Jason Goldman - FriendFeed

I've had two mis-fired tweets today. Need twitter tantra.

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Walked through the very heart of Old Media today. They should figure out a way to monetize this tree. Maybe

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Alright, I'm keeping my Tree Monetization ideas to myself. But if I were in charge Christmas would come with a lot more noindex, nofollow.

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ronpepsi preach it, brother.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@JadeEmily congrats!

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Power Outlet of the Future Includes USB Ports - http://mashable.com/2009...

Saturday from Google Reader - Comment - Like - Share

Jenna Bilotta liked this

@ebenhewitt that's just crazy talk. Dude is fat and old.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ebenhewitt @tomwaits as Hamlet's Ghost and we have a deal. #allstarhamlet

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@SheckyGreen I've pondered this too. I think he wanted to prevent her name showing up on Caller ID.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nominations for R.Patts/K.Stew as Hamlet/Ophelia will result in disqualfication. #allstarhamlet

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Johnny Depp for Hamlet, Paul Giamatti for Polonius, Keanu for Horatio. #allstarhamlet

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

We're discussing our All-Star Fantasy Hamlet casting. Tilda Swinton for Gertrude! (And Hamlet.)

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Helena Bonham Carter is the best Ophelia I've seen but I'm giving the nod to Dakota Fanning. #allstarhamlet

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@loudMouthie yup, I agree, but she's old now. Still amazing tho'. #allstarhamlet

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy Holiday Party, Twitter! Even tho' I can't be there, I will embarassingly hook up with a co-worker in your honor.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Intermission at Hamlet. Just insanely good.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Jeremydpond awesome! I found out about the US draw from you. What's the Group of Death thing mean?

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ladyfox14 really real-time for real.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Haven't gotten a lot of traction for my new Twitter slogan: "We put the dash in real-time."

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@pankaj I like "We put the second dot in the ellipsis."

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ATTEXPRESS you raise a valid criticism.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@JoeSebok welcome to the future my friend.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This Notice of Proposed Escape Assessment is far less thrilling than the title would suggest.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@EvelynRogerson Ha! Yes. Missed opportunity.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This dinner conversation is all sub rosa. As in, we're tweeting each other from under the table.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@crystal don't think they've eaten at a restaurant before. Meal just got sent back bc she didn't know the pork shoulder would include pork.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

According to my email I have an urgent notice from JC Penny. This seems unlikely.

December 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Me and Miles - http://evhead.com/2009...

December 1 from Google Reader - Comment - Like - Share

Ruchira S. Datta liked this

@Muddledfud then that quote makes no sense. Take it up with Reuters.

December 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Tiger Woods ... whose fortune is estimated at $1 billion (6.6 billion pounds)." The two billions in this sentence mean different things.

December 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share