"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I'll give 'er all I've got, captain!"
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
"Speak now or forever hol--" "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
- Paul Reynolds
No No I converted my wife before we married it can be done, once they turn they never go back.
- John D Reasor
We've decided that we can't get married until we can afford to have Patrick Stewart officiate. Because "Make it so." is about a thousand times better than "You may now kiss the bride."
- James (@willia4)