Jason P

Jason P

Librarian, podcaster, gamer geek, crimefighter
Anne and I recently encountered an online (comments thread) argument about the best girl scout cookie, in which someone said "Trefoils are a garbage cookie" and the rejoinder was "You're a garbage cookie." Now periodically one of us will tell the other apropos of nothing, "No, YOU'RE a garbage cookie."
In a similar fashion, we witnessed a little girl giving her grandparents fits at a restaurant one night. They had plied her with chicken fingers, ice cream, and all the gifts she could ever want. But when it came time to go home, she stood up in her chair and declared: "I DON'T GET TO DO NOTHIN'" over and over and over. It has become the battlecry of anyone around here trying to squeeze blood out of the proverbial turnip. - MoTO Boychick Devil
I don't usually post my drunk threads in public, but we're about to get shredded.
who thinks I'm pretty? Hey bob's burgers is funny - Jason P
Didn't you just start drinking five minutes ago? :) - Laura
no YOUR MOM did - Jason P
JASON GUESS WHAT? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
*sits in Jason's lap* - Big Joe Silenced
Butts. - Marie from iPhone
You talk a good butts game. - Jason P
I love you, Jason. - laura x from iPhone
I love you, Laura. - Jason P
I want a team like the Flash has.
The thing that happened to us ... it made us more of who we are. - Jason P
#askmeanything the answer is likely to be a confession of a crush.
Do you prefer Crush or Sunkist? - Kristin
Cubed ice or crushed? - Meg VMeg
BOTH - Jason P
Krush Groove or Wild Style? - Stephen Francoeur
Pretty much whatever the question the answer is fifty percent likely to be both. - Jason P
Spill it! - Micah
Both. Bisexual, polyamorous, can I have both please. - Jason P
But obviously krush groovin body movin. - Jason P
What is the worst movie you have ever sat through? No redeeming qualities whatsoever. - Mary Carmen
Jesus. Deadgirl. Do not watch it. - Jason P
I haven't confessed a crush in like three comments. - Jason P
Clearly you're losing your touch. ;-) - Mary Carmen
Who do you have a crush on? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
i've confessed crushes to 3 different FFers since 2008. they all still seem to like me well enough. go on and get it off your chest, dude. :) - Big Joe Silenced
Eh, they know. - Jason P
*thumbs up* - Big Joe Silenced
Defining moments. Hollywood Boulevard. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Age... 8. I knew all the lyrics. My sister was age 5, she knew most of the choruses. We were virgins, got rice thrown at us.
Riff Raff has been my spirit animal for thirty-seven years. - Jason P
So the FF site says "Close to learn more" but I don't trust it.
So, we're now reasonably sure that my wife saw Butch Walker playing in one of his first bands as backup for an Elvis impersonator, a couple of decades before Holly had even heard of him.
this is my new favorite story, btw. - holly #ravingfangirl
We will never be able to know for sure, but I've decided to be convinced by the circumstantial evidence. Anne says it was a terrible date, btw. - Jason P
i am convinced. - holly #ravingfangirl
Oh man, I just got the "our service is new" error message.
My Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jdpucke... or infrequently twitter.com/jazzmodeus.
I get to interview Amanda Palmer (by email) about her new book for Library Journal. What should I ask?
why would non fans want to read your book? What do you hope that people understand about you/beliefs/worldview as they read the book? What music inspires you to create? This is a joke question: Do you talk about your husband in your book? - ♫Maurice the Dolphin♫
Professor just emailed me asking me how we can get more recent issues of the student journal he publishes available online. I've been begging him, and student editors, for years to put it in our OA repository. ARGH
TIL that talcum powder stops new shoes from squeaking. My coworkers will be pleased.
Now you can sneak up on us again. - ellbeecee
Friend: "Your sister is almost 21? So she can start drinking soon." Dad: "'Start' HAHAHAHA"
Tonight at the bar Dad told the true story of when their boat broke down on Lake Victoria, almost got run down by a giant ferry (which he avoided by fixing the searchlight fuse with cigarette foil) and then they were rescued the next day by his friends Mahmoud and Tony Cocaine. ... My dad is kind of a badass, you guys.
i didn't ask about Tony's name. I decided it was cooler to just let it lie. - Jason P
Awesome - lris from Android
My friend Charlie's library radio show tweets this:
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Email: "Dear Jason, there is some confusion about..." No there's not. Only in your brain, because you are stupid.
d'oh. - Christina Pikas
Ah the subtle difference between "there is" and "I am" - Zamms
Love that passive voice. - Catherine Pellegrino
Mistakes were made. - Joe
Note however that in certain parts of the English speaking world, "I am confused" is to be interpreted as "You are confused." - DJF from Android
^ indeed. my go-to diplomatic speak for "WTF are you doing?" is "I'm confused." - t-ra needs this place
My guitar teacher sometimes uses "rock" as a synonym for "yes."
Dad's got a new drinking buddy who's an IT guy. THANK YOU SANTA
Dad's friend Bo is still hoping for WordPerfect to make a comeback.
Me too #revealcodes WordPerfect is the BEST - WarLord
My wife's stepfather can watch several episodes of a TV show before asking "Which one of them is named Treme?" or "Who is Sam Crow that they keep talking about?"
I've found that if I don't have someone to discuss a show with, I also tend to ignore names unless they become important. Then I have to look them up online. - bentley
(Neither of those names is a person.) - Jason P
About to order the last gift on my shopping list. This is for a "sort of but maybe not really boyfriend of an old friend whom we're going to see this weekend." Shopping challenge. I'm thinking Halloween barware never goes wrong.
AND DONE - Jason P
what did you get? - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
A skull shot glass. - Jason P
We are having several friends over and I want to get some small, inexpensive gifts to give out -- like the $10 range. Ideas?
Coffee mugs with treats? - Jennifer Dittrich from FFHound!
That's exactly the sort of thing. - Jason P
If you want to get fun with it, there are paint pens you can get that are specifically for ceramics - so you could decorate the mugs with simple designs, or the person's initials or whatever. Another idea that I JUST saw that was cute - a beer stein with candies (like butterscotch candies) topped with marshmallows (looks like beer). - Laura
Dime bags. But i'll try and think on more legal options. - Steve C, Team Marina
homemade baked goods. with a bottle of beer. and a rub on tattoo. - Sir Shuping is just sir
or you can give them a tattoo! - Sir Shuping is just sir
Ha! I like the (temp) tattoo idea. I'm not qualified for the more permanent kind. - Jason P
These are great ideas, folks, thanks. Keep 'em coming. - Jason P
just do it with a permanent marker. it will eventually come off....mostly. - Sir Shuping is just sir
My mom gave all my high school friends coloring books, crayons, and those clips you hold bags of chips closed with for graduation. She became surprisingly popular. - laura x from iPhone
Depending on the crowd, novelty condoms? - laura x from iPhone
if they drink i used to buy a bottle of some really fancy beer/wee champagne thinger and go to the dollar store to get the most redonkulous cup you can find to go with it. - jambina
Wife got godiva chocolate ornament stars for $7 - MoTO Boychick Devil from Android
DIY jam jar snow globes are easy and cheap: http://www.thesweetestoccasion.com/2012... - Soup in a TARDIS
Lip balm - t-ra needs this place from Android
Tacos. - Kristin
How about something like this? http://www.kirklands.com/product... It's a mini cast iron skillet that is meant to be used to bake a single cookie, along with the cookie mix. - April Russo (FForever!)
Those little chocolate bottles filled with real booze. - Laura Norvig from iPhone
Anne is watching a low-budget British ghost show. I'm doing EVP simulations in her ear and shouting "Look an orb!" to heighten the experience.
i wonder if a comedy album has ever been done with this as the basis? - Big Joe Silenced
Stepped outside to watch Ant-Man filming for a few minutes, nbd.
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Against All Things Ending (The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, #3) - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
Rocks: My Life in and out of Aerosmith - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
Fatal Revenant (The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, #2) - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
What's your Halloween costume?
Librarian. - laura x
Cute, x. - Jason P
Probably Shecky Gandalf. Again. - Zamms
Mariella is gonna be a blue octopus. - Mary Carmen
trekkie, if i get the oomph to do it. though i need a new phaser too if i do it. - holly #ravingfangirl
I'm going to be Skeleton Dude. Possibly Rock & Roll Skeleton Dude. - Jason P
I'm gonna be that parent who hands out obnoxiously large handfuls of candy. - Mary Carmen
OOO OR I COULD BE KARIM BENZAMMA! - Zamms
Queen, provided the dress still fits. I gotta pull it out of storage. - Corinne L
Office is decorated.
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