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@chris_pez I'd find a picture but I'm too lazy. Imagine a neckbearded tool polishing the brass lanterns on his wooden rocket-tricycle.
@arthabaska It was plenty in 1985
I'd like a work PC with more than one whole jibbanut of ram in it.
Whoa. Yeah, the _latest_ test I could find was on the 18th. #cramcramcram
Seriously, are we still on steampunk? How bout something new? My idea: Scrotepunk. Everything has sacks that expand when warm. #scrotepunk
Remember ladies - if you enjoy sex you're a slut who should be shamed/excluded. http://www.metafilter.com/87342... #themoreyouknow
@overb7 Nah, I tend to label my NSFW shit as such. This is just... I dunno. Depressing?
AT&T to Urge Wireless Customers To Use Less Data - http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post...
Everyone is an idiot and I'm glad that people like Black Matrix are bilking them so they don't have enough money left to bother me. - Aaron Walker
My parents eat dinner senior-citizen early. #5pmdinnerdatesftl
@dylanorion ME EITHER! But apparently there's tons of Gypsy rules. Totally lame. Back to my old plan: Somali pirate.
Scheduling my VCP exam. I am outrageously worried.
Late to the party, but totally trying to get the scoop on @30hourday
@missburrows I think any outfit that has a thongline that stretches the entire length of your spine is gonna be faaaabulous.
@KatieMaesMama VMWare Certified Professional. Pretty awesome but got a short timeline to get it done.
@Heatheryray VMWare Certified Professional. I've gotta take it before the end of the year because they're going to a new version. #muststudy
My coworker is apparently a gypsy law expert. #gypsylawyer
@kiala I suggest two but taken with a nice bottle of Syrah.
Damn, just found an old indy comic I liked. The quality has... collapsed is maybe too mean. Suffered. We'll just put it that way.
This is me testing pending tweets FROM THE ANCIENT PAAAAST.
@labspaz Dont be sad sweetie.
I'm gonna buy myself a Hood Thong with my christmas money - http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogtow...
Also why do I have to select which account I'm posting from every time? Default options, bitches.
OK, so HootSuite is pretty awesome on the web but the iPhone app is fiddly as shit.
@crackbarbie Can you at least grab him and stuff him in your mouth?
Who just fixed the dryer using standard "Cram a penny in there" methodology? (a: @jarvitron)
Trying to figure out which iphone twitter apps support lists. Looks like Tweetie 2.1 and Hootsuite?
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