Jared Woods - FriendFeed

Stuck in the Telstra Customer Service maze trying to get mum's new mobile to work. This could be a while.

12 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Driving my mum to a ceremony this afternoon - hopefully the weather holds out!

12 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer Yeah bro. I'd like to see guttenberg beached as.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer 2013? Enough to keep the dream alive, but not enough to tip the scales into the Guttenberg-apocalypse.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why does my iPhone autocorrect 'been' to 'Bern' when I'm drunk and not paying attention?

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer Short Circuit would have Bern peaking too soon. This seems like a conservative approach to this new Guttenberg world order.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer Any decade that starts with Steve Guttenberg rollerskating through Manhattan is okay by me.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy New Year! May 2010 bring you the love, luck and laughs you so richly deserve!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee Happy New Year!!!!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee I'm saddened by your lack of available kisses. This economy is screwing us all. I hope your NYE is awesome nonetheless.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cocktails. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee Sassy won't give you midnight kisses.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If self-obsession were an Olympic sport, you could have played for Australia. How dull and how droll at the... http://doctorjazz.tumblr.com/post...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rperdio I didn't, and it's one of 2009's greatest regrets.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rperdio A nice idea. I'm too old for the midnight revelry now. Plus they don't let me on the podiums with my Zimmer frame. OH&S issues.. ;)

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Discursions The answer is blanks. It's not as good as your Christmas 'equation' though. Best. Opening. Ever.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: I'm not saying I'm cool, but the Titanic just swerved to avoid me. (he's wearing Ed Hardy).

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rperdio Sun-drenched cocktails in the afternoon, the evening is an enigma. You?

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Reciprocity. Sarchophagous. Sesquipedalian. Zugzwang. #wordsilike

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pusillanimous #wordsilike

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Alliaceous #wordsilike

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee I am - unless you meant that as a cacophemism...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lordlamington A cake-istocracy is certainly more palatable

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee Aristarchy - government by the best-qualified citizens.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee @middleclassgirl @lordlamington @gilfer I like uxorious. pernoctation and defibrilate

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer Also concovation, galactophage and conquistador. good words to say

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@airliebee It certainly isn't an aristarchy, little bee. :)

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gilfer kakistocracy #wordsilike

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ashleypratt The D series are a good camera, there's no denying it. And Hobart's nice this time of year. Sounds like wins all around!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ashleypratt New house, trips to Perth, more photography - a panoply of delights. And you? Success at every turn, I hope?

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