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Jake Lsewhere

Jake Lsewhere

I am a nocturnal geek, aspiring writer, with a number of unfinished manuscripts, book lover, hobbyist astronomer and lover of all things science and technology.
Genomics: Panda blood could hold the secret to the next generation of antibiotics(via @io9) - http://io9.com/5972363...
Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied? - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
via laughingsquid: Cthulhu Slippers So, guys… my birthday is in about a month… just sayin’… - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
via laughingsquid:
 
Cthulhu Slippers
 
So, guys… my birthday is in about a month… just sayin’…
Curious George Goes To A Costume Party - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
So, this is what I get for ordering books from a goofy newagey mail-order book-club like “One Spirit”. I ordered “Neuroscience for Dummies”; “Quantum Man” a biography of Richard Feynman by Lawrence Krauss; “The Quantum Universe” by Brian Cox; “Hallucinations” by Oliver Sacks; and a Night Sky Atlas… So what do they send as my “free gift” for... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
ignatius-m: anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone Intriguing. 96,000 personalized recommendations is one hell of a feat, I wannna-needta-gotta see if it they’re... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
skepticalavenger: we-are-star-stuff: loveandmolecules: chamlurve: i believe this belongs to my blog, it’s a princess bubblegum thing. SCIENCE Science! But what IS that stuff??? Stephen didn’t explain, in the episode, what the red sand that floats is made of, but he did explain that the blue sand was treated with that Scotch Gaurd spray-on... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
skepticalavenger:
 
we-are-star-stuff:
  
loveandmolecules:
  
chamlurve:
  
i believe this belongs to my blog, it’s a princess bubblegum thing.
  
SCIENCE
  
  
Science!  But what IS that stuff???
 
Stephen didn’t explain, in the episode, what the red sand that floats is made of, but he did explain that the blue sand was treated with that Scotch Gaurd spray-on waterproofing stuff you can buy for shoes.
 
A quick googley yeilds several videos demonstrating how to make your own, like this one.
 
 
And really, watch QI (if you don’t yet), its both hysterically funny and often insightful.
I say we all wear red shirts on December 21, 2012. So at least if we die, we die as Mr. Gene Roddenberry intended. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
benetherington: loveincolororg: Printable Salvation Army protest vouchers. They read: This holiday season I am supporting organizations that do not discriminate in any way against people based on sexual orientation, gender identity, or any other reason. I will not donate to the Salvation Army until the organization ceases to discriminate against... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
benetherington:
 
loveincolororg:
  
Printable Salvation Army protest vouchers. They read:
  
This holiday season I am supporting organizations that do not discriminate in any way against people based on sexual orientation, gender identity, or any other reason. I will not donate to the Salvation Army until the organization ceases to discriminate against the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer community in hiring, firing and promotion, and in the provision of benefits.
   
I was thinking about printing something similar to this. This will do nicely, thanks.
 
I’m kind of dubious that stuffing these things into the kettle will do anything in the long run. But its a nice and cathartic gesture. Just be sure to follow up by donating to some actually worth-while charities.
Just some odd little thing that materialized a few minutes ago. - Jake Lsewhere
goodreasonnews: skepticalavenger: ice-jade: LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD. YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS. SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED. ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW. WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN. Face Palm = Face Palm What? That’s what all that means, ROFL. And yes, I meant, RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. facepalm = From... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
The Salvation Army is the Chick-fil-A of charities. Don't give to them! - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
kalanthil: skeptv: Mysterious ‘Mini’ Supermassive Black Hole Spotted Astronomers using the Chandra X-ray space telescope have spotted a low mass black hole in the middle of a galaxy (NGC 4178) that was not expected to host any. by Video From Space. Very cool. I wonder what eventually happens to blackholes. Do they eventually “burn out” or do they... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
invaderxan: We are all made of starguts… - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
invaderxan:
 
We are all made of starguts…
Today in Fandom Ruins Science Forever… - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
faerieboyprincess: everythingisterribledude: wooitsnate: bubblleigh: laurensnothere: whoslucy: £28 $3. $3. THREE FUCKING DOLLARS. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. AM I THAT BORING. HOLY SHIT. WOW. $34.50 ha.. woah $40 Huh, I was expecting much less. $48.50 well alrighty then $73 haha oh man So, um, yeah … *cough* … $99.5 And there’s only $113 total... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
faerieboyprincess:
 
everythingisterribledude:
  
wooitsnate:
  
bubblleigh:
  
laurensnothere:
  
whoslucy:
  
£28
  
$3. $3. THREE FUCKING DOLLARS. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. AM I THAT BORING. HOLY SHIT. WOW.
  
$34.50 ha.. woah 
  
$40
Huh, I was expecting much less. 
  
$48.50
 
well alrighty then 
  
$73 haha oh man
 
So, um, yeah … *cough* … $99.5
 
And there’s only $113 total possible. :|
I love these posters. “Solving problems in space helps people on Earth.” - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
I love these posters. “Solving problems in space helps people on Earth.”
bowtied: digimage: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I understand this reference Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four. So the difference between a crow and a... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
bowtied:
  
digimage:
  
lizawithazed:
  
I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.
  
I understand this reference
  
Oh! Bird puns!
 
Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.
 
So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..
 
 
….a pinion.
  
Love bird puns.
visual-poetry: “why, where and how” by lola This is both beautiful, and a little sad, those poor innocent books. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
visual-poetry:
 
“why, where and how” by lola
 
This is both beautiful, and a little sad, those poor innocent books.
lacigreen: esta-noches: allonsytothetardis: lotsofcunts: swagworshipping: dollfacelovely: so-treu: thefemme-menace: omg i’m crying. OH MY GOD. omfG LOL IM CRYING I CAN’T BREATHE LMAO NOOOOOO DEAD. So THAT’S where it is. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
lacigreen:
 
esta-noches:
  
allonsytothetardis:
  
lotsofcunts:
  
swagworshipping:
  
dollfacelovely:
  
so-treu:
  
thefemme-menace:
  
  
omg i’m crying.
  
OH MY GOD.
  
omfG
  
LOL IM CRYING
  
I CAN’T BREATHE
  
LMAO NOOOOOO
  
DEAD.
 
So THAT’S where it is.
Play
via sageoflogic: Remember, Remember, this 5th of November… That you’re celebrating the attempted terrorist attack of a religious zealot. And that Guy Fawkes wasn’t an anarchist and was just used as a symbol of historical significance by a fictional one against a fictional totalitarian government that you will never fight against. Because you do... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
I’m sure that I’m not the first person to say this, but that building is begging to have the Eye of Sauron photoshopped onto it. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
I’m sure that I’m not the first person to say this, but that building is begging to have the Eye of Sauron photoshopped onto it.
“Are you sure Loki is the adopted one?” SOMEONE FINALLY MADE THIS FUCKING CONNECTION I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE Well, I’m convinced. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
“Are you sure Loki is the adopted one?”
  
SOMEONE FINALLY MADE THIS FUCKING CONNECTION
 
I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
  
Well, I’m convinced.
Re: Ann Arbor Science & Skeptics - Scientists Fair... - SkepTV - http://skeptv.net/post...
"Always glad to give a shout to local groups. Can't let just the big names have all the fun. :D" - Jake Lsewhere
ignatius-m: moratoriumfornow: mochixyura: bendingtheforce: I’m love, money, & intelligence. Love, intelligence, experience. success, experience, intelligence  Caul, cess, url. I always get the best words. XD Power, honesty… and pop. umm… - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
ignatius-m:
 
moratoriumfornow:
 
mochixyura:
  
bendingtheforce:
  
I’m love, money, & intelligence.
  
Love, intelligence, experience.
  
success, experience, intelligence 
 
Caul, cess, url. I always get the best words. XD
 
Power, honesty… and pop. umm…
skeptikitty: theoriginalspike: strixxvaria: miishakasha: littleartistan: r4dscare: ryanbutt: itsallsofuckingbeautiful: Klein bottles are inherently fascinating. An object that for all intents and purposes, that is utterly useless except in its ability to describe the failing of mathematics, and the human mind as a result. My dad bought me one for... - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
skeptikitty:
 
theoriginalspike:
  
strixxvaria:
  
miishakasha:
  
littleartistan:
  
r4dscare:
  
ryanbutt:
  
itsallsofuckingbeautiful:
  
Klein bottles are inherently fascinating. An object that for all intents and purposes, that is utterly useless except in its ability to describe the failing of mathematics, and the human mind as a result.
 
My dad bought me one for my twentieth, and I honestly believe it is the most amazing thing in human comprehension… Or out of it.
 
Klein bottles are constructed out of one side of glass. I’ll let that sink in for a second: it only has one; a singular side. Even more perplexing is the inability for human language or mathematics to come up with descriptive tense for it: due to mathematics failing when presented with a Klein bottle, it has no theoretical volume. Despite this, it can hold volume, even though it has none of its own.
 Even more confusing, is that it is technically a four dimensional object: an linear object that as you fill, defies physics and technically time itself. Being a single sided object, it is non orientable: imagine for example a piece of paper with only one side. if you look at the edge, Which side is the side faces left? Which faces right?
 The answer? Neither exists.
 
In all intents and purposes Klein a purely intangible: whilst it is possible to own one, it does not exist. Being entirely unfathomable in depth and volume, it technically encompasses all things: at this moment in time you are both inside and outside of every Klein bottle in existence. A step further highlights human fallibility even more: it is a four dimensional object, that is bound in three dimensions, disregarding the fourth.
 
The thing I like about Klein bottles is their simple complexity: entirely unfathomable yet entirely simple: it is just a mass of glass shaped to become itself. But it has no mass at all, and whilst you may use three grams of glass to make it, once it reaches that shape, it has no mass at all. This is the limit of human understanding. This is where we lose our knowledge, this is where every single thing we, you, and I know, means nothing. And it’s just a simple glass bottle. So simple, and yet so exquisitely, impossibly, outrageously complex.
 My Klein bottle both encompasses you, and you encompass it. But our minds cannot encompass anything.
 
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the true manifestation of the end of human understanding, more complex than infinite black holes: the Klein bottle. The only form in the world that both exists, and doesn’t.
 
I made this post to highlight a point I couldn’t explain but wanted to. Everything we know, everything we experience is subject to our own failings, or successes as they may be.
 
True understanding of the world, is to accept that we understand nothing, even understanding itself.
  
WHAT
  
  
BUT
 
HOW DO YOU USE IT?!
 
LIKE, HOW DOES THE LIQUID COME OUT?
  
NO SCREW THAT, HOW DO YOU GET THE LIQUID INSIDE IT?!
  
I give you a hamburger.
  
DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ START THAT
  
This messes with my head. I want one so I can see if I can make sense of it with my hands instead.
 
Somewhat related, today The Unspeakable Vault (of Doom) explored a handful of other “impossible” shaped objects.
Re: Beautiful Commercial, Ugly Reactions - http://www.patheos.com/blogs...
"I find it sadder that "now" means "for the last 250 years" to some people. http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl..." - Jake Lsewhere
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting Um… folks, don’t we already have that? They’re called toaster ovens. - http://jakelsewhere.tumblr.com/post...
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