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.@PuzzlerT Indeed! He seemed adamant that I had purloined his tailored woollen neckwear, even though my colleague & I ensured he had it!

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Wow, that's one way to find out they've altered your bus route...

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.@PuzzlerT Indubitably! A cad of the first water!If he'd've stuck to Queensbury rules by Jove he'd've come in for a lesson, what?Isn't it?

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Gadzooks! I was just nearly engaged in fisticuffs! With a rapscallion.

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Asking about Dubonnet & contemplating Motorhead. Standard night out.

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Where does the expression "as happy as a clam" come from?

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Errm @MagpiePants I think you'll find that the glide ratio of a badger is very poor indeed.

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Sunny Adelaide, here we come. “We”, being “me”, that is. Here me comes. There goes I. Etc. - http://jasonbstanding.com/2009...

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Mal Webb – You're Not Cool - http://www.last.fm/music...

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.@chiselwright Alas, outlook has sealed our fate, and no more do people appreciate nicely edited inline quoting.

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.@smange Just in time to head overseas.

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Cuisine (feeling haute, haute, haute) - http://jasonbstanding.com/2009...

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Interesting evening of hanky waving, free beer, and then semi-drunkenly patronising an Edinburgh winner. Which makes me a condescending tit.

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.@simonpegg +1 fo shizzle! Those F#7 to Bm progressions sound like they should jar, but don't. Great song. Nice raw intro lick too.

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#choons Halo by Porcupine Tree - crank it up to 11 and try not to lose your shit

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.@Glinner I've been responsible for a few Big Train DVD sales in .au : Love it. My housemate only has to say "Are you a duck?" & that's me.

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.@heppy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance - http://www.last.fm/music...

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I suspect @MagpiePants is about to make a loud noise when she reads this: http://www.chortle.co.uk/news...

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.@n8kowald Based on your results, I'm going for Chinese now as well! Nice one n8's m8s!

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Space is big. Really big. etc. http://www.phrenopolis.com/perspec...

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.@FrancoSays It appears to half-work for Motley Crüe, but not at all for Queensryche or Spinal Tap. Hüsker Dü don't even get a look in.

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Am quietly impressed: I just typed "motörhead" on my iPhone and it automatically put in the umlauts (or, rock dots, if you will).

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.@tiffstevenson It was rather fun, yes, even after discovering that my learned colleague was useless at headbanging.

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Hmm, locked out of GMail for "Unusual Account Activity"...! Now WTF do I do?! I wasn't doing anything unusual...

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.@glenrosie Err, the thing about alter egos Glen is that nobody's going to own up to having one, are they...

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Anyone wanna read about my tour of the Big Ben Clock Tower last week? http://jasonbstanding.com/2009...

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Enjoyed last night's Old Rope gig at The Phoenix - top comedy talent & great fun all round. Is Roisin Conaty the sister of Russell Brand?

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.@Mooley Kurt knows how to push your buttons - get him to wind you up, and if the telly comes on then you've probably swallowed the remote.

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@rljm sounds like a party! Starting to get a little concerned about the t-shirt thing now. Had a look on threadless today & started shaking.

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