Jamie Kelly

Xanax would clean up with a package that said "In case of family drama, break glass."

It's been so long since I've been home for Christmas, holiday traffic almost makes me nostalgic. Almost.

Simpson’s writers called this the filthiest joke ever broadcast on TV. I didn’t get it. - http://jamietie.com/post...

@stevebuttry no, and should I ever need one, he won't have a Picksburgh accent.

The Picksburgh accent sounds like home to me, but I wouldn't want my brain surgeon to have one.

The Known Universe Scientifically Rendered For All to See | American Museum of Natural History News Via DF It’s everywhere, I know. But it’s so damn beautiful. - http://jamietie.com/post...

Riding with your 17-year-old brother driving the car is great exercise. My leg is going to be huge from pumping this imaginary brake pedal.

Ah, Pittsburgh for the holidays. Nothing lifts your spirits more than hearing: "Yinz have a Merry Christmas!"

Last Shot - Bangin’ - http://jamietie.com/post...

I think I need more sleep. I just wondered if the Christmas tree would miss us while we were gone.

The advantage to taking a 6 a.m. flight is that so few other people are stupid enough to take a 6 a.m. flight.

No sleep til (dun-uh, dun dun dun) Pittsburgh!

TED Blog: 10 TEDTalks to Download for the Holidays - http://blog.ted.com/2009...

via i.imgur.com For all the East Coasters still snowed in… - http://jamietie.com/post...

I must admit to being a little disappointed that there is no use of algorithms to decide placement on the homepage. With the popularity of the service and the number of articles being bookmarked, it seems like the perfect opportunity to provide personalised quality articles to its users rather than simply offering what the best of someone’s “good... - http://jamietie.com/post...

The least essential albums of 2009 | Music | Best of | The A.V. Club A highlight: Various artists Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions Of Guns N’ Roses Amazingly, these are not just downloaded MIDI files fed into GarageBand. Someone actually sat down and recorded neutered versions of “Welcome To The Jungle” and 11 other GNR tunes with “soothing... - http://jamietie.com/post...

Holiday travel tips for parents: Quell back-seat disputes by threatening your kids with NPR news.

(via carlovely) I bought a print of this at the Museum of Modern Art in Dublin and it’s now above my computer. - http://jamietie.com/post...

lonelysandwich: Lensmen: 1919 via Shorpy Why am I not this awesome? I need to work harder. - http://jamietie.com/post...

@AnnieR hooray! And mazel tov!

mich3lle: If you are real, then I will use you as my only PC. Sadly, I realized after I posted this that it’s not even a one-off example; it’s just a render. Which sucks. It makes me think about getting better with metal working. - http://jamietie.com/post...

The Complete Inflight Wi-Fi Cheat Sheet [Chart] - http://jamietie.com/post...

@mimijohnson Happy Birthday!

My father-in-law unwraps presents like Bert from Sesame Street.

Getting ready to see @johnsonliz become Liz, Esq.

Liz is graduating from law school today! - http://jamietie.com/post...

12 Vintage Portable Televisions Make You Glad To Be Alive in 2009 - Portable Media - Gizmodo Um, false. These TVs are (mostly) gorgeous examples of industrial design, whereas your average HDTV looks the same as all other HDTVs. - http://jamietie.com/post...

I know that I don’t have a picture of my face for my avatar, but doesn’t that look a bit ridiculous? - http://jamietie.com/post...

Best & Worst Lists - The Top 10 Everything of 2009 - TIME - http://www.time.com/time...

Star Wars Weather Enter a city and get the current conditions, whether it’s like Hoth, Endor, Tatooine, Naboo, or some other planet in the Star Wars universe. Enter a city it doesn’t have listed, and the result will be Alderaan, meaning not there. - http://jamietie.com/post...