Rules: Grab the book nearest you. Right now. Turn to page 56. Find the fifth sentence. Post that sentence here. Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.
- Shey
"The art direction and design follows on from this with simple, clean layouts, a subtle color palette, and the use of Helvetica and Univers typefaces." -- Innovation in Magazine Design
- Shey
So, at any given time there are at least five copies of my database that are no more than three days old or so.
- Rob Diana
In other words, DTML uses tags to do its work.
- Brian Sullivan
Exodus 9:25 - "All over Egypt the hail struck down every living thing in the open, including all the people and the animals."
- tehKenny
Genesis 43:7 Do you have another brother?
- Jasmin Smith
If you select the Do no respond to unknown client computers option, the RIS server will only respond to prestaged clients.
- Eric
"The children waste 30 minutes dawdling and 10 minutes arguing." (I can't believe this sentence is in a book on C# programming.)
- Morton Fox
"If you don't have a financial safety net, you can end up selling an investment that you've worked hard for." --Investing For Dummies 1997
- Rah-PM 2012
Michael descended the last two steps as if sliding on a track, her blade glaring savage green-white as she cut air. (Whiskey & Water by Elizabeth Bear)
- Nine
"In Battle, there are not more than two methods of attack- the direct and indirect; yet these two in combination give rise to an endless series of maneuvers."
- Aaron Krug
Nahmanides, in the year 1250, described the process with uncanny accuracy: the initial creation produced an entity so thin it had no substance to it.
- FFing Enigma
"The book begins with a section titled 'How to Look Things Up,' which includes a reference to an online index at <www.gregg.com>."
- Micah
"aturdimiento m. confusion, bewilderment" (the nearest book was my Spanish/English medical dictionary)
- Shannon Jiménez
I googleized this challenge (1st result, 5th sentence), which came up with "* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions." http://www.google.com/search...
- Micah
"At the close the motto chord gives way to pure F-sharp major, which, in light of what has gone before, sounds bizarre and surreal." - Alex Ross' "The Rest is Noise."
- George Kelly
"I've had an accident... Mialem wypadek."
- Tinfoil 2.0
"With an undresser, they take their clothes off at every possible moment."
- Far
For more information about dealing with pipeline input in your own scripts, functions, and script blocks, see Recipe 10.7, "Access Pipeline Input." (From "Windows PowerShell Cookbook" by Lee Holmes).
- Tommy Williams
Calvin "Any monsters under my bed tonight??" /Under Bed "Nope!" "No!" "Uh-uh." /Calvin "Well there'd better not be! I'd hate to have to torch one with my flame thrower!" / Hobbes "You have a flame thrower?" Calvin "They lie. I lie"
- SteVe C
The closest book is my husband's Demosthenis Orationes--In GREEK. I can't do it.
- MiniMage, enterRUPPted
"From the standpoint of methodology, the image of a unified, rational state is a realist assumption, not a description of the actual world." No, I don't have kids.
- Michelle Darnell
It's a God damn, well I declare, have you seen the like? -- Grateful Dead Anthology.
- Thomas Hawk
Grabbed the nearest book... Turns out page 56 is BLANK! Blank! What are the odds?
- Carlos Granier-Phelps
"Whether a verb is used to link words or to express action depends on its meaning in a sentence." Holt Handbook - Mastering the California Standards in English-Language Conventions.
- Leo Laporte
This is what the Lord has commanded, 'Gather of it every man as much as he should eat; you shall take an omer apeice according to the number of persons each of you has in his tent." - NASB Bible
- Hal
"The general formula is now figure dependent so applicable to whatever arrangement of letters as labels to resistor elements." - The ECE Handbook, Excel Academic Council 2007
- Philip V.
"Apa ini buku saudara?" (Is this your book? In Indonesian)
- David Adam
" 'Right, who's causing it - who knows what could happen.' " - Grave Peril, Jim Butcher
- Chris Maughan
Motors require no maintenance, and should operate indefinitely without attention.
- ThePicMan
For Pharaoh will say of the people of Israel, "They are wandering in the land; the wilderness has shut them in." ESV bible
- Tommy Garwood
"However, this presents a problem because the Media Master controls on the client side use DCOM, which requires a security token before it allows a connection to the client,"
- JCunwired
'"We've all killed others in our minds, " Tessa laughed, "but they don't serve wine in American prisons. How horrid."'
- Trish Haley
"This is why we wrap the code in a while to pick a new random number and try again."
- Scott (Honey Boo-Boo!)
"Her family was even wealthier than the Schneiders."
- Jandy
"Add the stock, tomato purée, Worcestershire sauce, 8 gingersnaps, onions, and garlic."
- Shey
"tures a health-care professional wearing a stethoscope and apparently counseling a patient." (verbatim from the top of page)
- Micah
"Enjoy 15% off all bistro meals on presentation of a valid voucher located in the voucher section of this book"
- Bryce Roney
"If no LAN cable is attached to the motherboard, the Status fields of all four pairs of wires will show Open and the Length fields show 0m, as shown in the figure above."
- Ken Sheppardson
The responsibility of community management does not necessarily need to lie in the hands of a single individual.
- Rob Diana
Technically, the nearest book to me was an open PDF: 'We’ve seen that value bindings have to be treated specially, if we want every valid F# code to be an expression.'
- Akiva
"The 1935 Streamline Moderne Hepburn Building is located on the north side of the studio lot."
- Drew
"They don't become intelligent, because they lack the biological, neuron-centered pathway in which a human child masters herself and the physical world." (on machines' capacity to develop artificial intelligence, from "Stage 2: The Student" in Bruce Sterling's "Tomorrow Now")
- George Kelly
We guess that the solution is O(n), and we try to show that T(n) <= cn for an appropriate choice of the constant c. (Introduction to Algorithms, yeah goin hard-core old school today.)
- Rob Diana
Well damn, I guess I'll have to grab the second closest book, because mine is the same as Rob's.
- Jimminy, CoG of FF
Would you believe it? Page 56 is blank! Blank, I tell you, blank! (Look up through this thread and you'll find that the other book I tried, many moons ago, had the same issue.)
- Carlos Granier-Phelps
Ok, book 2. "One can find plenty of 'counterevidence' to the points in this book, the best being that newspapers are excellent at predicting movie and theater schedules." The Black Swan, The Impact of the HIGHLY IMPROBABLE by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
- Jimminy, CoG of FF
Jimminy, why are you reading Intro to Algorithms?
- Rob Diana
Rob, I use it as reference for data structures, it sits on the corner of the table beside me at all times.
- Jimminy, CoG of FF
ah, ok. That makes sense. Very similar reasoning here. Need to review some advanced structures for some work.
- Rob Diana
"But on Monday, first thing, you can call a towing service about your car"
- Nathalie
"The conclusion he reached as an eight-year-old child, entirely on his own, was to contribute to his lifelong hypochondria."
- Ken Morley
Rob, what edition, I just opened mine and it's different, 2nd Ed. here. "Fibonacci numbers are related to the golden ratio ϕ and to it's conjugate Φ, which are given by the following formulas: ϕ = (1+sqrt(5))/2 = 1.61803... Φ = (1-sqrt(5))/2 = -.61803... " I guess I should have checked the book first. Your line doesn't come up until page 65, line 14 in it. Heh
- Jimminy, CoG of FF
"But you took the money, babe," Pell said. - Futureland by Walter Mosley, "The Greatest"
- Renee Hendricks
Jimminy, I believe I have the first edition, with only three authors.
- Rob Diana
Oh, so THAT's where this started. And oh look, Jumminy's still reading the same math book :-)
- Slippy
"But when asked about domestic beers, one of Rockslide's bartenders is famous for pointing at the tanks in the glass-walled room next to the bar and remarking: "It really doesn't get much more domestic than that."
- Eric
Oh arrgh, this be pleasin' to me eye
- Paul Roberts
'(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza.) This official White House photograph is being made available for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way or used in materials, advertisements, products, or promotions that in any way suggest approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House. '
- Kate Foy
President Barack Obama "meets" with speechwriter Cody Keenan, who dressed as a pirate for an Oval Office photo taken for use in the President's humorous speech to the White House Correspondents Association dinner May 9, 2009. "But as I said during the campaign, we can't just talk to our friends. As hard as it is, we also have to talk to our enemies, and I've begun to do exactly that," the President said in his speech.
- tehKenny
Which just proves one thing Barack Hussein Obama is a Motherfucking Ninja.
- tehKenny
There's a bug in there. Where's the if statement immediately inside the if still_not_Crashed condition that checks "If(bootLog.BootsSinceLastCrash >2), throw new BSOD();".
- The Fat Oracle
funny - but i've never had a problem with Vista - in fact I'm a Mac owner who LOVES vista. take that
- andy brudtkuhl
Caption This: "Hello. Um, Mr. Gere sir? I found this orange thing during my last, well, 'spelunking' trip, and thought it might belong to you."
- Morgan
L4S: think of the horrors this little pomster fella has seen. The poor innocent guy, wakes up one morning, all fuzzy and cute. Then he's thrown in to a roller coaster world of drug abuse, sex slavery and basic cable tv watching. I shudder to think about what his dark, beady eyes have seen. He's probably seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate...
- Morgan
I finally had an opportunity to use the Richard Gere Ass Gerbil story and core Bladerunner quotes in one social situation!! FINALLY! WOW, that took like almost 10-11 years to come along! I win the grand prize! Yay me!
- Morgan
"Paperwhite studio wants you to depart from the cliche Valentines sentiment and find out the real things we use as a measuring stick for love. Help us fill in the blank."
- Jonathan Kong
"Those who are inspired by a model other than Nature, a mistress above all masters, are laboring in vain. - Leonardo Da Vinci"
- Seth Greenblatt
from Bookmarklet
I'm only asking because I have my hand in the container looking for buttered popcorn and toasted marshmallow. What's your favorite and most hated Jelly Belly flavor. I dislike any coffee flavored.
Most liked...Pear and black licorice. Not a big fan of the cotton candy or popcorn...and -100 point for calling Jelly Bellys jelly beans, Tyson.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
I don't like any of them. They all feel? taste like? wax to me.
- Derrick
Loved: Cheesecake, mango, kiwi, pear & peach. Hated: licorice, banana, coffee, grape, and lemon. I just remembered that I have a neglected box just 4 feet away from me. Oh yes, I can only eat the two you mentioned, if I have cheesecake & pear, otherwise, I can't hang.
- Anika
"Mike & Ikes" are pretty good (I like the cherry flavour ones)
- Tyson Key
There's something wrong with your tastebuds if a Jelly Belly tastes like wax. And calling a Ferrari a car is an insult to a Ferrari. Just like calling a Jelly Belly a jelly bean is an insult to Jelly Bellys...they are far superior.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Not a big fan of the vomit flavor. I quite like watermelon, tangerine, juicy pear, licorice.
- Jeremy Brooks
Are you looking for those because you like them or hate them? I can't stand either of the two named flavors. I, uh, like the red and blue ones, though.
- Jordan Hofker
My favorite is Dr Pepper, and I hate popcorn and coffee.
- Bryan Clark
My favorites are cherry and popcorn. I hate cinnamon and black licorice.
- Beau Liening
Has anyone tried JBs? They're like M&Ms with Jelly Belly flavores
- Robert Hafer
I LOVE the most hated. popcorn, marshmallow, peanut butter, licorice. I HATE coffee, tutti-fruitie and strawberry daiquiri. Anika - we are taste bud twins (never tried cheesecake) Robert - what the heck is a JBs?
- @CrystalinaB
JBs are a little larger than a M&M and the candy shell is flavored. Like chocolate and Jelly Bellies together.
- Robert Hafer
Yum Robert. I'll keep my eye out for them. They must be in selective stores only because I've never come across them as much as I'm in a candy aisle.
- @CrystalinaB
FINALLY. So annoyed at the duplicate contacts for different emails for the same person.
- Anika
sunnova!!! I just manually did this with about 25 contacts a couple of weeks ago. GRRRRRR this would have been so useful.
- Neil Bernhart
Oh, Neil. I know what you mean. I merged a few of my email accounts into a few more. One account, I merged 4 email accounts and did it manually too. 623 contacts. It took me 6 days. When I got to my other gmail account, I started and then decided there must be an app, so it's been 2 months and I've only merged 7 contacts so far on that one.
- Anika
Gmail address book has always annoyed me. Hopefully this will make it a bit better
- Peter Efland
"A New Yorker would have to make $123,322 a year to have the same standard of living as someone making $50,000 in Houston. In Manhattan, a $60,000 salary is equivalent to someone making $26,092 in Atlanta. You knew it was expensive to live in Manhattan, but Queens? The report tagged Queens the fifth most expensive urban area in the country. The average monthly rent in New York is $2,801, 53% higher than San Francisco, the second most expensive city in the country."
- Derrick
from Bookmarklet
So true - didn't think I could have sticker shock coming from the SF Bay Area but I did. Big time.
- Maria Niles
Ouch!!! I wonder how other cities compare like Chicago. Chicago is pretty expensive but by no means as expensive as NY. I think San Francisco has to be #2 for the most expensive, right?
- Grant Gochnauer
28oo is average. Average. 2800 in LA would get you an awful lot.
- Jason Toney
Ya if I wasn't dating I would be eating cup-o-noodels everyday.
- Mona Nomura
Mona, if I weren't married, I would buy you Cup O Noodles on our dates.
- Louis Gray
This is what I've been saying all along. And these same middle-class New Yorkers get shut out of economic stimulus tax rebates every time because they're over the $75K income cap.
- Morton Fox
I would love to see a study like this done in some pockets of LA.
- Brandon
Crybabies. Go build your own log cabin in Wyoming. Oh yeah, homesteading ended 150 years ago along with this failed pre-industrial capitalist robber-baron model. http://tr.im/plusplus
- michael silverton
@tiff, I check NYC apartment listings too! Glad it's not just me.
- Andrew C (✓)
It gets even worse if you do rent per sq. foot. Those places are TINY!
- Jeanine W.
2Gs for rent I just cannot even process. I know I'm in North Cack, but I could have 3 homes w/1500 sf for that.
- Ms_Krista
But that's a ridiculous condo bubble - rents in Vancouver are a little more reasonable.
- Andrew C (✓)
But if you - like most of these people - owe $3M on a home worth $2M, you're not a homeowner at all. Bugs me how that word is thrown around.
- Anthony Citrano
Check out this related discussion about bank executives in NYC having hardships when being asked to live on $500k a year: http://friendfeed.com/e...
- Tamar Weinberg
Ha, and I consider Houston expensive. God, I love San Antonio.
- Rob H.
They need one of these signs in front of the Safeway near my house. Apparently the RED CURB isn't enough of a giveaway that there is no parking allowed directly in front of the store!
- Jeff P. Henderson
1. Begin with a traditional firm handshake 2. Keeping your hand clasped with your buddy, wrap the left arm around the shoulder of your friend. 3. Slap your friend’s back two times. The back slap is key. Somehow hitting your fellow man makes the hug more manly. 4. Release embrace.
- Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど
Yeah, that's how guys hug, hugging + hitting :p As a girl I was told to hug guys with one arm around the shoulder area and one arm around the torso and not both arms around the neck which is teh "boyfriend" hug
- Zulema ⋅ spicy cocoa tart
I've known women who have told me that when guys hug them and their hand touches their bra it makes them uncomfortable. so, i always try to make sure my hand doesn't go there.
- Jason Shultz
from twhirl
@alfredo, sometimes you can even skip #2. just give the pound, and then lean in a little. minimal contact.
- chrisofspades
i dont hug guys. am i missing something?
- Chris Hofmann
I'm not even going to say anything for fear of screwing up the curve.
- Derrick
I huge guys all the time, but almost always described in the first comment.
- Rodfather
I like to keep my emotional distance, so I only give one back slap
- Richard Lawler
Rod, I love secure straight guys who hug guys like me cause well...you're straight. It's a freakin' hug, not a marriage proposal (thanks Prop 8!) *shrug*
- Derrick
Why are straight American guys so uptight about hugging on another? Sad. I'm not a hugger, but that's because I just like touching people.
- Anika
lol im not uptight just because i dont feel the urge to hug guys :P
- Chris Hofmann
why dont you give me a "good" reason why i should hug a guy if i dont feel it? to impress girls?....weeeell
- Chris Hofmann
I always wondered if the dynamic is different depending on the genders as well. For me, we are all women. In the middle of two women is hard. My sisters don't even talk anymore.
- Shevonne
okay, that's creepy. i'm an only child, an "intensified" first born. i am doomed. but on the positive side i am likely to compulsively organize your closet for you, so there's that.
- Marie
i'm the middle child of three boys, all born almost exactly three years apart. article says of mids: "A middle child can be: a loner, quiet and shy, sociable, outgoing, friendly, laid-back, a peacemaker, aggressive, very competitive, or not at all. (Basically unpredictable.)" Wow! this article has me pegged. I'm ALL those things. .LOLz
- .LAG liked that
It was suggested by friend on Kwippy.com that I run in 2012, so long as I pick a "hottie like Sarah". I said that I would tap Mona and our campaign slogans would be "OMG KITTENS!" and the crowd would chant "O RLY" and we would yell back "YA RLY!" and every time we were attack in an ad our response would simply be "SRSLY? LOL!".
- Neal "thePuck" Jansons
I remember a Car Talk episode where Click and Clack had Martha Stewart on and she explained how to roast a chicken on your carbuerator - you would have to drive from LA to Los Vegas to do it.
- Martha
Real men don't cook. They heat things in various ways, some less than safe, or find a girlfriend or mother figure to cook for them.
- Andrew Leyden
Mona: THAT is not a flamethrower. :D
- Steven Perez
Shame on me, Steven. SHAME ON ME! ;)
- Mona Nomura
I can boil an egg with a coffee percolator, the on the stove one obviously but also with the drip brew coffeemaker. :)
- Daniel W. Crompton
If you send an emoticon but only you understand it, is that good? I gave up on most smileys except the wink. An usually my friends don't get it. Sigh. ;-) Oh, I mean, :-c
- Shawn Thompson
:D Nice touch with the ":-c". I shared this 'cause a lot of the time I run into some strange ones so this is for times like that. Also sharing this will help awareness and more people will start using it too so that's a bonus.
- vijay
I see "pursing lips" but where are the "bitch lips"?
- Laura Norvig
"The most apt visual metaphor for the crisis yet. I'm not sure that it isn't literally true. After all, Charlotte is a banking center, and 23 of the passengers worked at Bank of America alone. I'd say that the passengers in the 12 first-class seats at the front of the plane were disproportionately likely to be bankers, no?"
- vijay
from Bookmarklet
oh man. lol. I think we can laugh at it now since everyone made it out safely.
- Alan Le