"He peed on my fucking rug!" He fell asleep on the sofa and I made him go potty before I put him in bed. NONE of it made it *inside* the toilet. Oh well...at least he didn't wet the bed.
- Admiral Anika
I use this pet spray called "Urine Trouble" whenever Shelby has an accident!
- Andrizzle Gizzle
He peed on your rug, you pee on his bed. You gotta fight fire with fire.
- Joe Pierce
Potty training my boy was one of the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
- Jeremy (cropmarks)
"Mrs. Harry Bobbitt of Wichita, Kan., and her two children, Timmy, 10, and Cheryl, 6, are shown looking at the shattered window of their television in this 1954 photo. The Bobbitts could give no explanation for the mishap, which is a new twist to the story of mysterious windshield incidents across the country. The July 1954 edition of Popular Science addressed the shattering windshields phenomena: "In small towns and large cities alike, the pox followed a typical pattern: it would hit the town overnight, rage unchecked for four or five days, and then sweep elsewhere. The classic symptoms would be tiny pockmarks, ranging in size from a period to a dime, on car windshields. Occasionally, whole panels of auto glass would craze all over." Some people accused juvenile delinquents with BB guns. According to the magazine, "More imaginative heads put it to radioactivity, vibrations from supersonic planes, unfriendly acts by flying saucer personnel, and tiny glass-eating sea animals blasted up...
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- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
“To reiterate, Demi is a beautiful woman who needs no help from retouching. This was never about her, nor about retouching - I have no problem with either. Further, I feel bad that Demi is on defense - she should not have to defend other people's mistakes; W Magazine should be addressing this rather than her. Having said that, she did raise the stakes considerably yesterday by posting what she claims is the original unretouched shot, along with the accusation that ‘these people’ (presumably Xeni and me) are ‘bullshitting.’”
- Anthony Citrano
from Bookmarklet
So where does this sit now? I assume Anthony still has his $5000. Has Demi/W Magazine responded?
- Brian Sullivan
@Brian: W Magazine has said nothing beyond their original unattributed remarks to Jezebel; Mert & Marcus (the photogs) have said nothing (& I don't blame them); the celebutard blogosphere is alight with breathless speculation/anticipation; Demi has not responded to this round, no.
- Anthony Citrano
So I am guessing if there is no response from any of them (the likely situation) you will let sleeping dogs lie and claim "victory" ? Or are you game for stirring the pot somehow?
- Brian Sullivan
@Brian, it looks like it's getting far more interesting than I ever imagined it would...
- Anthony Citrano
The anticipation is gnawing away at me. ;-)
- Brian Sullivan
Why is it that these "issues" always seem to be as much about keeping the name of some self-aggrandizing "celeb-media" muckraker in the center of the spotlight as about the supposed "celebrity" who may or may not deserve to be part of the issue? "Demi's Hip-gate?" Seriously? In my humble opinion, self-styled and almost-by-default-self-important media reporters need to get a life! (And preferably one that lies outside of the super-hype echo chamber known as celebrity media.)
- Mark "DerBingle" J
@Mark - how would you have handled it differently, if you were in my shoes?
- Anthony Citrano
Anthony, sorry if my broadside was harsh. I don't pretend to know the details that led up to the initial post. Mostly my verbiage was directed at Perez Hilton, since I'm inferring that he was initially involved (?) and to this day I am at a loss as to how someone like him gets away with being a no talent @$$portal and injecting himself into the lives of people who actually may have some...
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- Mark "DerBingle" J
@Mark: no, it was I who was initially involved and I was the source of the original story that set off this massive furor. Perez wrote about it after my $5k offer to charity. But simply put, I will not stand idly by and have my credibility (& validity as a journalistic source) attacked by anyone. Demi Moore did that, and within a couple of hours the tide began to turn, with several...
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- Anthony Citrano
Alright Anthony. I spoke out of turn, and I apologize for that. I've never let a preponderance of facts get in the way of a good curmudgeonly rant, and it appears I did you an injustice. If what you say about your standards is true, then that lends hope to your profession where it has otherwise been sorely lacking, at least in my limited estimation. I don't claim to be up to speed where...
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- Mark "DerBingle" J
@Mark - no need to apologize, and please do *not* keep your opinions to yourself! Besides, I am a heavyweight champion of curmudgeonly rants. ;) [and welcomed the excuse to vent.]
- Anthony Citrano
And it just got significantly *more* weird yesterday. Right when I thought this non-story was over... again I say: stay tuned (busy summoning some courage at the moment.)
- Anthony Citrano
Doesn't sound good if you have to summon courage - hope it is all ok.
- Brian Sullivan
Comic books have long been the source of our imaginations and many games, movies and other forms of entertainment have been inspired by the wonderful characters found in comic books. DC Comics and Marvel comics are by far the most famous comics for many decades and most of the characters found in comic series have turned into cultural symbols. Of all these characters the ones that are listed below are international cultural symbols and they know no boundaries for such is their popularity. With Christmas fast approaching, why not have a Christmas party that is inspired by these comic characters? I am sure you would love to have a Christmas tree whose decoration has been inspired by characters from all those comic books that we read as kids. It would be a great tribute to not just those comics and characters from those comics, but a great tribute to our own childhoods and those memories which we still cherish. With that in mind, I am sure you would like to take a look at all these cool...
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- Sasha Kovaliov(.com)
from Bookmarklet
"Courtney Love has lost legal control of her daughter with late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge has awarded temporary guardianship of 17-year-old Frances Bean Cobain to Wendy O'Connor, her paternal grandmother, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, her aunt. No reason was given for the decision. The judge's decision comes ahead of the release of Love's latest album, Nobody's Daughter, which is expected early next year. The ruling was filed on Friday but the court papers in the case only gained attention on Monday. A representative for Love, 45, declined immediate comment."
- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
say what?..............who couldn't see that coming..
- VAL D. Zone
Oh, Courtney. I do hope ole Frances can piece some sort of life for herself despite her familial setbacks.
- Derrick
Does anyone ever stop and marvel over how much Frances Bean looks like her father?
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
I'll grant that I don't know either of them, but even if Courtney were Mom of the Year, the loss of a father at a very young age has to be tough.
- John E. Bredehoft
from fftogo
She should start a reality show with Eminem. Without having to listen to her album, I can tell you there might have been trouble with the title!
- elizabeth
I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner.
- James Ferguson
Wow she looks just like Kurt in the face and eyes! Eeeew i hate Courtney.
- orionstarr
If there was a problem, how did she keep custody for 17 years, and it seems too much of a coincidence that she looses custody, what, 4 months before the kid turns 18 and custody no longer is an issue? Sounds politically motivated to me, or at least very suspect.
- echostreamer
as others have said, the surprising part is that it took so long.
- tiffany
You then need to make juvenile movies and have a comic book store. Hire your future wife to play a small part in a movie then charm the fuck out of her.
- CW™
CW, I believe he met her before casting her in a movie. She interviewed him for USA Today.
- James Ferguson
James is right. She was interviewing him and he stalked her until she gave in. So twenty "no's" and a "yes" means yes. :D
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
from IM
James, thats cause KS is Teh Shit! Haggis on the other hand has no game what so ever, so he needs all the help he can get and casting a actress in a movie is one way to get them not to run away when he opens his mouth. ;) Sorry Haggis, but it had to be said. #JK! :D
- CW™
It's true though.. I have no game. Well, if you call staring awkwardly and stuttering a game, then I am the Milton Bradley of games.
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
from IM
"We've seen tons of Marvel/Disney mashups this year, but webcomics writer T Campbell and his Rip and Teri collaborator John Waltrip have taken the idea a step further, showing both companies' characters exploring their new relationship. [via Boing Boing]"
- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
For the last 10 years, I've cobbled together a fictional book about each boy using pictures from that year as a gift; this is 2009 for Alex. It has pictures of FFers in it and a typo for those keeping score at home
- RAPatton
For the last 10 years, I've cobbled together a fictional book about each boy using pictures from that year as a gift; this is 2009 for Michael
- RAPatton
As someone who grew up on the music of The Jacksons, this makes me sad. But I also can't stop thinking of The Tin Man crying in The Wiz going "A tee, a tee..."
- Derrick
omg, bwahahaa. for some reason when i look at jermaine's head i think of that australian phrase "throw it on the barbie!"
- cherylcoward
cheryl, that's a disgrace to shrimp everywhere. Not just in Australia.
- Derrick
"It used to be that computer viruses attacked only your hard drive. Now they attack your dignity. Malicious programs are rampaging through Web sites like Facebook and Twitter, spreading themselves by taking over people’s accounts and sending out messages to all of their friends and followers. The result is that people are inadvertently telling their co-workers and loved ones how to raise their I.Q.’s or make money instantly, or urging them to watch an awesome new video in which they star. “I wonder what people are thinking of me right now?” said Matt Marquess, an employee at a public relations firm in San Francisco whose Twitter account was recently hijacked, showering his followers with messages that appeared to offer a $500 gift card to Victoria’s Secret. Mr. Marquess was clueless about the offers until a professional acquaintance asked him about them via e-mail. Confused, he logged in to his account and noticed he had been promoting lingerie for five days. “No one had said anything...
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- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
I feel that a majority of the people I communicate with on Twitter and Facebook would find it odd enough to avoid anything I post if I suddenly started touting free underpants.
- James Ferguson
It was in the preview, so I don't consider it a spoiler
- RAPatton
from iPhone
Next week on a very special Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel rips off Buff's head while Xander and Spike eat her soul; how will Buffy get out is this one? <willow flashes on the scream chanting some pig Latin, while Faith defends her from legions of undead> tune in next week, same Buffy channel, same Buffy time!
- RAPatton
from iPhone
How'd I forget Dawn's in Danger! I think it was because Willow tapped into her magical essence leaving Dawn defenseless sending her ranting, "Giles, Buffy's stealing my magical essence again!" "what! I don't care if she can't come back from the dead without it! Why does she get everything!"
- RAPatton
from iPhone
TWOP has generally had a rule that whatever was shown on previews was fair game and not considered spoilers, but IIRC the Buffy forums had an exemption: even previews were considered spoilers.
- Andrew C
Would you have to use the spoilertag even for Dawn Danger? I mean wasn't the Dawn Danger Drinking Game the number source of team girls turning to AA?
- RAPatton
from iPhone
Topher is funny again; so far we are having a hunt for red Echo-tober
- RAPatton
from iPhone
Eliza kind of looks like she did in True Lies
- RAPatton
from iPhone
"LUNCH with a colleague from work should be a time to unwind - the most taxing task being to decide what to eat, drink and choose for dessert. For Rick Mabry and Paul Deiermann it has never been that simple. They can't think about sharing a pizza, for example, without falling headlong into the mathematics of how to slice it up. "We went to lunch together at least once a week," says Mabry, recalling the early 1990s when they were both at Louisiana State University, Shreveport. "One of us would bring a notebook, and we'd draw pictures while our food was getting cold." The problem that bothered them was this. Suppose the harried waiter cuts the pizza off-centre, but with all the edge-to-edge cuts crossing at a single point, and with the same angle between adjacent cuts. The off-centre cuts mean the slices will not all be the same size, so if two people take turns to take neighbouring slices, will they get equal shares by the time they have gone right round the pizza - and if not, who...
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- RAPatton
"The first proposes that if you cut a pizza through the chosen point with an even number of cuts more than 2, the pizza will be divided evenly between two diners who each take alternate slices. This side of the problem was first explored in 1967 by one L. J. Upton in Mathematics Magazine (vol 40, p 163). Upton didn't bother with two cuts: he asked readers to prove that in the case of...
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- RAPatton
News you can use; better lunches through geometry
- RAPatton
from iPhone
In an obvious attempt to appeal to a younger, hipper, more fashion-forward demographic, Lucasfilm has collaborated with New Era to release a series of Star Wars-inspired 59Fifty baseball caps. The geekdom includes 20 variations–everything from the classic Star Wars logo to Yoda to the ridiculous Chewbacca version. They went on sale yesterday, and range in price from $80.00-$100.00. Head over to New Era Japan to pick one up, and to ensure you’ll never get laid again. Unless you do, in which case you’ve found your soul mate.
- Derrick
*fabulous* although, i'd probably only give the time of day to guys wearing the logo or han frozen caps. the others are too over the top for me.
- Katie
Releasing Chrome for Mac without basic features like a bookmark manager is lame. Spinning it like this is even lamer: http://googlemac.blogspot.com/2009...
"We didn't include basic features every other browser has, but we know you didn't really want those, you wanted a feature that we can't describe without using three jargon words."
- Mark Trapp
I wish Google would put some "this entry is worthless" logic into its real-time search instead of showing everything, including irrelevant and information-less entries.
- Mark Trapp
A Twitter exec (I forget which) recently said they believed that 'the most recent result is the most relevant'. I couldn't disagree more. I think the value of realtime search is huge, but there is so much data there that could be used to score relevancy in a more sophisticated way than 'newest'. This just feels like it's a trendy me-too feature with little practical value. That said, I'm assuming this is just the 1.0 proof of concept and, like everything Google makes, it'll get much better over time.
- Kevin Fox
I hope so. I'd take a significant delay (up to a few minutes) in order to get more useful results. I wonder what the authority mechanism starts to look like, as something like PageRank seems to break down for new entries (not enough time for someone else to link back to the originating entry).
- Mark Trapp
I think entries from more popular people will be more meaningful, right?
- Gabe
I think reputation may be a good filter, but honesty, there's not a lot of information in most realtime messages outside of links. Resurrect USENET + real time search would be far more valuable. To this day, I still find valuable information in USENET. USENET was a global archive of what the public was talking about, the only difference (besides spam) was a) people wrote longer, more...
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- Ray Cromwell
"That major publishing event we mentioned earlier today? Well, here it is. Original stories featuring Batman and Superman in graphic novel form from the biggest creators out there. But these aren’t one-offs. We’re talking ongoing series of OGNs in a new continuity, on a new Earth. Sound appealing? Starting next year, DC Comics will unveil SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE and BATMAN: EARTH ONE, two graphic novels spotlighting the most powerful heroes of the DC Universe, with their first years and earliest moments retold in a standalone, original graphic novel format, on a new earth with an all-new continuity. "
- RAPatton
from iPhone
I love the original graphic novel idea instead of issues
- RAPatton
from iPhone
"Desperate parents try alternative therapies that aren't based in science and may hurt kids, an investigation finds. James Coman's son has an unusual skill. The 7-year-old, his father says, can swallow six pills at once. Diagnosed with autism as a toddler, he had been placed on an intense regimen of supplements and medications aimed at treating the disorder. He was injected with vitamin B12 and received intravenous infusions of a drug used to leach mercury and other metals from the body. He took megadoses of vitamin C, a hormone and a drug that suppresses testosterone. This complex regimen -- documented in court records as part of a bitter custody battle over the Chicago boy between Coman, who opposes the therapies, and his wife -- may sound unusual, but it isn't. Thousands of U.S. children undergo these therapies and more at the urging of physicians who say they can successfully treat, or "recover," children with autism, a disorder most doctors and scientists say they cannot yet explain or cure."
- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
"One in 100 U.S. children is diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder by age 8, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Though behavioral therapies can help, there are no cures for the disorder, which is characterized by communication problems, difficulties interacting socially and rigid, repetitive behavior."
- RAPatton