All the world's problems are my fault. Does that make you feel happy? Heheh. Glad to help. - Robert Scoble

he's right you know. Bitter coffee? Scoble's fault - Bwana ☠ from fftogo

We really do need to blame Robert. Its so much fun - Dave Peck

my child is not fully potty trained, Scoble's fault - Nathan Eckenrode

iPhone doesn't support Flash, Scoble's fault - Robert Seidman

My sports team lost.. Scoble's fault - Dave Peck

My latest project isn't getting the attention it deserves... Scoble's what? - directeur

Can't find a Wii Fit. Scoble's fault. - Dana Franks from twhirl

my friendfeed is filled with pointless comments... oh wait, that is scoble's fault :) - Sam Pullara

Oh, I see a meme forming. Instead of all of those pictures saying FAIL, they'll say SCOBLE. - Justin Gardner

i caught my knee on the chair last Monday. Not saying it was anyone's fault, but having read this ... - Steven Livingstone-Pérez

Gas is a $1.50 a gallon again. Wish that was Scoble's fault! (Or somebody's!) - Jim Bergman

my neck is in knots from wanting to scream at the democrats. Scoble's fault - Karoli

Raining like cats and dogs in DC. Curse you, Scoble! - Andy Carvin

Just saw Twitter "Fail Whale." That's my fault. :-) - Robert Scoble

i dropped out of high school 10 years ago.. Scoble, it was you to blame for that! - Ralph Reijs

Aarrghh.. somebody just registered: http://blamescoble.com/ SCOBLESFAULT.COM is still free... - Dennis Goedegebuure

Wasting time reading stuff on FriendFeed - Scoble's fault! - Paul Steadman

When Scoble came to Austin for SXSW it was cool, now it's way to blasted hot... Scoble's fault! - Jim Cahill

Could Vista be Scoble's fault? - Mike Kavis

Space station toilet is stopped up. Scoble's fault? - Nancy Nally

Blast it! One of the bathroom sinks is Scobled! - Steve Woodruff

can't rent movies using front row on the mac mini hooked up to my tv. scoble's fault. - Chip Ramsey

Global warming? Damn Scoble's fault! - The Dude Dean

WWII? Scoble!! - The Dude Dean

The war on terror? Scoble's bad! - The Dude Dean

The war on drugs... - Robert Scoble

I forgot the "www" for my LinkedIn profile on my Moo cards... most definitely Scoble's fault. - Vince DeGeorge

Tornados in the Midwest? Gotta be Scoble. - Great Scott!

Blame Scoble for this URL: http://blamescoble.com/ - Robert Scoble

Florida gets half its delegate vote- blame scoble - Nathan Eckenrode

I've heard that Obama is denouncing Scoble, which Sharon Stone says is karma for all this being his fault. - Vince DeGeorge

corn-based ethanol. scoble's fault. - Chip Ramsey

add your own to http://BlameItOnScoble.com ! - Andres B

In other news, the United Nations Security Council met in emergency session today, following the discovery that all the world's problems are due to Robert Scoble. Members were sharply divided on the issue, some calling for economic sanctions, while others called for an immediate military response. The American Ambassador was quoted as suggesting that U.N. forces should "take off and nuke Half Moon Bay from orbit," adding that it was, quote, "the only way to be sure." - Karim

Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said that he hoped calmer heads would prevail. - Karim

The last Ice Age? Scoble's bad. - The Dude Dean

Vanilla Ice, Scoble's fault - The Dude Dean

The pirates vs ninjas thing, Scoble's fault - The Dude Dean