Abigail: Daddy, can we setup the Christmas tree? Daddy: Well honey it's not Christmas time, but ya know what? It's almost Valentines day! That's when we by gifts for the people we love. Abigail: Daddy, I wonder... What does Santa want for Valentines Day? - http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post...
Wife: Can you take the back seat out of the van? Just be careful, I don't want you getting a hernia. Me: Honey, don't worry I'm way to lazy to actually exert myself enough to get a hernia. Wife: Yea, I guess your right. Me: . . . . - http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post...