs contrast with her heavy, milk-filled teats. - http://tumbl.me/post/255011853

There was a dog named Bella today at work, and she actually reminded me of Kristen Stewart a bit.

Jacob is wearing shoes.

Jacob was broken.

I'm kind of hoping that the dogs eat me alive tomorrow in the hotel.

Would you rather be a Homo heidelbergensis or a Homo neanderthalensis? In detail explain why.

I was gonna get Beatles Rockband, but I decided on Neanderthalensis Rockband, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki.... I'll rock the shit out of that bone flute.

If I was in Star Trek I would be killed in an unfortunate transporter accident almost immediately.

Naked Eyes - Promises Promises You made me promises promises Knowing I’d believe Promises promises You knew you’d never keep Second time around I’m still believing words that you said You said you’d always be here “In love forever” Still repeats in my head You can’t finish what you start If this is love it breaks my heart This should be a hidden... - http://tumbl.me/post/253598053

I wish we had juice at home.

Jacob found all the dragonballs.

Oh, man I gotta work in the hotel tomorrow. NOOOOOOO! And I have a sore throat.

Jacob has a PhD in Space Psychology.