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Hello world! - http://www.trisignia.com/2012...

January 9 from Canvas - Comment - Like - Share

Jared Spool is a Single Lady - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

November 3 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Vacation = RUINED - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

July 27 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Everyone knows unicorns poop cupcakes. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

July 26 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

RT @D_Nye_Griffiths: Oh lord this is good. RT @fmanjoo: OkCupid's staff responds awesomely to narrow-minded customer. http://bit.ly/eFyVf7

April 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Headed to @TokiUnderground for the third time this week. Curry chicken ramen will kick this cold's ass.

April 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quarter til 9 on Saturday, so I must be at the airport getting the jump on a big day of wedding errands.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Katy and I just got back from an awesome meal at @TokiUnderground. Ramen + dumplings 4eva. Thanks, Erik & Scott!

March 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: going number two is the shit

March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @anildash: T-Mobile has the best customer service of any big utility co., hope they can preserve it and replace AT&T's support.

March 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Mike_FTW: You mean AT&T had $39 billion sitting around and they WEREN’T BUILDING MORE FUCKING CELL TOWERS?!?!

March 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Anybody know the odds of Apple releasing a combo Verizon (CDMA) and world-mode (GSM) iPhone over the summer?

March 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Great. AT&T is buying T-Mobile. As a TMo customer, I've loved their responsive customer service. How long until it goes to crap?

March 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Some twitter serendipity courtesy @Mike_FTW @eightbit @chrismessina http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5176...

March 9, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

H8bit - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

March 9, 2011 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

What's the opposite of Disneyland, the happiest place on earth? Probably Bank of America, where I am right now.

March 8, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @craignewmark: Craigslist Founder Starts Craigconnects To Make The World A Better Place http://www.businessinsider.com/craigco... via @businessinsider

March 8, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Omg Katherine Bigelow is wearing a slanket!

February 27, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow, Billy Crystal looks like Tom Hanks' younger brother.

February 27, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

on my way to LAX

February 23, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

*exactly,* @marcoarment. I've seen them delay boarding so they could transfer the mat from one gate to another.

February 20, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: I just don't understand Twitter. I set up my Twitter last week, and I'm only following Justin Bieber, but he's not getting my tweets.

February 15, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @alisonclement: Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an encyclopedia is, and she said, Is it something like Wikipedia?

February 6, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @cfnoble: The only thing bad about Chinese New Year: it takes me a couple weeks to stop writing "Year of the Tiger" on all my checks.

February 6, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Jan25voices: AJA: Reporting #Gamal #Mubarak (President's Son) has just resigned as head of the NDP. #Egypt

February 5, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A good samaritan, @missrogue? What's so surprising about that?! http://www.youtube.com/watch...

A good samaritan, @missrogue? What's so surprising about that?! http://t.co/5ti4ANF

February 1, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

On the train for a weekend at Mohonk with Katy's family.

January 22, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

LivingSocial deal: Get a $20 Amazon gift card for $10 - http://livingsocial.com/deals...

January 19, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I changed caps lock to control, and does my computer listen? No! Every time I switch keyboards, it switches back. Cock.

January 15, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @lloydi: Aw, Pete Postlethwaite. RIP, Mr Kobayashi :( #fb

January 3, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share